After bidding farewell to Lan and the others, I headed to the castle kitchen. However, Saint wasn’t there. Instead, a loli from the Maid Squad was cooking.
“Ah, young master, dinner is almost ready.”
“Mm, where’s Saint?”
“Saint, she suddenly went out a while ago and hasn’t returned… Hm, she’s been gone for quite a while. Did something happen?”
“Well… I’ll go find Saint. I’m leaving dinner to you. Make a bit more tonight. Remember not to put too much ketchup on everything. I’ll give you a drop of blood when I’m done.”
The loli, afflicted with bloodlust, seemed to really like my blood. Xuan’er mentioned she had seen her before, apparently she was a Vampire in the original world. Even in this world, her vampiric traits remain.
“Okay! Young master! I guarantee the mission will be completed!”
Just one drop is enough for her to absorb for a long time.
Next, I’ll go find Saint. It’s rare for Saint to drop her work. What could it be?
I searched the castle but couldn’t find her. I asked many maids, but none had seen her.
That’s until I opened the bathroom door.
I had already reached for the light switch, but I noticed the light was on. It turned out someone was already inside. It was Saint, whom I was looking for.
However, she wasn’t washing up or using the toilet. Saint hadn’t noticed me and was completely focused on something. She was completely undressed, her clothes scattered around. Her posture was strange, with her right hand on her lower abdomen and her left hand covering her chest, standing on one leg. She was trembling all over, feeling incredibly unstable.
That… was a scale.
Was Saint weighing herself? To do that, she stripped completely? That’s so exaggerated! I was a bit curious about Saint’s weight, so I looked down to glance at the scale’s display.
Saint stomped on the scale, shattering it with immense power, even damaging the floor.
That… usually gentle, tolerant, a bit timid, never getting angry, a maiden like the Holy Mother. At this moment, she turned her head mechanically, her eyes completely black. She was still smiling, but it was a smile that reached her eyes. I was stunned.
Then, Saint turned her head back and pointed at the broken remnants of the scale under her feet, saying, “This… it’s broken.”
“Lord Juncheng, it’s broken. The displayed numbers are completely wrong.”
“Mm…”
“The flesh on my stomach hasn’t increased.”
I nodded vigorously, but the holy light around Saint grew stronger and stronger, expanding outward like an explosion. Is she some kind of Super-Demi-human?! Then Saint looked down at the utterly destroyed scale remnants and said,
Without even using the door, she crashed through the wall head-on and ran out. I quickly tried to stop her from behind, but I couldn’t.
“Hey! Saint! You’re not dressed!”
Oh my god, Saint has completely broken down. It was just a slight weight gain, was it necessary to care this much? Do all girls care about their weight so much?
She smashed through several walls along the way and returned to the kitchen, only to find Saint had already run out.
“Young master, dinner is almost ready, but a naked Miss Saint suddenly rushed in and destroyed the kitchen. This is not my fault. Can I still have your blood?”
I bit my finger and flicked a drop of blood, asking anxiously, “She became like this after looking at the scale! Do you know what happened?!”
“Uh, I just said, ‘Miss Saint’s lower abdomen seems a bit protruded lately,’ and then Miss Saint ran out.”
“You’re the cause!” It was because of that that Saint went to weigh herself! And then, upon discovering that her weight had indeed increased, she went berserk.
I quickly chased after her and grabbed Saint, who was streaking around the outer perimeter of the garden, saying…
“Saint, don’t rush! Even if you want to lose weight, you need a plan. Let’s find some experts first!”
“Juncheng…”
She seemed to have regained a little bit of reason. Phew, that’s good. Although I said that, I haven’t seen the other maidens at home agonize over weight loss. Hm, well, let’s start by finding the people who eat the most normally. Who eats the most? Li Nai eats the most, Xiao An eats the most snacks, and Ke Ling eats the most sweets. I’ll go ask these three.
① Li Nai’s situation
“Lose weight? I don’t know. I haven’t paid attention. I’m probably the type who doesn’t gain weight. It doesn’t matter how much I eat! Haha.”
Saint’s eyes lost their light. Li Nai was restrained by Saint (self-censored).
② Xiao An’s situation
“Huh?! How can I be as thin as you? Are you here specifically to mock me? Do you think I want to be this thin?! I wish I were a pear like you… Hmph, you’ve definitely gained weight now! Serves you right!”
Saint’s eyes became even darker. Xiao An was (screened for harmony) by Saint.
③ Ke Ling’s situation
“Methods for maintaining weight? You’ve come to the right person! A lady must always maintain a perfect figure! First, control your intake, then…”
Ke Ling professionally began to explain the key points of weight loss. Saint listened attentively.
Phew, finally, someone reliable… Saint will regain her sanity now, right?
“And then, exercise more! The best, of course, is with my brother~ The effect is superb, and it feels amazing~”
*Pfft*
I spat out my drink. Ke Ling, you little devil, why are you dragging me into this!
Saint turned to look at me, her eyes becoming unfathomably deep. Behind her, Ke Ling grinned like a demon, her small mouth opening and closing, silently saying.
Brother, you kicked me off the bed this morning, didn’t you?
This is using a borrowed knife to kill someone! And it wasn’t you who bit me first; it was a reflex kick!
Saint walked towards me step by step. In her eyes, I was probably no longer the respected Lord Juncheng, but a tool for weight loss! This is bad, bad! The aura around her was like she was going to “eat me until not even bones are left”! No! What does this have to do with me? Don’t use bed exercises to lose weight!
“Wait! Saint! Don’t get excited! Don’t listen to Ke Ling’s nonsense! You should use more scientific methods to lose weight!”
It’s over, the berserk Saint can’t hear anything anymore! Saint, wake up! Your character design is collapsing! How can a Holy Maiden do such depraved things?
“Wait! You can’t be so reckless anymore, otherwise, you might harm the pregnancy.”
At the critical moment, Lily, who had barged into Ke Ling’s room, grabbed Saint’s wrist.
“Huh?”
Saint turned back stiffly to look at the angry Lily. Lily scolded her, “You’re finally pregnant, why are you still so reckless? This is the Master’s first child. Absolutely no mistakes are allowed.”
“Huh?”
This time, even I was stunned.
What? Pregnant? Saint? So, her lower abdomen protruding wasn’t because she gained weight, but because she was pregnant?
“Eh? You didn’t know, Master? The maids have been talking about it. They asked Jiuyuan, and she confirmed that you are indeed pregnant.”
Jiuyuan knew? Thinking back to her meaningful gaze earlier, no wonder she said it was temporary. It was because she already knew Saint was pregnant. Pregnant…
Does that mean I’m going to be a father? Not a daughter I picked up like Xiao An, but truly my child… Haha… Hahahaha. Oh no, I can’t help but laugh. S-ko book.SEA.
Next to me, Saint finally calmed down. She slowly knelt down, gently stroking her stomach with infinite tenderness, tears of joy streaming down her face. “I… I’m carrying Lord Juncheng’s child.” The holy light around her slowly receded, becoming soft. Now she truly looks like a ‘Holy Mother’. I knelt on one knee beside Saint and put my arm around her shoulder.
“Lord Juncheng…”
“That’s wonderful, Saint…”
The tender scene couldn’t continue. Before I could say sweet nothings, Ke Ling cupped her hands around her mouth, took a deep breath, and shouted at the top of her lungs.
This information instantly spread throughout the entire city. Then, I was immediately swarmed by maids who had arrived, grabbing my shoulders. Lan and the main forces of the harem also appeared before me.
“I want one too!” xN Just like when Saint was berserk earlier, the dangerous maidens, unwilling to be outdone, showed me their “molars and fangs.”
However, I suddenly felt like it didn’t matter anymore. I’d let them use my body as they pleased. My mind had already drifted to another place. I’m going to be a father. Hahahahaha. I’m going to be a father! My brain was filled with blood, too excited, and I spoke recklessly.
“Bring it on, you bimbos!”
I paid the price for my rash words.
I couldn’t get out of bed for a year.
