Chapter 32: I Really Didn’t See Anything
“Did you go change or get into a fight?!”
Calling the clothes Li Nai was currently wearing sportswear was already giving them too much credit. If you asked me, they shouldn’t even be called clothes; calling them trash would be more accurate.
“In this city, dressing like this is a trend. A bit tattered, with a grungy, wild vibe!”
“I’d say it’s a beggar style.”
Or perhaps, the style of a dying beggar? Either way, they looked like someone on the verge of death. Her tracksuit jacket was unzipped, and the hem was irregularly jagged as if gnawed by a dog. Large patches of red bloodstains were splattered on both sides of her chest. And the shorts, which should have been capris, looked almost like hot pants because of the numerous holes.
“Speaking of which, do people in this city all wear tattered clothes? Is it really a kind of fashion?”
No, no, Ruansui, you’re overthinking it. What kind of fashion is this? Even primitive people wouldn’t consider this fashionable. While beggar chic exists, this doesn’t fall into that category; it’s just discarded clothing fit only for a shredder.
“Hmm, how should I put it? It’s less about fashion and more about convenience. Because ordinary zombies have trouble putting on and taking off clothes, and if they wear clean clothes, they’d get dirty and need washing. So, they might as well wear clothes that already look dirty. When they become too dirty to wear, they can just toss them.”
It’s the same logic as why I like wearing black clothes and socks. White clothes always get dirty easily, but with black, even if you roll around on the ground, a quick brush of dust might make it hard to tell if they’re dirty.
“After all, if it’s just a semi-awakened zombie, they often have their mouths half-open, and they can’t help but drool. Although everyone tries to hunch over to prevent drool from dripping onto their clothes, accidents are inevitable.”
I recalled the zombies and ghouls I saw on the road, and indeed, most of them had their mouths half-open. Speaking of which, if they communicate with that ‘ah-语’ language, their faces would surely end up like that.
“But once you get used to it, these clothes are surprisingly convenient! And they’re cool in the summer.”
“But this kind of clothing is a bit… immodest.”
Yu Hui didn’t like this type of revealing clothing and offered a different opinion.
“Oh, because until two years ago, I was also in a semi-awakened state, always wandering the streets with my mouth open and a vacant stare. The clothes I wore back then were even more outrageous! Ah, they couldn’t even be called clothes then, more like scraps of fabric, ahaha~ And I even smelled sour.”
“Ew ew ew~~” x2
Only Lanhua and I gave Li Nai disgusted looks. The more reserved Ruansui and Yu Hui didn’t react much, just frowning slightly, while Xueqing was completely unfazed.
“Ah, but the clothes I’m wearing now don’t smell sour. On the contrary, they smell good. The things on the clothes that look like bloodstains were added during manufacturing with special dyes, they can’t be washed off, you know.”
“Stains that can’t be washed off are quite… bothersome. But if it were another kind of stain, it would be great to keep it.”
As she said that, Lanhua suddenly turned her head and stared at me with a peculiar look. What is this girl plotting again? By the way, what does she mean by ‘another kind of stain’? Why is your gaze moving downwards? Where exactly are you looking, you perverted woman!
“The torn parts at the hem of the clothes are also rolled and sewn, so they don’t fray easily.”
Those seemingly tattered parts were actually the most finely crafted areas!
“And! This clothing also uses moisture-wicking and warm materials, so it’s cool to wear in summer and warm in winter, and not easily ignited by open flames. One piece can last a long time!”
“Zombie clothing with impossibly high functionality!”
I couldn’t agree more. Although I was reluctant, I had to admit that Lanhua and I were quite in sync today. If it’s disposable clothing that’s worn and then thrown away without washing, there’s no need to make it so elaborate!
“Hmph, this isn’t even the best part. The most important thing is that the red pigment on my clothes was painted by the famous abstract oil painting master Jonnyhan. One piece can probably sell for two hundred thousand.”
“And it’s super expensive!”
Apart from the appearance being extremely poor, it’s a piece of clothing that combines performance and artistic value! Lanhua’s gaze shifted downwards again. This girl is truly a pervert, always fixated on what’s below.
“Hmm? Of course, my underwear is a matching set. Do you want to see it?
Heh. Now.”
This girl has absolutely no sense of shame. Would any ordinary girl casually show their underwear to others?
“Hmph hmph hmph, the underwear I’m wearing today is very revealing! Since you all want to see it so badly, this young lady will be merciful and show you once!”
Saying that, Li Nai stood up from her cross-legged position, then inserted her thumb into the edge of her track pants and bent forward while moving downwards. Wait, wait, wait?! Is she actually going to take them off! I thought she was going to take out a pair from her closet to show us, but she’s going to show us the ones she’s wearing! But underwear only reaches its true value when worn by a girl.
However, the girls around me clearly didn’t plan to let me see the “benefit” scene. The moment Li Nai made the movement to pull them down, Yu Hui had already appeared behind me and covered my eyes.
“Wait, Nai Nai! Jun Jun is a boy, you can’t just take off your pants!”
“Huh? What’s the problem? It’s just underwear anyway.”
“Even underwear is not allowed!”
“Oh, this is amazing! The fabric is so minimal! The level is so high it could be considered indecent! Even I wouldn’t choose such a slutty pair of underwear!”
“Ugh, this kind of underwear shouldn’t be shown to anyone! It’s too embarrassing!”
“It’s fine, key parts aren’t exposed… Ah, I don’t count pubic hair.”
“Wow—that’s not the point! Really! Hurry up and put them on!”
“Huh?! Whoa! What are you doing! Ah~ Indecent assault! I didn’t expect classmate Lianbing to have this kind of yuri interest!”
“Hehehe, a rare sight! Yes! Right there, use a cross hold, classmate Lianbing! Oh! Class Monitor unexpectedly pressed back! Ahaha~~~ It’s off~~~ Hehehe, it’s a lifelong loss that Juncheng can’t see this.”
Listening to Lanhua’s live commentary, it seems Ruansui rushed to stop Li Nai, and the two started wrestling, fiercely at that. Lanhua always manages to pique my curiosity and imagination. I have to say, you’re a genius… Damn it, can’t I just have a peek? Satisfy my curiosity. I twisted my head left and right, trying to find a gap in Yu Hui’s hold, but she remained meticulously committed to her “harmonious duty,” leaving no space between her fingers, giving me no chance to sneak a look.
Xueqing, sitting in my lap, whispered in my ear. “Juncheng, H.”
SF Light Novel
What’s this? Why is it suddenly about me being “H”?
“It’s not like I asked to see it. She was the one who wanted to take them off and show us.”
“That’s still not allowed. Perhaps Lord Juncheng’s spirit still has lingering side effects, so you shouldn’t see any scandalous scenes to avoid falling into a state of loss of control again. And the current situation—it’s become more serious than just looking at underwear.”
The way you put it makes me even more curious. What exactly has happened? I really want to see. Compared to Li Nai’s underwear, I’d rather see two beautiful girls entangled.
“I don’t think I’d get excited over that Li Nai…”
Excited by the underwear that Li Nai is wearing? Heh. (mocking smile)
“Whoa! What’s with that expression! How infuriating! How dare a mere transparent Jun look down on my charm! Fine, today I’ll show you what a beautiful girl truly is! Let go of him, junior sister Bai! And let go of me! Little Bingbing!”
“No! Put your pants back on first…”
“I won’t! Isn’t taking off pants the same as lifting a skirt! Why are you all reacting so strongly!”
Li Nai seemed to have developed a stubbornness in a peculiar area, insisting on taking off her pants. As expected of a zombie, her actions are illogical… Damn it, but her actively taking off her pants is a bit… well, lewd. However, from the perspective of convenience, skirts are indeed more convenient. When it comes to it, you don’t even need to take them off; just lift them up, hook the underwear to the side, and you can *bang*. So, are women who wear pants more promiscuous, or women who wear skirts more promiscuous? It’s hard to say…
“Little—Lan! Stop spouting dirty jokes and help me stop Nai Nai.”
“Sigh, honestly… Seeing as classmate Lianbing called me ‘Little Lan’ again, I’ll help a bit—Ah! Class Monitor, have you gone mad! Why are you biting my clothes!”
“Ahhhhhh—”
“”Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh—”
“She’s started pretending to be a zombie now!”
The scene seems to be getting more chaotic…
“Hurry up and help, Little Xueqing! Just you and I can’t hold back the Class Monitor!”
Xueqing, who was in my lap, reported to me and then left.
“Be back soon…”
SF Light Novel
“Wait, classmate Xueqing! Why are you drawing your sword!”
“You’re in the way.”
Then I heard the sound of a dagger cutting through the air, and a scream.
“It feels strangely novel, this sensation of clothes being cut apart…”
“Wahahaha! Now I don’t have to undress you, we’ll all be naked just like me!”
From Xueqing behind me came a sound of astonishment. What did she say? Even she…? Could it be that Yu Hui’s clothes were also cut to shreds? Eh? Eh? Amazing, this is truly god-like skill! … It’s such a shame I can’t see it! With a situation like this, how persistent are you, Yu Hui, to still be covering my eyes!
*Crunch.*
“I brought some snacks… Oh?”
Silence fell instantly. Aunt Qing entered the room.
“You… You’re all just high school students, and your lives are already so decadent! This, this, this, this, this is too improper!”
“I was wondering why that careless silly girl Nai suddenly brought a bunch of friends home! You were planning to have a wild party here, weren’t you!”
No, we really didn’t…
“If I hadn’t taken leave today and come home, you would have already started! Sit up straight, all of you! I need to severely criticize your inappropriate heterosexual relationships!”
“No, that…”
“Don’t talk back!”
But… this time I really didn’t see anything, and I didn’t touch anything… It was their inappropriate homosexual relationships, it has nothing to do with me! (crying)
