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The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix – Chapter 534

Chapter 533: Imperial Uncle, Attempting to Educate

Pitter-patter, pitter-patter.

Raindrops, mixed with small hailstones, lightly tapped on the porthole of the flying boat, creating a fine, dense sound.

The cabin was silent, and the calming incense made the entire room wisps of clouds and mist.

“Hoo… hoo…”

Xiao Yunluo sat at the small table in her room, her two little feet swinging through the air anxiously. She propped her cheeks and puffed at her bangs, her eyes half-closed.

Three days…

A full three days!!

She had endured countless days and nights separated from Ye Anping.

But now, Ye Anping was only a few dozen feet away, yet he felt as unreachable as ever!

Xiao Yunluo felt as if she were being tortured. It was like being tied up by Lian Xue when she had been starving for months, finally presented with a table of exquisite delicacies that looked and smelled delicious, but only allowed to smell them, not to eat.

Creak creak…

“Sluuurp—”

Xiao Yunluo sucked in her saliva, then covered her head and slumped onto the table, sighing in frustration.

“Alas— how much longer until Lian Xue is done…”

Originally, Xiao Yunluo had planned to let Pei Lianxue enjoy herself for a while. After Pei Lianxue had her fill, she would then knock on the door and join her for dinner.

However, after witnessing the angry Pei Lianxue smash through the spiritual wood floor of the Immortal Ship with Gu Mingxin’s head, she no longer dared to knock on the door upstairs and suggest “joining.” She thought she could just wait until Lian Xue was full and then go.

It was just a pity that she had perhaps underestimated her own patience…

The ceiling had been creaking for three days, and she had heard it for all three days!

Xiao Yunluo sighed, looked up at the ceiling, and then listlessly stood up. She went to the bedside and retrieved a book hidden under her pillow.

What else could she do? A daughter must make herself strong…

Xiao Yunluo pricked up her ears to listen, murmuring,

“Judging by the sounds… they should be in ‘Dog Falling on Flat Ground,’ right? Hmm…”

Turning to the page corresponding to the erotic book, Xiao Yunluo pursed her lips, relaxed, and threw herself onto the soft bed…

The next moment—

Creak—

The door was pushed open from the outside. Feng Yu Die, clutching a bottle of pills, walked in without a word, and with a smile, reminded,

“Senior Sister Xiao… Hmm?”

“?!”

Xiao Yunluo’s face immediately turned pale with shock. Taking a deep breath, she suddenly turned her head, her eyes meeting Feng Yu Die’s at the doorway. She then hurriedly pulled up her skirt, rushed over, and grabbed Feng Yu Die’s face, pulling it.

“Idiot!!! Knock before entering, how many times have I told you!!”

Feng Yu Die pouted aggrievedly, mumbling,

“Oh… I didn’t know Senior Sister Xiao was reading her book again… Senior Sister Xiao, you just read it this morning, and I thought…”

“This morning?!” Xiao Yunluo’s jaw dropped. “You… how… No! You peeked?!”

Feng Yu Die averted her gaze. Actually, she hadn’t peeked. Xiao Tian had come out of a fight with Xue E this morning and, having nothing to do, had glanced into Xiao Yunluo’s room…

“…”

Seeing this, Xiao Yunluo’s face turned completely red. She grabbed Feng Yu Die’s face and pulled it forcefully to both sides.

“Idiot!!!”

But Feng Yu Die had thick skin, and Xiao Yunluo didn’t have as much strength as Lian Xue. Feng Yu Die’s expression barely changed; only her chubby cheeks were stretched into a flat pancake by Xiao Yunluo.

Seeing that she couldn’t pull Feng Yu Die any further, Xiao Yunluo took a deep breath, her shoulders slumping wearily. She released Feng Yu Die’s face and asked,

“What is it…”

“Brother Liang just came looking for Young Master Ye. I told him Young Master Ye was with Junior Sister Pei, so he turned around and went back to the adjacent Immortal Ship. He didn’t say what it was about…”

“…Oh, he probably received a Jade Slip from the Xuan Xing Sect. If he didn’t wait, it means it wasn’t urgent,” Xiao Yunluo shrugged. After thinking for a moment, she asked again, “What about that Demonic cultivator?”

“The dark one? She locked herself in her room and hasn’t come out for days.”

Xiao Yunluo rested her chin in her hand, thinking. She felt a little relieved. She was afraid that Gu Mingxin would wander around aimlessly.

Although she had previously told the accompanying Xuan Xing Sect disciples that Gu Mingxin was her and Ye Anping’s guest, given her identity as a Demonic cultivator, many Tianyun Peak disciples disliked her…

If Gu Mingxin were to wander around, it would surely cause trouble.

“Hmm, I know. I’ll go check on her later.”

Xiao Yunluo nodded, then stood on her tiptoes to clasp Feng Yu Die’s shoulders and push her out.

“And, idiot, go back to your room! If you don’t knock next time, I’ll strike you with lightning magic!!”

“Oh…”

After driving Feng Yu Die out, Xiao Yunluo let out a sigh of relief. She glanced at the book on the bed and immediately lost interest in reading.

However, just as Xiao Yunluo was about to refold the quilt, she looked back at the door. Her eyes rolled as if she had thought of something, and her expression suddenly brightened. She quickly pushed the door open again, stuck out half her body, and called back the Feng Yu Die who was about to return to her room.

“Idiot!!”

“Hmm? Senior Sister Xiao, what is it?”

“Come here, come here~ Heh.” Xiao Yunluo narrowed her eyes and smiled, beckoning Feng Yu Die over. She pulled her wrist and dragged her into the room, then seriously put her hands on her hips and nodded. “Idiot…”

“Hmm…”

“Do you want to Dual Cultivate with Anping?”

?

Feng Yu Die was confused. She blinked her eyes, first shaking her head, but after a moment of hesitation, she weakly nodded.

“Hmm…”

Meanwhile, upstairs.

The Spirit Stone Lantern on the table had completely extinguished. On the bed, separated by a curtain, a hint of a maiden’s fragrance lingered.

“Ha… ha…”

Ye Anping’s handsome face was flushed. His lips parted slightly, and he exhaled softly, his eyes fixed on the star and moon patterns on the ceiling. His mind felt blank, to the point that he began to ponder profound questions about the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth and all living things.

After a while, he slowly lowered his head to look at the person lying on top of him…

In the end, a woman’s softness could not overcome a man’s strength, and a body like water could not defeat hardness.

Junior Sister had fallen…

Now, with a satisfied expression, she pursed her small lips and slept with her head pillowed on his chest.

Ye Anping reached out and brushed her slightly disheveled ear hair, his face full of adoration. He then turned to look at the slightly ajar window. Seeing that it had also started to hail outside, he understood that at least two days had probably passed.

He felt it was necessary to ask Brother Liang about the current situation.

If he indulged in his Junior Sister and neglected important matters, it would not be good…

Oh right, and Yunluo. Given her personality, she was probably also suffering from restlessness these past few days. He would go see her later.

Lost in thought, Ye Anping felt his breathing calm down. He gently picked up Junior Sister, placed her beside him, and covered her with the blanket.

“Senior Brother…”

“Senior Brother is going out for a bit, I’ll be back soon…”

Ye Anping kissed her forehead, then moved off the bed, preparing to get dressed.

However, just as he picked up his Storage Bag and took out his clothes, he suddenly heard the hushed whispers of Feng Yu Die and Xiao Yunluo from the doorway.

“After I open the door, you just follow me. You don’t need to say a word.”

“Ah… Okay.”

“When the time comes, I’ll explain to Ye Anping. I’ll say I’m teaching you Dual Cultivation, and then we’ll do it together… I’ll guide you step by step. You can touch wherever I tell you to touch. It’s very simple!”

“Okay!”

?

Ye Anping was slightly stunned, unsure of what they were up to. But seeing the door pushed open a crack by Feng Yu Die, he looked at his legs and immediately reached for a blanket, covering himself and looking at the door in horror.

Creak—

Feng Yu Die, with her chin meekly lowered, tiptoed over the threshold and entered the room.

She seemed to have dressed up deliberately. Her hair was spread out behind her head, and her face had a light, dewy makeup, making her look as if she had just bathed. Her golden eyes were bright, her cheeks were rosy, and she was wearing only a thin white robe.

Ye Anping stared at her, momentarily entranced.

“You guys…”

But at this moment, Xiao Yunluo also entered, pushed Feng Yu Die forward, and closed the door. Seeing that Pei Lianxue seemed to be asleep, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiao Yunluo had originally planned to use the idiot as a shield if Pei Lianxue became fierce, but since Pei Lianxue was asleep, things were easier.

Her cheeks were flushed. After hesitating for a moment, she straightened her chest and head seriously.

“Ahem… Anping, I heard from the idiot the day before yesterday that you two have a thing going on, but you haven’t Dual Cultivated yet… so I thought I’d come and teach her. It’s not that I can’t control myself. Anping, didn’t you ask me to teach her these things before… I’ve given her the books, but theoretical knowledge is just theoretical knowledge… It’s me and the idiot together, so, ahem!”

Feng Yu Die blinked, looked up at Ye Anping sitting by the bed, then lowered her head nervously and nodded.

“Mhm, mhm…”

“…”

Ye Anping remained silent for a while, his mind completely blank. Was this to be expected, or…

Then, he silently wrapped himself in the blanket, stood up, and walked in front of Feng Yu Die.

“Ah… Young Master Ye…”

Ye Anping smiled, patted her head, then turned around, grabbed Xiao Yunluo by her dragon horn, pushed the door open, and pulled her into the corridor outside. He then said to Feng Yu Die,

“Yu Die, you go out for a moment while I change.”

“Oh… Okay.”

The two stood outside the threshold, watching Ye Anping close the door. A moment later, he came out wearing a Xuan Xing Sect uniform and pushed the door open.

Seeing the two of them dressed up so nicely, Ye Anping hesitated. After considering for a moment, he reached out and pinched Xiao Yunluo’s nose.

“Yunluo.”

“Ah…”

“You need to abstain from lust for three months.”

“Ah?!”

Ye Anping then gently pinched Feng Yu Die’s cheek and said,

“Then, Yu Die…”

“Hmm…”

“Don’t listen to the nonsense Yunluo tells you. If you truly want to Dual Cultivate, I’ll teach you. It’s not like noble ladies who need someone to watch them when they Dual Cultivate.”

Feng Yu Die pursed her lips and nodded.

“Ah… Oh.”

Ye Anping smiled somewhat helplessly, patted her shoulder, and said,

“Alright, I’ll go get you some roasted chicken. Yunluo, you come too and help me.”

“Ah… Anping, but I haven’t yet…”

“Abstain from lust, for three months! After the Tian Mo Sect matters are settled, I’ll find Xuan Ji and ask her to have Master Zhi Ming come to Xuan Xing Sect and chant Buddhist scriptures with you for half a year.”

Upon hearing this, Xiao Yunluo turned as pale as a sheet and quickly grabbed Ye Anping’s sleeve.

“Anping…”

“In short, abstain from lust first. Also, I’m going to burn those books of yours later…”


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The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix

The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix

Turning My Junior Sister into a Mary Sue In Xianxia Yuri World, 炮灰却把路人师妹养成凤傲天
Score 8
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2021 Native Language: Chinese
When I opened my eyes, I realized I had been reincarnated into a cultivation game. But not as some heaven-defying protagonist, nor even a notable side character. No, I became a nameless NPC with tr*sh-tier spirit roots—doomed to die at the age of fifteen at the hands of a minor villain. My name is Ye Anping. And yes, I was despairing. Fortunately, it wasn’t all hopeless. At least… I was only four years old. Even better, I had a junior sister—an ordinary NPC according to the game lore—who was actually blessed with peerless talent. A natural genius who could make the heavens weep. Ten years passed in the blink of an eye. My junior sister grew up. She became strong. Beautiful. Radiant, like the moon hanging high above the mortal world. And then, the protagonist noticed her. And then… my junior sister push me down to the bed!? Ye Anping: “Junior Sister, I’m your senior brother, I—!” (Spoiler: it didn’t matter.)

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