Chapter 15.51 Ji Lianbing and Enjoyment
“Hmph, that woman did something unnecessary again.”
There are many purposes for dragging others into this game, to hide one’s own presence, and also to create more obstacles for me.
But more importantly… to make the game more interesting.
Hahahaha, it is indeed interesting, I will just watch you ants slaughter each other here.
Struggle with all your might, I look forward to your bringing me more exciting dramas.
“I didn’t expect that just based on a sentence I casually said, you could deduce the core law of this paradoxical world. That vixen is quite sharp in that regard.”
“The one who knows you best is your enemy. I think this sentence applies very well to you and Miss Lanhua. However, I believe you and Miss Lanhua also have other bonds between you.”
“Hoh, what other bonds do we have?”
That vixen is, at most, similar to me in terms of strategy. Our considerations and overall perspectives have common points, but in other aspects, I don’t think I have any similarities with that fox.
“Sisterly love, sharing the same bed?”
“Shirley! This joke is not funny at all!”
“Hahahaha, my apologies.”
Shirley covered her mouth and giggled, showing no signs of remorse.
This maid is getting more and more casual. She used to play pranks on me too, but not this excessively.
Is it really because… of the thing I begged her to do last time? Tch…..
“Mmm…”
“Ah, sorry, did I wake you up from your sleep…”
Perhaps because I cried out suddenly, Juncheng, who was sleeping in the baby cradle, opened his eyes. He immediately sat up, rubbed his eyes, and looked at me drowsily.
This Juncheng can’t walk yet, his hair is a bit long, and he looks a bit androgynous, but overall, one can still tell he is Juncheng.
But unlike Juncheng, this child… is very… cute.
Why is he so cute? This is definitely the cutest creature in the world.
A corpse, on the other hand, is not good; it needs to be small and still able to move.
I suddenly felt that if Juncheng remained like this, it wouldn’t matter if he were a corpse…
Looking at him, I felt a desire to watch over him forever, hahahaha~
“Haa………”
I reached out my index finger, unable to suppress my pounding heart at the feeling. Juncheng glanced at me calmly, then held out his small hands and grasped my finger.
Haaaaaaahhhhhh!
Why is this child so cute!
I’m so moved that I’m about to cry… Okay, I really want to kiss him, nuzzle him, hug him, squeeze him!
“Young Miss, the expression you have right now is the kind that would get you taken away for questioning by the police.”
“Wouldn’t that be obvious!”
How can I possibly restrain myself when I’ve encountered such a cute child!
“Young Master Juncheng is really well-behaved. He doesn’t cry or fuss. After being fed earlier, he slept quietly, and he’s not crying now that he’s awake. So well-behaved.”
“Hahahaha, that’s a lady’s secret, so please don’t pry too much, Young Miss.”
“As expected of the ‘all-around’ Head Maid…”
I really didn’t expect that she could even produce milk.
“Aren’t you going to take action? Young Miss.”
Ah, I originally wanted to go out and clear away some of the trash around here, but this child… Juncheng… can I leave for a bit?
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Shaking his head, shaking his head.
Little Juncheng clenched his fists and shook his head, not wanting me to leave.
That’s right…
“Therefore, I’ve decided not to go anywhere! I’ll stay here with this child!”
“Oh dear, turning Young Master Juncheng’s upper body into an infant was my mistake. This has instead caused you to lose your combat effectiveness first…”
“Hahahaha, so I’ve decided to observe for now. Besides, by staying here, someone will definitely come eventually. Waiting by the stump is also a kind of tactic.”
Oh my, speak of the devil.
And here comes a small fry, walking right into the trap.
A naked man with an upper body, over two meters tall, and looking unintelligent, climbed onto the clock tower where Shirley and I were.
The ugly man sheepishly scratched his head and looked around. Seeing us, he shouted.
“Hey! This is the place! The woman said so!”
Then he threw a pile of bloody, mangled limbs and severed arms onto the ground and said.
“I’ve collected all the parts, quickly give me my prize!”
Those things were clearly not Juncheng’s body parts, but merely body parts forcibly torn from others.
This was also one of the vixen’s linguistic traps.
That cunning vixen deliberately concealed some things, like whose body parts were to be collected, and that two parts of the body had become an infant and a child.
She also omitted other things – selectively revealing only the most basic information, making it vague and ambiguous, but going to great lengths to stir up emotions, truly a wicked sense of amusement… hahahaha, I admire that.
Shirley, at this point, acting as the final checkpoint, began to fulfill her duty.
She briefly scanned the pile of mangled corpses and then shook her head, saying.
“I’m afraid these items are not the parts needed for clearance. Please collect them again.”
“What are you kidding me! I went through all this trouble, and you’re saying it’s not it! You tricked me! You damn b*tch! I’ll kill you!”
“Tsk tsk…”
It’s not your fault for having a low IQ, but coming out to embarrass yourself like this means you’re seeking your own death.
Shirley was not angered by the big guy’s insults. She merely put on a polite professional smile and repeated herself.
“Please collect them again.”
“I’m not playing with you scumbags anymore! Give it to me! My prize!!!”
Juncheng frowned, looking displeased at the person making a scene.
Hmm, is that so? Did he disturb you?
Hahahaha, I’ll make him shut up immediately.
“Vulgar creature, you have no need to live.”
The other party acted as if he had heard a funny joke, holding his head and laughing heartily.
“Hahahahahaha! I tried below just now, and in this world, no matter what injury you sustain, you won’t die. So what am I afraid of!”
Oh, because your brain isn’t sharp enough, you didn’t doubt the news and just tried it out?
So you know you won’t die no matter what, and that’s why you’re so arrogant.
….
I say, you haven’t misunderstood something, have you?
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“Ah?”
“I was the one who established the rule of ‘immortality,’ but I didn’t set this rule for your benefit.”
“Hahaha, what are you talking about? You mean, you’re the one who makes me unable to die? Hahahahaha… You, a woman, can possibly have…”
“Hmm, it’s not good for children to see such a bloody scene. You should disappear.”
“Eh?”
I snapped my fingers, and a speeding truck suddenly appeared on the man’s side, hitting him and sending him flying.
But he won’t die. Even if his whole body is fractured, he won’t die.
So let’s add a few more trucks.
The sound of screams couldn’t even be heard. It’s quite boring.
Shirley cleaned up the mangled limbs and severed arms. I snapped my fingers again and changed the surrounding air. The smell of blood is unpleasant.
“I created this ‘undead realm’ for Juncheng… Death is liberation, and by depriving you of death, I am prolonging your suffering… Hahahaha~”
I sat back down in the chair next to the cradle and picked Juncheng up.
“….Oh dear…. It’s indeed ‘unfair’ even if we maids don’t help you.”
“Hahahaha, I’ll just watch to see what kind of tricks they can come up with.”
…This way, I can also enjoy the soft, small Juncheng for a while…
His face, his wrists, his little feet…. Everywhere is soft and tender.
Hehehehe…. Cute.
Let me kiss him, kiss him twice, hmm, lick him… Why is this child so cute! ! !
Ji Lianbing is enjoying herself.
