Chapter 68: Dizzyingly Confused
“How is it? Surprised? Shocked? Look at your bulging eyes, it’s so hilarious I could laugh my ass off~”
It hasn’t exploded, it’s still intact and hanging below… Which means, the fact that Xu Jiaojiao is a man is true.
How should I put it? I never doubted it before. I should say, I’ve always thought of her as a girl from the start.
That’s only natural. Anyone would think Xu Jiaojiao is a girl, especially since she has that kind of charm that attracts men.
Honestly, I never expected him to be a man!
Is it because he’s not cute enough?
Because I’ve seen too many ultra-high-quality beautiful girls, Xu Jiaojiao can’t be considered top-tier, but she can rank in the T2 tier, and that’s if she’s considered a girl.
When I found out Xu Jiaojiao was a man, I suddenly realized he was incredibly cute!
Ahem… Let me clarify first, I’m not gay! Absolutely not!
I just find it incredible that there’s a guy who looks so cute.
It’s not that I haven’t seen this kind of person. Phil the angel, at first glance, makes you unsure whether he’s a boy or a girl. This is because angels are too androgynous, and they are genderless beings, which is why they give people an ambiguous feeling.
But this Xu Jiaojiao is even more extreme. Almost everyone who sees him thinks he’s a woman and is captivated by him.
Also, there’s one very obvious characteristic that made me have no doubts about her being female.
That’s his voice.
“But your voice is a bit… Did you use a voice changer?”
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Because it’s so beautiful, I couldn’t tell it was a male voice at all. There was no sense of vocal fry, it was a purely natural female voice.
Honestly, calling it ‘heavenly music’ wouldn’t be an exaggeration.
“Do you think I’m like that certain detective, always carrying a bow-shaped voice changer?”
Xu Jiaojiao first retorted, then impatiently continued to explain to me.
“It’s natural. Many people say I should be a voice actor, hehe. If I debuted as a cross-dressing voice actor, I might become instantly popular?”
“Uh, I think that’s very possible.”
“Tsk, you really have no sense of humor. You can’t even tell when I’m joking… By the way, how long are you going to pinch me? Are you treating my ‘second brother’ as a hand warmer or a palm massager?”
“…Sorry.”
So my hand was still inside his skirt, and I hadn’t even realized it myself.
However, one hand could cover it completely. Compared to an ordinary man, it seemed a bit small.
But Xu Jiaojiao… his physique is indeed petite, only a little bigger than Xue Qing. He’s a bit like a… shota who just entered the first year of junior high.
So, this size, which hasn’t developed yet, seems more realistic.
As soon as this thought crossed my mind, my tie was pulled, making me bend down to his level, and my face was so close it was almost touching his lips.
It smells a bit sweet. Does this really smell like a boy?
And he was smoking earlier, right? That means he can even mask the smell of smoke? His natural fragrance overpowers the smell of smoke? This is a must-have attribute for a beauty!
“Hey, you guy! Looking at your expression, you must be thinking about how small his ‘thing’ is, right!”
“No…”
“No your ass! Are you looking down on me? Huh?! Believe it or not, I’ll beat you to a pulp?”
“Really not… On the contrary, you smell nice.”
Upon hearing this, it was Xu Jiaojiao who recoiled with a look of horror. His previously imposing demeanor returned to its original state.
“…Don’t inhale too much. Otherwise, even if you are the Master of Fate, your mind will only be filled with thoughts of me, even though you know I’m a man.”
“Hoo-!”
I immediately covered my mouth and nose with both hands, not daring to inhale any extra air.
“Tsk, my balls are starting to hurt from this, it’s so uncomfortable…”
Xu Jiaojiao pinched the hem of his skirt and lifted it up, then took the hem in his mouth. There was no excess fat, slightly visible muscle lines and a streamlined abdomen, and only a slight bulge in his underwear appeared before me.
My reflexes made me turn my head away, but then I felt something was wrong. We’re both men, do I need to avoid this?
But I feel like if I look, something will go wrong! Something is wrong! That’s a man! Although he looks no different from a woman and his voice is as sweet as a woman’s, he is still a man!
Good! No need to feel guilty. What’s wrong with a man looking at another man? I see them all the time in the public baths, right?
As if resisting, I had this thought and turned my head back.
What I saw was Xu Jiaojiao inserting his index finger into the gap of his underwear, bending forward slightly, his finger sliding and adjusting its position inside, with a flush on his face. Holy crap. I couldn’t help but curse, but I really did curse…
I was actually aroused by a man. This look has a special attractive magic.
I’m going to be swayed…
Stop it! It’s not like gender doesn’t matter as long as he’s cute!
I’m actually a little excited. Something must be wrong with me.
“Knowing a man and going for it”? No, no, no, I won’t be the one who loses a sleeve under Brokeback Mountain.
I grabbed the Lucifer that appeared in my mind and slammed it onto the ground, stomping on it hard several times. Finally, I regained my senses.
“What are you doing….”
“You can tell just by looking, my waistband is crooked and it’s uncomfortable. These kinds of underwear often leak.”
Leaking in other senses.
“I envy you guys who can wear boxers freely! Tsk! But I have to wear these tight underwear with little fabric. It’s unfair!”
“Envious… Then why are you wearing women’s clothes?”
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“Why do you care so much!”
He glared back at me. It seems he doesn’t want to answer why he wears women’s clothes.
Right, is Xu Jiaojiao your real name?
“That’s my real name. Unlike that man who gave me a fake name, I’m a gentleman who stands by his actions.”
A gentleman, I’d say a hypocrite is more fitting. And “hypo” meaning in terms of gender.
“Why did you get such a name?”
“Because they raised me as a daughter from the beginning.”
So, Xu Jiaojiao turned out this way because of his family…
“That’s not it.”
Xu Jiaojiao, who once again saw through my thoughts, said with a smile.
“My family doesn’t care what I do.”
“Then why is it?”
At this moment, I suddenly thought of a special group: a group of men who take all sorts of drugs to become real girls… Should they be called ‘drug girls’?
“Heh? You think I became like this by taking drugs?”
“After all, you’re too feminine.”
“I’m different from those people who take drugs to make themselves closer to a woman’s figure. I didn’t become like this voluntarily.”
“Then what is it?”
“Because I was defined as the ‘Female Lead’!”
