Send Help, Not Corpses—My Church Is a Hero Repair Shop!

Monsters roaming? The bravest heroes charging into battle?
That means someone’s working overtime at the church—me.
Every time an adventuring party falls, their mangled bodies land on my altar. My job? Stitch their bits back together, slap on a revival spell, and pray the church gets paid this month. Swords and sorcery are tough—but try arguing fees with dead heroes, wild mages, and coffin stalkers. Welcome to a fantasy world where the real grind isn’t on the battlefield, but right behind the sanctuary doors.
Sharp humor, absurd obstacles, and a fresh take on classic fantasy resurrection. If you thought dying was dramatic, you haven’t seen what I go through bringing heroes back—one limb at a time.