A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man! – Chapter 35

35. Wuwuwu…

At one o’clock in the afternoon, half an hour had passed since the fitting room incident involving Yan.

Jiang Zhi walked out of the women’s clothing store.

She was still wearing the dress that Sister Jiang had picked for her, holding her original clothes in her left hand, with a faint blush on her cheeks and a face full of despair.

She was dirty.

Having been caught by the salesperson talking with a man in the fitting room, was her life going to be over?

She still remembered the expression on that salesperson’s face; no matter how she and Su Yan explained, the other party always had that “ah, right, right, you’re right” expression.

Yeah, right!

That was milk tea!

Is there something wrong with your nose? Can’t you smell the sweet scent on my face? Is your milk tea sweet?!

And that bastard Su Yan!

He actually dared to splash milk tea on her face. Do you know how damaging that is to someone with OCD? I’m crying, I’m really crying!

So disgusting!

…But, but it seems she was the one who stepped on Su Yan first…

Realizing this fact, Jiang Zhi felt like a deflated balloon, with nowhere to vent her anger… She had once again lost out in front of Su Yan, like a clown, jumping around and losing face.

She and Su Yan must be fundamentally incompatible!

So why on earth would they end up marrying and having children in the future? And having such a cute kid like Qian Qian, sigh, her genes must be incredibly strong!

Anyway, that salesperson who caught their “affair” ended up letting them off.

Having caused such a scene while wearing the store’s clothes, Jiang Zhi felt too embarrassed to continue changing in that store’s fitting room, so…

Bad news: She bought a skirt.

Good news: It was paid for with Su Yan’s money.

Even though she and Su Yan were misunderstood to be in that kind of relationship, she felt a thrill of excitement from getting a free skirt. It truly felt like winning something, despite the situation being quite absurd.

The thing is, she usually doesn’t wear skirts!

Oh wait, at least right now, without a skirt, she could only run around naked…

“Um.”

Su Yan scratched his head, hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn’t help but ask Jiang Zhi, “Are you allergic to milk tea?”

“Huh?”

Jiang Zhi shot him a cold glance: “What do you mean?”

“Your face is really red.”

“…”

Jiang Zhi fell silent.

Is it red? Really that red?

She pressed the back of her hand against her cheek, feeling, hmm, it’s not that hot…

Not true!

How could it not be red? She was about to die of embarrassment, okay? She was actually walking outside in a skirt! By the way, have those two been staring at me this whole time? What are they looking at? Haven’t they seen a beautiful woman before?!

Jiang Zhi felt panic.

She tried to take very small steps.

But the feeling of her thighs rubbing together was clearer than ever, her lower half felt empty, which gave Jiang Zhi a sense of insecurity.

She wasn’t sure if it was just her imagination, but she felt like someone was watching her.

Staring at her chest, staring at her thighs. Just like the old Jiang Zhi, who couldn’t help but glance a little longer at pretty girls on the street.

Now she was the pretty girl on the street.

And this pretty girl on the street used to be a man.

At this moment, the girl who used to be a man was wearing a skirt, with an off-shoulder outfit, exposing her thighs, being observed by many passersby…

Insane.

About to go insane.

A strong sense of unease spread wildly in her mind, as disgusting thoughts entered one after another, causing Jiang Zhi to tremble uncontrollably.

What is wrong with her?

Why did she become like this?

Could it be that she really is a pervert?

This shouldn’t be how it is…

A wave of stuffy dizziness hit her, and Jiang Zhi’s breath became heavier; her complexion turned a shade of red that could provoke imagination, even her eyes unknowingly squeezed out a few tears, with watery droplets swirling in her eyelids.

“Wuwu…”

Su Yan: 😨?

“Why are you crying?”

Two huge question marks suddenly appeared above Su Yan’s head, what is going on here? Just a second ago everything was fine, how did it suddenly turn to crying?

He tried to comfort Jiang Zhi: “Stop crying, won’t it be fine if I apologize?”

“I’m not crying.”

Jiang Zhi stubbornly said, but contradictorily wiped her tears with her hands, choked and said: “You don’t need to apologize; it has nothing to do with you.”

“Really?”

“Really.”

Jiang Zhi clearly didn’t want to delve deeper into this topic. In fact, she didn’t even know why she was crying; it was just that thinking of her past as a man, yet now wearing a skirt, made her tears flow uncontrollably.

“Hey…”

Su Yan suddenly sighed.

He pouted, cursing under his breath in a very polite manner, while sluggishly taking off his coat, looking very reluctant to hand it over to Jiang Zhi.

“Here.”

“What?”

Jiang Zhi’s eyes were still red, staring suspiciously at the coat being moved in front of her.

“Put it on?”

Su Yan pointed at Jiang Zhi’s leather skirt: “You said you were afraid to wear it, yet you’re still wearing a skirt; I’ve never seen a woman crying in a skirt before.”

So unbeatable. 👍

“…Thank you, but no need.”

After half a moment, Jiang Zhi managed to squeeze out this sentence. After saying that, she slowly took a step forward, and Su Yan, holding the coat, slowly followed behind her.

He looked down at the coat in his hands: “You make me look like a clown.”

Jiang Zhi sniffed: “On purpose.”

“That hurts, I thought we had already made peace.”

“Who ever made peace with you?”

Jiang Zhi muttered, but considering Su Yan’s kind gesture just now was indeed heartwarming, she quietly said, “Thanks…”

This guy, aside from other things, is actually quite considerate.

Jiang Zhi thought with mixed feelings.

He sensed her fear of wearing skirts and acted accordingly… If she replaced herself with Lin Shuwan and Su Yan with herself, Jiang Zhi believed she wouldn’t be able to do that.

Most importantly.

Despite her extremely negative attitude toward her, practically writing “I hate you” on her face, Su Yan never expressed any dissatisfaction.

…Except for occasionally grossing her out.

So this guy…

Is actually a jerk, right? Only a jerk would be that nice to a girl, because they have experience, having already played similar high-end operations in front of other girls countless times.

Huh?

How did I come to such a conclusion?

Even if, hypothetically, whether Su Yan is a jerk has nothing to do with her?

Having thought of this, Jiang Zhi was left confused. She found it strange but also a little funny; even the feeling of being constrained by her skirt dissipated a bit.

Speaking of which…

“Why are you still following me?”

Jiang Zhi suddenly stopped, eyeing Su Yan warily: “Big brother, you’ve been following me for three flights of escalators now!”

She knew something was off!

She felt like there was a noisy presence around her; this guy had started following her the moment she exited the women’s clothing store, and she hadn’t even realized it when he handed her the coat just now!

“Is the mall your family’s?”

Su Yan shot back at Jiang Zhi as politely as possible: “Is there a chance I want to go to the first floor too?”

“Where on the first floor?”

“Where on the first floor… the amusement park, I made an appointment with my colleague there…”

Su Yan replied somewhat uncertainly.

Little Chang said he was waiting for him over there, but knowing those ‘pigeon kings’ well, he figured that by the time he arrived, the roles would probably be reversed.

“Why are you asking this? You don’t want me to go?”

Of course not!!!

Jiang Zhi’s internal alarm bells rang loudly. Qian Qian was still over there, and if she let Qian Qian see Su Yan, she couldn’t even imagine what would happen next!

A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man!

A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man!

萌娃上门叫妈妈,可我是男的啊!
Score 7.6
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2025 Native Language: Chinese
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