Episode 16 The Most Beautiful Thing in the World? Part One
I raised my glass first, starting the celebration party for today.
The people present right now are all the harem members Juncheng has established. There might be some women with ambiguous relationships, but let’s set them aside for now. The ones whose relationships and interactions have been confirmed are all these women here.
Everyone raised their glasses, and of course, Juncheng did too.
But at the moment of the toast, it was as if we women had a telepathic connection, reaching a consensus.
—That all the members are here, and no more can be added.
Yes, the number of harem members is already enough. On this point, we need to unite and present a united front against outsiders.
Although Juncheng thinks of himself as an unremarkable ordinary person with no charm, his traits actually attract many women. Even more so is his ‘100% chance of meeting again’ ability to form connections.
Even if he brushes past a woman on the street, they are bound to meet again, and then, like a plot from a romance novel, various events will occur that increase the other person’s favorability.
He’s practically a walking, self-propelled stud.
Especially attractive to him are those women who are completely devoted to him, willing to dedicate everything to him, have rather problematic minds, and exhibit peculiar obsessions—they are known as yanderes.
Things can easily veer towards lewdness.
“Lan, what’s wrong?”
I chuckled a couple of times to brush it off, clinked glasses with Juncheng, and downed the sake in my cup.
“Let me pour you some wine.”
Yuhui Bai, sitting next to me, immediately picked up the wine bottle and refilled my cup.
Seeing this, it seems she has indeed recovered her past life memories.
“Senior… no, I can call you Yuhui now, right?”
“Yes, you can call me whatever you’re used to, Senior Lan.”
“That’s right, then I’ll call you Yuhui.”
Yuhui and I have a pretty good relationship. Perhaps it’s because we have some similarities between us, especially when it comes to stalking.
*Hoo hoo hoo*, anyway, Yuhui is the last harem member to return.
My main mission in this new world has come to an end. Juncheng will no longer be rushing about with all sorts of messy affairs.
Given Juncheng’s personality, he should be expecting to return to a normal daily life next.
The ending would be everyone living happily together, just like in a fairy tale.
*Hoo hoo hoo*… That’s right, it’s finally all over. To be more precise, after this, it will be my reign!
The harem is complete, so what else is there to do?
Of course, it’s time to do the things we love, get pregnant, do more things that bring happiness, have children, and after giving birth, continue doing comfortable things…
Keep doing it until my brain melts and I become an idiot who only knows how to have sex.
Then I can inhale Juncheng’s scent, feel his warmth with my tongue, and sleep soundly and comfortably, fully satisfied.
My lifelong dream can finally be realized.
This is great, this is great. Just thinking about it makes me feel like I need to change my underwear.
“Hoo hoo hoo…”
“Um, Miss Lan, you’re drooling…”
I snapped back to reality when Sei reminded me.
Ah, I accidentally fell into a fantasy again. This is terrible. I thought I had learned to control my fantasies, but the moment I thought I could finally be completely liberated, my pent-up desires went wild again.
“Heh, I drank a bit too much. Come on~ Juncheng, you drink too~ Today is a day worth celebrating, so we should drink to our heart’s content.”
In any case, I’ll get Juncheng drunk first. Once he’s intoxicated, we can follow the mood and enter a romantic atmosphere, and then I can legitimately… Oh, no, *he* can get me.
“Lan, are you thinking about something lewd again…? I’m telling you, I won’t be acting recklessly under the influence like I did yesterday, so getting me drunk won’t help. Alcohol selectively works on me.”
I never expected Juncheng to see through my thoughts and directly state that he wouldn’t be acting impulsively tonight. I immediately coughed out the wine I was about to swallow.
It splashed all over Lou Yi, who was opposite me.
Lou Yi indifferently wiped the wine from her face and said with a frown of disgust.
“It’s not disgusting!”
No, that’s not the point!
Juncheng, seriously? Ugh, why would you say something so discouraging? *Pout*
“Senior Lan, the wine has spilled on me… Ugh.”
“Don’t mind her. Anyway, Lan the fox is definitely like this because her little scheme has been thwarted. Hehehe, look at her drooling, she must be horny from her head to her shameless lower mouth.”
“What did you say!”
Normally, I might have held back from arguing with her, but hearing Juncheng’s refusal just now, coupled with the alcohol and this ice block’s provocation, I couldn’t help but retort.
“Hmph, I think you’re the one losing your feminine charm! I guess necrophilia eventually leads to frigidity!”
“Hehehe, you dare to say that…”
“Wanna fight? Who’s afraid of whom!”
*Clang.* I slammed my wine glass on the table. The Young Miss and I stood up together, our faces so close that it felt like we could kiss if we moved any closer.
Occasionally, we have moments of understanding. I’d like to be close to her as sisters, enjoying happy times together.
But today is clearly not that kind of atmosphere. I wish I could tear her mouth apart.
“Wow, here we go again, here we go again… Alright, you two, stop arguing. I’m really not in the mood tonight, Lan.”
Juncheng intervened at the opportune moment before we two could start fighting, preventing the potential shirt-ripping brawl between me and Young Miss.
But hearing him say that, I couldn’t help but kneel beside Juncheng, hug his arm, and act coquettishly.
“Why? We’ve found all the harem members, so today is like a grand celebration, right? Don’t you want to, Juncheng? Enjoy the full harem once? Enter the bridal chamber with everyone?”
“Ah, how should I put it? It’s precisely because it’s complete that I feel utterly without regret… Ha, if I were a ghost, I would have surely achieved my wish and become a Buddha by now.”
“Honestly, I’ve waited for this moment for too long, an excessively long time…”
A duration measured in the billions, I certainly don’t understand that feeling.
Perhaps Yuhui’s return is also a form of relief for Juncheng.
“I’m grateful that you all stayed by my side, truly… So, I want to cherish you all in the time to come.”
“Lord Juncheng…”
Everyone had a look of being moved.
I did too. I put on a show of being moved, placed my hands on Juncheng’s shoulders, and said:
“Juncheng, you make a lot of sense—indeed, we still have a long time ahead of us… But, that doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun tonight, right?”
*Lewd laughter*
Juncheng rolled his eyes, his expression clearly saying, ‘I knew it.’
“Hehe, I just can’t resist!”
“If you keep this up, you’ll soon become loose down there.”
“I won’t become loose!”
I’ve been paying good attention to this aspect. I’m taking good care of myself, and my shelf life is still long!
“Anyway, you surely haven’t thought about birth control, right? You plan to keep every child you get pregnant with?”
“Of course! Hoo hoo, my eggs are always open to Juncheng’s seed with their oviduct membranes!”
I’ve never considered abortion, and of course, I don’t need condoms either. How could the crystallization of love between me and Juncheng be so easily discarded?
“Seriously, you can say such perverted things with such a righteous expression, and you’re thinking perverted thoughts again…”
“Don’t think only men think with their lower bodies. Women’s desires are far deeper than men’s. Right now, I just want to have children with Juncheng~ Hoo hoo hoo hoo~”
I chanted with a smile, pulled open my upper body clothes, which were damp with wine, and climbed onto Juncheng’s body to serve him attentively.
But…
No reaction.
“…Jun. Junjun Jun Juncheng Cheng Cheng Cheng Cheng Cheng Cheng?”
Neither side reacted.
The others all watched me awkwardly.
For the first time, I felt shaken.
Immensely shaken.
I looked up from Juncheng’s lower half to his face in utter shock.
He averted his eyes.
Could it be… Juncheng can’t? It’s not that he ‘doesn’t want to’, but that he ‘can’t’?
No, that’s not possible. Juncheng is a perfect being, so how could he be impotent?
So, he’s doing this intentionally?
I gritted my teeth and, with a huff, stripped off Yuhui’s clothes next to me.
“Look over here! Juncheng!” SF Light Novel
“Senior Lan! What are you doing! Senior Lan!”
Tsk, she’s wearing a white semi-transparent lace bra and stockings? Yuhui, you’re quite the schemer, you were prepared for tonight.
Then Juncheng reacted to Yuhui, who was half-undressed, temptingly revealing, and alluring in her lingerie.
As expected, there’s no problem with Juncheng’s physical functions.
But he didn’t react when he faced me just now…
Meaning, he’s rejecting me even to this extent?
Thinking this, I instantly turned into stone.
Then, Juncheng’s words echoed repeatedly in my mind.
—If you keep this up, you’ll soon become loose down there.
You’ll become loose down there.
Loose down there.
Loose.
Finally, Lou Yi’s words to me struck like a fatal blow.
“Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh!”
As expected, finally, this has happened.
It’s gradually depleting my attraction to him.
After all, they say that what is easily obtained is not cherished… My bitchy behavior, wanting to please him, wanting to do everything.
But I can’t help it, I can’t help it. My fantasies drive me to do those things like a…
Him, wanting to love him with all my might.
I’m always thinking Juncheng is so gentle, he definitely won’t dislike me. He accepts everything.
Since Juncheng can accept everything, he can also ‘satisfy’ my perverted and terrible parts.
Even if he eventually gets tired of me, it will be much later. I believe by then…
But I never expected this day to come so soon!
Jun, Juncheng, he… he me…
Is already tired.
He’s already tired of my body!
