A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man! – Chapter 36

36. Wooden Horse Qiu Mi Me Me Da

“Dad~”

“Qian Qian!”

The little girl lunged into her father’s arms, rubbing her little head against his chest, filled with joy: “Great! Mom, you and Dad are finally back together!”

Jiang Zhi: Huh?

“Wife.”

Su Yan held Qian Qian with one hand, gazing affectionately at Jiang Zhi: “It turns out we are a family. Don’t worry, I will definitely treat you well.”

As he spoke, he held Jiang Zhi’s hand and gently kissed it.

Jiang Zhi: Huh, huh?

No!——!!!

The fantasy ended.

Jiang Zhi awoke from the distant future, suddenly shaking her head, she grabbed Su Yan’s collar with a fierce expression: “No! You can’t go! No going!”

“???”

Su Yan was dumbfounded: “Aren’t you the one who’s sick? What does it have to do with me where I’m going?”

“Anyway, you can’t go to the amusement park!”

“You m…”

Su Yan was almost laughing in anger: “If you don’t let me go, you have to give me a reason, right? Or is there something at the amusement park that I can’t see?”

“Because…”

“If you dare to say your husband is there, do you believe I’ll slap you?” Su Yan smiled knowingly.

How could it be like this…

The excuse she had just found was immediately countered, and Jiang Zhi sounded quite wronged: “You actually hit women; you really are a scumbag.”

“Changing the subject, huh?”

Su Yan broke free from Jiang Zhi’s hand and pretended to walk towards the nearby elevator: “Say what you want.”

“Wait, wait, wait! I’ll say it!”

Jiang Zhi panicked, quickly wrapping her arms around Su Yan’s arm, squeezing it against her chest, and then stammered: “Actually, actually I wanted to invite you for milk tea as an expression of my apology.”

This should buy her some time, right?!

Su Yan raised an eyebrow: “Where’s the apology?”

“I shouldn’t have had such a terrible attitude towards you.”

“Hmm?”

“And the thing at the coffee shop before, and stepping on your foot in the fitting room just now…”

Jiang Zhi closed her eyes, pressed her hands together, and playfully stuck out her tongue: “Red bean paste dog didn’t take the competition!”

“…”

Silence.

Silence was the Cambridge of tonight.

Su Yan narrowed his eyes, quietly staring at Jiang Zhi. Jiang Zhi, on the other hand, stood obediently like a little cat, accepting his scrutiny.

After a long while, Su Yan scoffed inwardly.

Pretending it’s a real matter, you can really act, Jiang Zhi; you might as well change your career to an actor.

But his expression remained calm and composed, casually responding: “Alright then.”

“Are you really inviting me for milk tea?”

“Really, really!”

Jiang Zhi nodded vigorously. To show her sincerity, she even specifically took Su Yan to a popular and trendy milk tea shop.

What if she got him a cup of milk tea?

If Qian Qian and Su Yan really met, she had a bad feeling that she might face severe repercussions.

“Two cups of pearl milk tea,”

When they entered the milk tea shop, Jiang Zhi skimmed the menu and told the staff.

“Oh right!”

As she spoke, it seemed she remembered something and added, “One cup with extra sugar, one normal.”

“You…”

Su Yan’s arm was still tightly held by Jiang Zhi, and he glanced at the milk tea shop’s sign, pulling his arm out with force: “At a milk tea shop where the average price is 20, you want me to drink this?”

Do I lack eight bucks from you?

“Hey, don’t mind the details. Compared to this,” Jiang Zhi, halfway through her sentence, deliberately winked at Su Yan, trying to charm her way out: “I do remember your preferences; aren’t you surprised~”

Jiang Zhi had always been quite confident in her appearance.

Even when he was still a man, few could resist her face — that’s the innate allure of being a Southern Liang saint; little Southern Liang’s innate charm is something you all completely don’t understand?

Now that she turned into a girl, it’s even less of a question.

Though she looked down on it, a person’s bottom line is flexible.

If acting cute really worked, she wouldn’t mind bending her own principles a bit.

Su Yan snickered in silence.

The milk tea was ready, and Jiang Zhi thoughtfully inserted a straw into the cup with extra sugar.

She looked around, noticing no one was paying attention, her face grew warm, and then, in Su Yan’s surprised gaze, she gently lifted her toes, bringing the milk tea to his mouth.

“Open wide, ah~”

Su Yan opened his mouth.

At that moment, however, Jiang Zhi’s expression suddenly changed; she squeezed the milk tea with a wicked grin, cackling: “Haha! Take this!”

“Pft!”

Then she saw Su Yan deftly turn his head, the white liquid grazing past his ear… hahahaha, the plan failed!

Jiang Zhi laughed: “You realized I was joking, right? Hahaha…”

“Ha…”

“Ha.”

“Sorry.” Jiang Zhi slid down to her knees in a flash.

“I was wrong, brother, really wrong, I beg you, brother, don’t go to the amusement park, okay? Love you, brother, Wooden Horse Qiu Mi Me Me Da 💋.”

Su Yan: …

He snatched the milk tea from Jiang Zhi’s hand, saying solemnly: “Is this how you express an apology?”

It was a bit hard to discern this girl’s nature.

If you say she’s passionate, she has a perfectly standard mature woman’s face. Most of the time she prefers to keep a stern face — though it might just be indifference towards him.

If you say she’s indifferent, her nature can sometimes be very impatient. Her sense of proportion was clearly nonexistent; earlier, she had pulled such a stunt, making her seem like a child who must retaliate if she feels wronged.

Confusing.

“Ahem!”

Jiang Zhi was really feeling a bit embarrassed now.

If things got awkward, she’d change the subject, which is what she was best at: “Wow, your reaction was so fast just now! How did you do that? Teach me!”

“Have you forgotten what I do for a living?”

What do I do for a living…

Jiang Zhi paused, recalling in her mind. After so many encounters with Su Yan, she still forgot… he’s a professional!

How can she compare her reaction time with a professional player?

There’s no way; she really couldn’t learn that.

Jiang Zhi had researched Su Yan’s competition highlights before; his reaction speed and positioning ability were simply frightening. Even among many peers, his talent must be at the top tier.

But she never really intended to learn anyway.

Seeing Su Yan not holding her mischief against her, he even took a sip of milk tea, Jiang Zhi chuckled: “Then you can just drink your milk tea here; I will go first, okay?”

“No going to the amusement park!”

She had to hurry downstairs to find Sister Jiang and Qian Qian.

So much time had passed; Jiang Jie probably still thought she was in the fitting room.

If Jiang Jie came to find her and heard from the saleslady about her fitting room incident, she would seriously consider running into a wall.

Su Yan: …

Is she just leaving him here? Realizing this, Su Yan chuckled softly, waving his hand dismissively: “Hurry and scram.”

“Alright, bye!”

Bye 🪵! I hope I won’t see you again; every time I meet you, it’s nothing good!

Scumbag! Sea King! Wretch! Pervert!

Up until she stepped onto the escalator heading toward the amusement park on the first floor, Jiang Zhi was still secretly cursing Su Yan, solidifying her petty actions.

Then.

All of those negative emotions vanished the moment she saw Su Ziqian playing with other kids in the amusement park…

“Yay!”

Seeing the refreshed Jiang Zhi, Jiang Ruyan, who had been sitting in the waiting area, brightened up: “So pretty, Xiaozhi, come here, come here.”

She patted the bench next to her.

On the bench lay Qian Qian’s and her jacket, a spot Jiang Ruyan specifically reserved for Jiang Zhi.

Jiang Zhi walked over and sat on the bench.

She still wasn’t quite used to wearing skirts; her thinking hadn’t shifted, and her sitting position was quite bold, legs wide open, making Jiang Ruyan stare in disbelief.

“Xiaozhi, you…”

“Huh? Huh!”

Following Jiang Jie’s gaze downward, Jiang Zhi suddenly realized, exclaiming and quickly closing her legs, blushing as she grabbed her skirt.

She stammered: “I, I…”

“…It’s okay, it really happens the first time you wear a skirt, hahaha.”

Jiang Ruyan reassured her, not thinking much of it, and handed her jacket to Jiang Zhi: “Cover up; it’s better to bring an extra piece when wearing short skirts in the future.”

“Mm…”

Jiang Zhi took the jacket, draping it over her legs, looking down at her toes and responding softly.

At this moment, Qian Qian hadn’t noticed her, so Jiang Zhi didn’t rush to call Qian Qian and instead organized her emotions to deal with Jiang Ruyan’s various questions.

“Tsk tsk tsk, tsk tsk tsk.”

Jiang Ruyan looked Jiang Zhi up and down, sincerely complimenting: “See, I told you this outfit suits you.”

She had long wanted to voice her thoughts.

Jiang Zhi’s usual outfit of short sleeves and long pants was truly a waste of beauty!

Right now, the black off-shoulder top paired with the A-line short skirt not only showcased Jiang Zhi’s beauty but also made her exposed thighs incredibly eye-catching, enhancing her mature and fashionable aura.

This is a masterpiece! A masterpiece!

Jiang Ruyan finally summarized: “So gorgeous, my sister! You should wear this from now on!”

“Hehe.”

Jiang Zhi smiled politely.

So gorgeous, indeed it’s beautiful; it made her want to cry… she’ll take off the skirt once she gets home!

She, Jiang Zhi!

Even if she had to run naked outside and jump down from a place, she absolutely would never wear a skirt again!

“Too bad you’re still missing a pair of high heels to be perfect. Oh, and your hair.”

Jiang Ruyan said.

“Don’t worry, Xiaozhi; I’ll take you to get your hairstyle done next time, making sure to charm those nasty men!”

Jiang Zhi replied nonchalantly: “Definitely next time.”

Actually, there’s something she hadn’t managed to tell Jiang Jie, and she thought there was no need to.

Next week after seeing the principal, she planned to cut her hair short… she had long since disliked this long hair; it was unbearably hot, not to mention it was a hassle to wash in the shower.

So sorry, Jiang Jie.

Your wish might not come true; go find someone else to charm those nasty men together.

“Since your dear mom is here,” Jiang Ruyan stood up and stretched: “You can watch Qian Qian here; I’ll go explore a bit more myself.”

A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man!

A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man!

萌娃上门叫妈妈,可我是男的啊!
Score 7.6
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2025 Native Language: Chinese
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