Episode 4: Homeless Girls, Part 3
I carried Lianbing away from the television tower in the bridal carry position. As I pondered how to get home, Lianbing spoke to me.
“It’s a bit of a shame.”
“Hm? A shame about what?”
Was she regretting her past life? After cutting ties with the Ji Family, Lianbing had lost everything she previously owned. It was understandable that she’d regret her current poor living situation after being accustomed to a life of luxury. Although Zero and I were used to living in small spaces, perhaps we should live a little more luxuriously with this move?
However, Lianbing’s next words were completely different from what I expected.
“It’s a shame we wasted the opportunity I arranged for you to show off. If my mother hadn’t deliberately taken us to the lounge, all those men would probably be wearing sour faces right now, hahaha~”
She was lamenting that I didn’t get to show off and embarrass them.
“You have that much faith in me to put them in their place?”
“Of course. You’re the one I chose. I don’t miss recognizing talent. Juncheng, your aura right now… hmm, it’s so thick it’s almost cloying.”
“Is that a compliment?”
“Hahaha~ Of course, I really like that kind of vibe.”
“But I’m actually quite glad. I personally don’t really like those kinds of show-off scenes. It feels like… well, I’m the type who wants to be noticed. It’s better to stay low-key. I never really liked people staring at me before, and while I don’t panic inwardly anymore, I still don’t like drawing attention.”
“But Lianbing, you arranged this… does that mean you wanted me to make a splash?”
“As a woman, of course, I want my man to achieve great things and be a heroic figure. To put it plainly, who doesn’t like a domineering CEO? Hahahaha~”
“Is that so? Then maybe I should start some kind of business? That way, I’d have more capital too.”
It’s not that I couldn’t do it, I’m just not interested. The knowledge and skills I’ve acquired in my idle time are too numerous to count. If given enough time, I could even build a spaceship capable of reaching the ends of the universe. Although that would probably take hundreds of thousands of years, as I would need to slowly revive civilization and advance the technological tree before I had enough skills to build it.
However, Lianbing shook her head and said, “Heh, Juncheng, you don’t need to.”
“Why?”
“Your time is already divided as it is. If I make you do other things, won’t our time together become even less?”
“Speaking of which… then it seems being a househusband is the most suitable for me.”
“Hahaha, that’s right. You can just be kept by us like a kept man. ”
“That sounds quite relaxing.”
Being supported by women at home, all I have to do is cook and shoot. It’s just a matter of losing some integrity, nothing serious. This is probably the most satisfying harem situation for ten men.
“Yes, Juncheng, you just need to relax. Rather, if anyone should be looking for things to do, it should be us. Otherwise, even if we split you, it wouldn’t be enough, hahaha…”
“Don’t say such terrifying things. Besides, I’ve been split before.”
“Too bad, Shirley lost most of her abilities. My dear cute Juncheng, I wanted to hug you again. What a shame.”
This time, Lianbing showed what seemed to be genuine regret, stroking her cheek and sighing. If Miss Shirley hadn’t lost most of her abilities, Lianbing would probably have split me. Oh dear, although this is rude, Miss Shirley, I’m so glad you lost your abilities.
“Oh, so Lianbing, is there anything you want to do?”
“Hahaha, yes, there are things I want to do.”
“What are they?”
“I won’t tell you~”
“Well, then, forget it.”
“Woah, trying to seduce me in reverse? Juncheng, you’ve become wicked too.”
“I just have a simple feeling that I’ll know later… um, never mind that, how should we get back?”
“We can drive. I have the car keys.”
“Eh? But didn’t Aunt, no, Mother-in-law say…”
“It’s okay, it’s just a car, they won’t care about such trivial things.” That’s how rich people’s values are.
“Juncheng, you can drive, right?”
“Not being able to drive is a thing of the past. Now, not only can I drive, but I can pilot planes and tanks too.” Mastering the skill of ‘driving’ in a matter of days is too easy. I’ve even mastered skills that take centuries or millennia to learn. Driving is nothing.
“A reliable man is so handsome, hahaha… The car keys are here.” Lianbing winked and opened her collar, revealing the car keys nestled in her cleavage. But I was holding Lianbing with both hands, so how could I get the keys if she didn’t help me? In short, I had to use my mouth. Hmm, burying my face in the valley, I explored the keys with my tongue, *prpr*… Ah, I got it, that’s nice. This place is soft and smooth, smells so good.
When I used my mouth to retrieve the car keys and looked up at Lianbing, I found her face flushed red. What’s with this shy expression? As the thought crossed my mind, I suddenly realized something and paused for a moment, loosening my grip. As a result, the car keys fell back into her cleavage. Lianbing, she, actually, got shy? Wow, wow~ wow! *Click, click, click*, internal camera record this! This scene is too rare, hurry and record it! This is incredible. Young Miss Lianbing is actually shy!
“Juncheng… you can now do some bold things with such ease.” I can’t believe it, Miss Ji, you’re actually going to get shy over this… You didn’t have this expression even when you voluntarily took off your underwear and lifted your skirt. No matter how I think about it, the latter is more provocative. The Young Miss’s points of shyness are truly strange. But, I was smitten. Yes, let me repeat, I was smitten.
And now there’s a car and car keys, so it’s time to drive. Yes, drive. I held Lianbing as I walked to the car we arrived in. Lianbing once again retrieved the car keys from her chest and passed them to me with her mouth, her eyes a little hazy. I used the car keys to open the door, then placed Lianbing in the back seat. She lay in the back seat, a seductive smile on her face, her index finger pointing to her slightly red lips, which were wet with saliva, beckoning me. Ah, wonderful, Lianbing, you’re amazing. I closed the car door, ready to drive.
What are you saying? How am I supposed to drive in the back seat? … I meant driving in a different sense.
“What are you doing to my sister!”
I was slapped. Small fists pounded my cheeks. Although it didn’t hurt, it dispelled the impulse in my heart.
“Eh? Youyou, why are you here… when did you get in the car?”
“I’ve been here since the beginning!”
“Uh…” I was so engrossed in being intimate with Lianbing that I didn’t notice at all… or rather, Lianbing didn’t notice either. This is probably what it means to be lost in the moment, completely ignoring the surrounding situation. Fine, since Youyou is here, I obviously can’t drive. Even as an experienced driver, I can’t drive with a child present. So I got up from Lianbing, sat up straight, and scratched my head, saying with a troubled expression, “Ah, this is troublesome… Should we send Youyou back?”
Lianbing, also adjusting her disheveled clothes, said. “No, for now, let us take care of Youyou. I think if she’s with you… maybe something will change.”
“Is that so… Alright, then this time, we’ll really drive.” What a pity… Oh well, there will be plenty of time in the future.
That’s what I thought at the time, completely forgetting that after Youyou moved in, all places would become ‘chastity zones’ like ‘no smoking areas’.
And so, in addition to picking up a big one, we also brought a small one home.
