Section 37: A Drinking Contest!
Author: Gu Zhenren
Date: 2013-02-09
“This young human actually wants to drink with me?”
“Did I hear that right? Heh, he truly doesn’t know the immensity of heaven and earth!”
“Our King can drink ten jars of wine. Let’s see how many jars this kid can handle?”
“One jar would be a challenge. Haha, let’s wait and watch the show.”
Upon hearing Chu Yun agree to a drinking contest with the Riot Ape, the Spirit Monster-level monkeys burst into mocking laughter.
“Good! You’re the first one to agree so readily. You have courage. If you win, I’ll consider you a friend and invite you to sit here!” The Riot Ape roared with laughter, pointing to the closest seat beside him.
“Young master, you absolutely must not…”
“Heart Moving Wine isn’t ordinary wine. It has special effects!”
“He’s not just going to make you drink, this dead monkey has other sinister plans.”
Several Tribulation Demons advised with worried expressions.
“You are forbidden to speak. You are mere witnesses to this trial. Anyone who reveals even a word will be considered to have surrendered voluntarily,” the Riot Ape commanded imperiously, silencing the Tribulation Demons.
“Sigh…” The six Tribulation Demons sighed and shook their heads, clearly not believing Chu Yun would pass this trial.
The drinking contest began.
Three Great Demon-level Riot Apes strained under the weight of a wine vat, which they carried to Chu Yun.
Dozens of sea bowls, each the size of a millstone, were placed on the stone table before Chu Yun. As the wine was poured, a rich, intoxicating aroma wafted through the air.
“Good wine!” Although Chu Yun didn’t usually drink much, he immediately recognized this wine as an unparalleled delicacy by its scent.
“Of course! My Heart Moving Wine is painstakingly brewed using all sorts of rare treasures, with dozens of human pets working day and night. The more you drink, the more you’ll realize its wondrous effects. Hehehe… Come, let’s finish this jar first!” The Riot Ape, with unparalleled boldness, sat at the head of the table, lifted a wine jar, and tilted his head back. The fine wine cascaded down like a waterfall.
“Excellent! The King’s might is that of a wine overlord!”
“The King is wise and heroic. A mere jar of Heart Moving Wine is like a small test.”
Soon, the Riot Ape finished the entire vat of wine, leaving not a drop, which drew loud cheers from the Spirit Monster monkeys.
“Look, that kid finished his wine too!”
“My, that’s impressive. I’ve never seen a human finish a jar of Heart Moving Wine before.”
“Don’t worry, our King’s strength is unfathomable. This kid is still far from winning this drinking contest.”
The monkeys were somewhat surprised to see Chu Yun also lift his sea bowl and finish the wine.
“What kind of wine is this? It can actually refine and strengthen my soul!” Chu Yun felt the wine’s energy transform into warm currents flowing through his body before dissipating and merging into his soul, continuously strengthening and nourishing it.
He was both surprised and delighted: “This is truly good wine! My physical condition, enhanced by the Dragon Eye Fruit, is extremely powerful, far surpassing my soul. Now that my soul is also strengthened, the shortcoming has been addressed. My spiritual energy will increase again!”
To increase spiritual energy, both the body and the soul must produce it.
Chu Yun’s physical condition, thanks to the Dragon Eye Fruit, was already exceptionally strong, like a large water tank. However, his soul was like a narrow faucet. It would take a long time to fill the tank with spiritual energy.
Chu Yun’s consumption of the Rejuvenation Pill had simultaneously amplified his body, soul, and spiritual energy, but it couldn’t change this predicament.
But now, this Heart Moving Wine could!
After drinking this jar of wine, Chu Yun’s soul had increased tenfold, effectively widening the faucet’s opening by ten times. His spiritual energy would now grow at an astonishing rate.
“You’ve also felt the benefits of Heart Moving Wine? Hahaha, its wonders don’t stop there. Let’s have a second jar!” The Riot Ape chuckled with a meaningful grin and lifted another wine jar, pouring it down his throat.
“The King is mighty and invincible!”
“The King’s drinking capacity is vast and magnificent. We are all in awe.”
“Huh? That human kid actually drank it too!”
“He’s got some skill, but he’s definitely no match for the King.”
The Spirit Monster monkeys sniffed the wine, licked their lips, and chattered amongst themselves.
“Where’s the third jar?” Chu Yun, having finished the second vat, felt his soul surge explosively, increasing by another five times on top of the original growth!
The Heart Moving Wine was incredibly profound, offering such benefits. Although his soul’s quality still lagged slightly behind his physical condition, the gap had significantly narrowed.
Unable to contain his excitement, he began to actively request more wine.
“This kid is amazing. He’s already on his third jar.”
“He’s fighting with more vigor, even asking for more wine!”
The Spirit Monster monkeys looked on in astonishment.
“Alas, Heart Moving Wine is delicious, but its after-effects are potent. Young Master is in this state now, but we’ve all experienced it; it’s just a fleeting moment.”
“Indeed. The last time I drank this wine, something regrettable happened, and I slept for three days and three nights.”
The Tribulation Demons remained pessimistic about Chu Yun, lamenting and hanging their heads in dejection.
“Good wine! Good wine! Is there any more? Any more!” After drinking the third vat, Chu Yun felt filled with strength and refreshed, his spirit lifted by the immense enhancement of his soul.
The demons were truly astonished.
“He hasn’t fallen! The third jar was a threshold, and he passed it!”
“Look at his eyes, bright and clear. He’s becoming more spirited and courageous with every drink!”
“You kid, you do have some capacity for drink.” The Riot Ape looked over and nodded. However, his expression remained dismissive; three jars were nothing.
But then came the fourth, fifth, and sixth jars!
“What! My eyes deceive me! This human kid has drunk *six* jars!”
“Amazing, truly amazing. I’ve never seen a human who can drink this much!”
“Is this our young master? The number one in hundreds of thousands of years, truly extraordinary. Perhaps this drinking contest can be won!”
The demons were stirred, looking at Chu Yun with incredulous eyes.
“Not bad, not bad at all. I’ve finally found a worthy opponent.” The Riot Ape narrowed his eyes, finally treating Chu Yun as an opponent, his eyes igniting with fighting spirit.
The seventh, eighth, and ninth jars!
“Invigorating! Truly invigorating!” Chu Yun threw his head back and laughed heartily. His soul had been greatly enhanced, not only catching up to his physical condition but even surpassing it to some extent.
The nine vats of wine caused his soul’s quality to overtake his body.
This was an incredible encounter.
The harvest alone was enough to make Chu Yun deeply satisfied. Even if he didn’t win the trial, this reward was sufficient consolation.
The demons, however, quieted down from their earlier clamor.
It was the ninth jar, and both sides had reached the critical juncture.
A heavy atmosphere pervaded the entire square, with all eyes focused on Chu Yun and the Riot Ape.
“I really can’t tell with this kid. He can drink so much. Damn it, my head is already swimming. He seems like he’s completely unaffected!” The Riot Ape’s face was flushed red, and he inwardly cursed his misfortune.
The fact that Chu Yun remained lively after nine jars of wine surprised everyone.
“Hehehe, they don’t know my physical condition far exceeds my soul. Most of the wine’s potency was used to nourish my soul. Furthermore, with the Drunken Snow Saber by my side, my body is not only resistant to cold but also to intoxication! Unfortunately, Heart Moving Wine is also a type of Pill, and excessive consumption leads to tolerance. The growth of my soul has become minimal.”
The Drunken Snow Saber’s spiritual energy could transform the Monster Tamer’s body, making it resistant to cold and intoxication. It was renowned for its ability to withstand immense amounts of alcohol.
Though Chu Yun did not drink often, his capacity was astonishing, and he feared no one in a drinking contest.
“However, the more Heart Moving Wine, the better! Any increase is an increase!” With this thought, Chu Yun waved his hand and shouted, “Where’s the wine? Bring it quickly! The more, the better, the more the better!”
“Young master is invincible!”
“Truly a bottomless pit! Young master is wise and heroic, exceeding all expectations, unfathomably deep.
“The number one in hundreds of thousands of years, we haven’t waited in vain. The former master’s legacy is in good hands!”
The Cloudwing Tiger and other Tribulation Demons exclaimed in excitement, trembling with joy.
“I never expected Young Master Chu Yun to be such a heavy drinker!” Hua Mei’s eyes widened in stunned disbelief.
“That’s right, he has the Drunken Snow Saber. The spiritual energy of the Drunken Snow Saber… Hehehe, this Riot Ape has truly run into a brick wall.” Yi Yan’s eyes sparkled with an unusual brilliance.
“Brother Chu Yun is so amazing. Not only is he good at fighting, but he’s also an Abacus Master. Not only is his strategy brilliant, but he can also drink so much.” Little Fly Yan’s eyes blinked repeatedly, filled with admiration.
“This person is too ferocious! I didn’t see it coming. He’s playing the pig to eat the tiger!” Seeing Chu Yun’s unyielding demand for more wine, the Riot Ape’s heart trembled. As an experienced drinker, he knew he was no match for Chu Yun!
“I can’t afford to be careless anymore. I need to think of a way. In front of everyone, how embarrassing would it be to lose?” His eyes darted around as he contemplated.
He was a Tribulation Demon of immense age, with spiritual energy comparable to others and similar intelligence. However, he was accustomed to solving problems with brute force. Now, with the situation pressing, an idea struck him.
“Got it!” His eyes lit up, and he suddenly bellowed, “Drinking alone is boring! Someone, bring singing and dancing!”
“Yes, as you command, Great King!” A subordinate rushed off and, moments later, led a group of shyly-dancing female monkeys.
Their black fur bristled, revealing sharp teeth. Their muscular bodies formed dance formations, emitting creaking sounds as they danced and approached.
*Pfft.*
Chu Yun glanced at them and immediately spat out a mouthful of wine. (To be continued. If you like this work…)
