Chapter 59: Drunk and Escaping
After draining the last glass of wine, I let out a long sigh and surveyed the scene with eyes that could barely stay open. My opponents at this table were… defeated!
A sense of pride welled up inside me. I had conquered them all with my formidable spiritual power, refusing to yield to their seductive charms or let those thirsty girls have their way. Ha! You’re not so tough after all.
My stomach felt full of liquor, and my body temperature was soaring. The sweat had soaked through my shirt, and salt had crystallized on my back. When I wiped it, my hand came away covered in white residue. My head was swimming, as if I’d taken a heavy blow from a heavyweight boxer, and I felt like I was dying.
Ah… I’ve reached my limit. The spiritual power I’d replenished just days ago was depleted again. If this continued, I’d black out and lose consciousness.
First things first, I need to get rid of this liquor.
But before I could even stand up, a naked body lunged at me from behind, embracing me. It was slick with spilled wine, shimmering.
“Hoo hoo hoo, Master~ Master~ I love you the most, hee… hee~”
After planting a kiss on my cheek, she even stuck out her tongue to lick me… Control yourself! I wanted to say, but what came out of my mouth was:
“Sit down!”
“Woof woof!”
“Shut up!”
“Woof!”
The one calling me Master in such a seductive voice wasn’t Lily, but Lan… Yes, it was Lanhua. In her drunken state, she had shed her clothes and clung to me with all fours, having completely reverted to her primal state. Moreover, all her hidden thoughts were now spoken aloud, her modesty having plummeted to negative values. I felt like I could put a collar on her and take this beautiful canine for a walk… Damn, I’d never have such perverse thoughts!
I rubbed my throbbing head and decided I couldn’t stay in this place any longer. Something terrible was bound to happen otherwise. The main culprits were the strong smell of alcohol and… that crying.
“*Sob sob sob… sob sob… Hmmm… I don’t want to live anymore…*”
Lily was the type to cry when she drank. She’d been weeping and wailing, her nose running, for a while now, making an unbearable racket. My already aching head throbbed even more from her cries, resonating like an echo. The most annoying part was that she wasn’t just crying in one spot; she was tugging at my clothes, shaking me while sobbing.
“Master, Master, why aren’t you scolding me? I’m so noisy, you must be fed up… Give me some punishment… You only scold that little bitch, you ignore me…”
I suppressed a surge of anger, barely stopping myself from yelling. But I couldn’t scold Lily; it would only excite her more. I had to be gentle.
“No, Lily, you’re so well-behaved, how could I possibly scold you~ Hehe, hehe.”
My laughter was a bit fake, but she was drunk, so she probably wouldn’t notice. As expected, Lily beamed with happiness and said, nuzzling into my chest, “Hehe, Master is the gentlest… And my virginity belongs to Master… hehe…”
I can’t take it anymore. I have to escape! I stood up and kicked Lily away (she still looked happy), then strode towards the sliding door of the cubicle. But before I could touch the doorknob, someone grabbed my leg, sending me tumbling… onto someone.
A piercing scream nearly snapped the last thread of sanity in my head. When I shook my head and regained my senses, I realized the girl I had fallen on and pinned down was Li Nai. Li Nai, with her clothes disheveled, her face flushed to a deep red. Her short ponytail had come undone, and her eyes were teary as she clutched her chest, glancing at me sideways, but never daring to meet my gaze.
Seeing the normally boisterous Li Nai, who acted like a man, behaving like this, I was at a loss for how to react. I reached out to touch her shoulder, intending to help her up, but before I could, I heard her chide me.
“H-hey! Stop touching me!”
“Huh?!”
What the heck! What’s with this shy demeanor! Are you really Li Nai? Am I seeing a ghost! She wasn’t acting out in drunkenness, but this contrast was too extreme, as if she’d become a completely different person. This shy posture, this shy expression, this shy atmosphere – it was worlds apart from the original Li Nai. Alcohol truly was a magical substance, capable of changing a person’s personality so drastically… Or perhaps, this was her true nature?
Then, the one who grabbed my leg was… Lianbing! She wrapped her arms around my knees, rubbing her cheek against my thigh, her slightly raised buttocks swaying. I could almost see a non-existent tail wagging back and forth…
“Love it, love it, I really love it…”
Her usual flamboyant laughter had turned into quiet, happy giggles. “I love Juncheng the most~ Hehehe~”
This cute creature… What is she! Ruansui?! Is that you, Ruansui!
“Hey, hey, Juncheng~ Shall we share a breathtaking kiss?”
“No, not now!”
“Why? Why? You just kissed that bitch, didn’t you? Why can’t you kiss me? Come on~ Come on~ Come on~”
I was kissed, okay!
In the end, she got her deep kiss. After the kiss, Lianbing pointed to her tongue. “Hehe, see, Juncheng? There’s a shiny thread between us~”
So cute… I want to hold her, I want to hold her, I want to hold her! I’m already holding her! She started rubbing my cheek again, her body soft from exhaustion. Her posture made it clear that Lianbing wasn’t Ruansui, but genuinely drunk. Lianbing had a low alcohol tolerance. I learned that for the first time. No, it wasn’t just low; it was like she’d become a different person. When drunk, her arrogance completely transformed into petulance, making her inexplicably adorable.
I… I really want to push her down. Wanting to push down your girlfriend, doesn’t everyone feel that way? It’s not a bad thought, is it?
I’ll just take Lianbing back to her room…
“Woof, woof!”
“Master~ Don’t leave Sinu… *sob sob*… Don’t abandon me…”
Obstacles x2! They knocked me to the ground! And I fell on Li Nai again!
This time, the scream jolted me awake. This wasn’t the time to take Lianbing to a room. Even if I wanted to, this bitch and this dog wouldn’t let me go. Looking at Li Nai beneath me,
“Um, I, I, I heard the first time is very painful… Don’t hurt me…”
Zombies don’t feel pain! My heavens, it’s impossible to reconcile this shy girl with the perverted woman who casually joked about her virginity. If this continues, I might actually fall for her! Fall for that Li Nai! That Li Nai! This is terrifying! Isn’t it!
It’s best to get away from them quickly! But my own strength isn’t enough. I need help. Who else is sober? The only one sober now is Yu Hui! The one cowering in the corner is Yu Hui! Yes, and she doesn’t seem drunk! Save me, great Yu Hui, help me! I need your rescue!
I desperately pulled one hand out from among the girls’ bodies and reached out towards Yu Hui, extending my hand of desperation to my only savior, my most trusted Yu Hui.
“Yu Hui! Help me get rid of…”
*Hmph, Juncheng doesn’t mind being surrounded by women anyway.*
“Eh? Yu-, Yu…”
I stared blankly at Yu Hui, who then proceeded to pick up a wine bottle and start drinking. *Crash!* Slamming the bottle down on the table, she wiped her lips and turned to me.
“It was like this in my past life too. You always unconsciously attracted a bunch of… Are those wild women better than me? Is homegrown less fragrant than wild? … Don’t I count?”
“I hate you! Juncheng! I hate you! I hate you! … I… I hate you to death, meow! *Hic* Meow!”
*Gaaaahhhhh!*
I can’t take it anymore!!! She’s drunk too! I pounded the ground in silent agony.
“Juncheng~ I like you~ Let’s do something even more fun~”
Be good, let’s go home and do it, okay? Hmm? *%*
“Like what! I hate you, meow! I hate you the most! Don’t move! I’m going to punish you, meow!”
Has she become a tsundere sadist? Or are all her usual resentments exploding? Little Chen… Ah, Yu Hui, it’s my fault. I didn’t realize you’d accumulated so much resentment… But now is not the time to vent it! Get… out… of… the… way~!
“Woof, woof! Want to make love~ Hoo hoo hoo…”
You’re not a dog, are you a fox! Ah, foxes are also… Whatever, stop being so sultry!
“…Hiss, hiss… Although this is insubordination, Sinu wants to… serve you… and then accept your punishment…”
…Please punish me severely~”
Her pitch has gone up so high, aren’t you actually looking forward to it! Masochistic succubus!
“Y-you, are you going to start with me first? I, um, I’m a little… Can we start slowly with a kiss… No. Please don’t be angry! I’ll do anything…”
Don’t say such weak things shyly! Are you really Li Nai! You are Li Nai, right!
My clothes were being taken off one by one, and the contact area with their bodies increased. Who knows how they managed to undress me in their dazed state. They’re so drunk, their vision should be… Just go to sleep already! Although I’m holding onto the last remnant of my modesty, being conquered is only a matter of time…
…Damn it… I can’t escape. They’ve surrounded me, making me fall into the softest trap… I’m going to be drained dry!
…Am I really *that* popular?
“Grab my hand!”
As soon as she said it, I extended my left hand and grasped Zi’ai’s outstretched hand. She pulled me out from the pile of girls, then quickly closed the sliding door. I, meanwhile, landed face-first on the ground. At the last possible moment, I escaped! Although my underwear was left behind as the price… At least my dignity wasn’t lost! …Well, maybe it’s a little damaged? Anyway, dignity is a fragile thing; a little drool can fix it, it’s no big deal, right? Ah, ahahaha…
I felt extremely guilty.
