A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man! – Chapter 2

2. His father is called Su Yan.

Damn, what on earth is going on?

Crossing over?

It seems like this can only be explained that way, right?

Jiang Zhi has always been a staunch materialist.

He doesn’t believe in ghosts or random gods.

But the current situation forces him to think more.

A tiny little child not only accurately said his name but even took out a photo of him after a gender change!

Jiang Zhi feels that this world is just too insane.

If he could, he would rather believe this is all a dream.

Why is this happening?

He, Jiang Zhi, twenty-two years old, a pure male adult.

He has never even dated a girlfriend, still a virgin, yet out of nowhere, he has a daughter?

The most ridiculous thing is—

This daughter is actually his biological child?!

(In every sense of the word.)

But he is clearly a man!

Although he looks like a girl, he is indeed genuinely male and not small at all!

Is this really not a dream?

Jiang Zhi instinctively refuses to believe it; this is simply too magical, more surreal than a nerd’s fantasy before dying.

“You… you’re Qian Qian, right?”

“Mm-hmm!”

The little girl blinked her big, watery eyes, with sparkling tears hanging from her lashes.

“How did Qian Qian get here?”

Su Ziqian naively shook her head: “Qian Qian doesn’t know, I woke up and was just here.”

The world of children is very simple.

Seeing that her mother seemed to recognize her, the little girl slowly stopped crying.

“Mommy.”

“Please, don’t leave Qian Qian behind anymore, okay?”

She looked up, counting on her tiny fingers, gazing pitifully at Jiang Zhi.

“……”

Jiang Zhi fell silent.

The girl’s big, wet eyes were filled with pleading.

His mind was full of questions; he opened his mouth but ultimately only let out a faint sigh.

Forget it…

What can a six-year-old understand?

Qian Qian is probably even more confused than he is.

Even if this really is crossing over, such a sci-fi thing, he doesn’t think she can explain it clearly.

Speaking of which.

Since Qian Qian crossed over, did she come from the future or from a parallel universe into this world?

Jiang Zhi hopes it’s the latter.

Maybe in a parallel world, he is a girl too? That’s quite possible!

Maybe one day his female version crossed over and then fell in love with himself, and Qian Qian was born this way!

Okay, that sounds very much like a nerd’s fantasy.

Of course, there’s another possibility…

The woman in the photo is actually his long-lost twin sister!

That would be impressive.

Jiang Zhi has been an orphan for twenty years and it’s the first time he’s had such a thought.

If that’s true, he would definitely slap her; after all these years, she just throws him a little brat? What kind of deal is that?!

“Mommy, I’m hungry.”

At this moment, the little girl tugged at his clothes again.

Her eyes were red, and the tears at the bottom hadn’t dried yet.

Jiang Zhi finally came back to his senses.

Mainly because Qian Qian’s impact on him was too great, causing him to forget the time. What time is it anyway?

“Hungry?”

Jiang Zhi thought hard; he looked at the breakfast he had left on the table—spicy tofu buns that the child definitely couldn’t eat.

“I’ll look for some snacks,” Jiang Zhi still wasn’t used to having a daughter: “Do you want to take a look around?”

“Mm-hmm!” Upon hearing this, the little girl’s face blossomed with a sweet smile.

That’s how kids are.

Sad emotions come quickly and go quickly.

She skipped into the room, curiously looking around.

After a while, she sat on the sofa, looking blankly at Jiang Zhi, who was searching for snacks, her little head filled with many questions.

But she didn’t ask any.

In her limited memories, Mommy seemed to not like others asking her too many questions.

If she annoyed Mommy, she would say:

“Don’t ask me, ask your dad!”

If she asked and Mommy really hated her, that would be bad.

Qian Qian doesn’t want to be disliked by Mommy.

Jiang Zhi couldn’t guess what the little girl was thinking.

Snacks… It seems like there aren’t any snacks at home; he finished them all earlier.

His place is not big; if he can’t find it, it must be gone.

As an orphan living alone for over twenty years, Jiang Zhi has always lived by himself.

After going to college, he simply rented a room outside.

Not for any other reason.

He’s just used to being alone.

Plus, with his appearance, it’s hard to guarantee safety if he lives in a dorm.

You haven’t seen Los Angeles at four in the morning; have you seen a dorm where lights turn off at eight-thirty?

Renting an apartment isn’t expensive, and he can afford it by writing novels every month.

“What do you want to eat?”

Jiang Zhi took out his phone, planning to order takeout for Su Ziqian to fill her stomach first.

A six-year-old child should like hamburgers and the like, right?

Su Ziqian’s eyes lit up, and she shouted, “I want to eat the fried rice with eggs Mommy makes!”

Jiang Zhi: …

How could he cook?!

Even when he eats, it’s usually instant noodles when he has time and takeout when he’s busy.

But looking at Qian Qian’s expectant little face, it seems her mother often cooks for her?

Me? Cook?

Jiang Zhi couldn’t imagine such a version of himself.

In the end, he still ordered a serving of fried rice with eggs for Qian Qian on the delivery app, with a note not to make it spicy.

Cooking is definitely out of the question.

He wouldn’t even dare to eat food he made himself, let alone give it to a child; if something happened, he would be responsible.

Ten minutes later.

Jiang Zhi looked at Su Ziqian, who was holding the bowl and eating wildly, and inexplicably found it a bit funny.

How did her eating manners…

Go from a little lady to Zhu Bajie?

But even like this, the little one is still exceedingly cute.

Indeed, cute people are adorable no matter what they do.

Jiang Zhi noticed that the green vegetables in the bowl had been pushed to one side by Su Ziqian.

“Qian Qian doesn’t like to eat green vegetables?”

“Don’t like.”

Su Ziqian shook her head: “Green vegetables are bitter; Qian Qian doesn’t want to eat them.”

“Children can’t be picky eaters.”

“Mommy clearly doesn’t like them either; she has no right to say that to me!”

Su Ziqian put her hands on her hips, looking like a little adult.

“Qian Qian knows, Mommy only eats vegetables in front of Qian Qian!”

Ugh…

Jiang Zhi felt embarrassed.

He really doesn’t like eating vegetables; that’s true.

Ahem!

Wait, what does parallel world Jiang Zhi have to do with him?

But looking at the lively and spirited Qian Qian, his mood suddenly became complex.

The thought he didn’t delve into outside just now, now that he accepted Qian Qian is his daughter, upon further observation…

He discovered that Qian Qian actually resembles him quite a bit.

This posture of a little adult is a complete replica of Jiang Zhi when he was a child.

Even some of her little intonations and inverted sentences when speaking are exactly the same.

Especially their looks!

Su Ziqian’s bright peach blossom eyes are practically cast from the same mold as his.

A strong premonition suddenly surged in Jiang Zhi’s heart—

This is his biological daughter!

Not that he has any particularly accurate sixth sense; it feels more like a pure blood relation connection.

Crossing over.

He thought such things only happened in novels; he never expected to actually encounter it.

If that’s the case…

Then he really cannot ignore the little girl.

As an orphan, Jiang Zhi has had a dream since childhood—to have a happy family.

And now, a member of that family is right in front of him.

“Mommy.”

“Hmm?”

Jiang Zhi raised an eyebrow, his gaze drifting slightly downwards.

Only then did he realize the little girl was staring intently at his chest.

A bad premonition immediately surged in his heart.

“You…”

“Mommy’s Na Na has become so small, is she sick?”

Crap.

How does one defend against that?

Feeling the little girl’s eager gaze, Jiang Zhi really didn’t know what to say.

What can he say?

He’s a man; how big does he need to be?

But it seems he can’t blame Qian Qian for asking that…

After all, the woman’s size in the photo is a bit over the top.

So that woman can’t really be him, right?

Just thinking that his precious asset might not be preserved makes Jiang Zhi feel overwhelmed.

At least so far, he still thinks being a man is pretty good.

No thoughts of transitioning!

Let alone the thought of having a baby after transitioning!

How on earth do trans people even give birth?!

She just looks like a guy but isn’t really one.

Calm down, calm down.

Even if Jiang Zhi is still a virgin, his desire to lose his virginity can’t be extinguished!

He absolutely won’t abandon his “cow”!

It’s not like he wakes up one day and becomes a girl, right? That’s too outrageous!

Let’s take a step back.

Even if he does become a girl, there’s no way he would get pregnant by a man!

Although he jokes online with his buddies, saying some silly things like “my cow is stolen” and “🔒🔒 cow,” but those are just jokes!

Parallel universe, right; it must be a parallel universe.

To be safe, Jiang Zhi still asked, “Qian Qian, let me ask you a question.”

“It’s Mommy!”

Qian Qian pouted, correcting him with some dissatisfaction.

“… Okay, Mommy will ask you a question.”

Jiang Zhi no longer cared about how to address her and nervously asked, “What’s your daddy’s name?”

“Daddy’s name is Su Yan.”

Alright, alright, good, good!

Forget Su Yan, he doesn’t even know any man with the surname Su!

Jiang Zhi thought that the woman in the photo looked to be about twenty-six or twenty-seven.

At that time, Qian Qian looked to be only four or five.

And he is now already twenty.

If the woman in the photo is really his gender-swapped self…

Then he has to go from meeting a man named Su Yan to preparing for pregnancy within a year!

How the hell is that possible!

Those little boys on the X wouldn’t get distracted that fast, right?!

A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man!

A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man!

萌娃上门叫妈妈,可我是男的啊!
Score 7.6
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2025 Native Language: Chinese
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