A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man! – Chapter 9

9. You are hired.

Jiang Zhi looked around and found that the surrounding customers didn’t seem to react at all, as if they were already used to it.

She stepped inside to take a look.

This woman… aside from her honeyed lips, was actually quite good-looking.

No, she should say very good-looking.

Jiang Zhi, who usually consumes short videos and has seen countless women, immediately rated her in her heart: Perfect!

The woman had a full head of big waves, with a few light blue streaks dyed into her bangs.

She was tall, with fiery red lips, and her eyes slightly drooped, revealing a hint of lazy allure.

On her upper body, she wore a loose off-the-shoulder t-shirt; on her lower body…

Wait a minute, is she really wearing pants?

Jiang Zhi stared at those long legs, swallowed hard, and for some reason began to compare herself.

Hmm…

Not as long as my legs.

Huh?

What is she thinking?

Is this the main point!

Perhaps Jiang Zhi’s gaze was too obvious; the woman turned her head and looked at her, somewhat displeased.

“Do you need something?”

Her tone was anything but friendly.

She felt a lewd gaze on her and thought a pervert was looking at her, but she didn’t expect it to be a girl.

Upon closer inspection.

Little sister’s looks were quite high, sweet and alluring, hmm… her type.

Her tone softened a bit: “Are you here to place an order? Just find a table and scan the code to order.”

“Ah… no, no!” Jiang Zhi waved her hand.

From this, it seemed the woman was actually a staff member of this shop? This was unexpected.

But now wasn’t the time to think about that; it was indeed rude to keep staring at someone.

“Sorry, I… you’re going to die.”

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not a curse.

It’s a literal sense of dying.

The woman’s expression changed upon hearing this, and she hurriedly turned around, only to see the character she was controlling had already died.

Even died by a knife.

“Ah!!!”

She immediately erupted with a wail, her beautiful face crumpled up, her voice distorted.

“It’s all your fault, I died!”

The woman glared at Jiang Zhi, annoyed: “This is a ranking match! How are you going to compensate me?”

“Ah this…”

How can this be blamed on me?

Jiang Zhi silently complained, but considering it was the other person’s territory, she scratched her head, feeling somewhat embarrassed.

Truly invincible.

She hadn’t even started her interview yet and had already offended an employee in the shop.

Looking at the woman’s complaining expression, Jiang Zhi thought for a moment and tentatively said: “How about… I help you play?”

After all, she often played this game.

“You? You make it sound easy; I’m about to lose!”

The woman pointed at the score on the screen, 11:8, and she was the team with 8 points.

But seeing Jiang Zhi’s serious expression made the woman a bit doubtful.

“Really?”

“Really.”

Jiang Zhi nodded confidently, not for any other reason but because she had just seen the operation of the woman’s teammates.

The headshot lines were almost aimed at the boss.

Can’t get any worse than bronze.

“Alright, if you trick me, you’re dead. If you lose, you’re also dead!”

The woman raised her pink fist in a mock threat, ultimately still half convinced as she made room for Jiang Zhi.

She still didn’t quite believe it; this little sister looked soft and harmless, could she really play games?

“Are you sure you can do it?” the woman kept confirming.

She can’t play worse than me; otherwise, she would ruin my k/d.

Jiang Zhi didn’t reply, skillfully opened the settings interface, and input her usual sensitivity.

Look! Look!

Those who knew would understand how deep the mystery was!

Although the occasion was somewhat inappropriate, Jiang Zhi still enjoyed the invisible sense of showing off!

She snorted softly and glanced at the woman.

Just then, she heard the woman ask curiously: “What are you doing?”

Jiang Zhi: …….

Well, that was a wasted boast; the current black iron threshold is too low, right? Doesn’t she know this?!

Feeling a bit speechless, she shifted her attention back to the game.

Then…

Triple kill.

Quadra kill.

Penta kill.

Just like that, ten minutes passed, and in a losing game, Jiang Zhi had speedily completed it.

“Done.”

She took off her headset, licked her lips, and looked at the woman with bright peach blossom eyes, obediently.

“Are you satisfied, sister?”

The woman stood there, stunned like a wooden chicken.

W-What… did they just win?

Her eyes instantly lit up, and she stepped forward without hesitation, grabbing Jiang Zhi’s hand.

“Wow! You are so awesome, little sister!”

She didn’t even realize what had happened and ended up winning like this???

“Hehe…”

Not at all, I’m not as fast at changing faces as you.

Jiang Zhi silently complained but suddenly realized something, her face blushing slightly, dropping her eyes in embarrassment.

So close…

Too close…

The faint aroma of jasmine wafted from Jiang Zhi’s nose, and the woman’s half-hidden bust was right in front of her.

Damn it, is this how you test the staff?

Jiang Zhi discreetly withdrew her hand, averted her gaze, and awkwardly cleared her throat.

“N-Nothing, it was just my way of compensating you.”

Seeing Jiang Zhi’s expression, the woman first tilted her head in confusion, then blinked her enchanting fox-like eyes, her lips curling into a playful smile.

“You seem quite nervous?”

She took a step closer, whispering in Jiang Zhi’s ear: “What are you nervous about?”

Jiang Zhi’s body stiffened.

What kind of play is this???

She fought the impulse to nosebleed, stepped back repeatedly, putting a considerable distance between herself and the woman.

Damn it, who are you trying to seduce here!

Jiang Zhi suddenly felt fortunate to be a girl now; otherwise, this would be hard to handle.

She stammered: “Stop teasing me, sis; everyone’s looking over here…”

“Then should we find a place with no one?”

The woman clearly didn’t want to let her go, reaching up to twirl a strand of Jiang Zhi’s hair, her voice soft and enticing, her eyes dancing like rippling waves.

“I have something to do; I’ll take my leave…”

“Pfft hahaha!”

The woman suddenly let out a laugh like silver bells: “Not teasing you anymore, not teasing you anymore.”

“Huh?”

“Sorry, sorry, I just haven’t seen such a cute girl in a long time.”

Upon hearing this, Jiang Zhi instinctively retorted: “I’m not cute…”

The woman snapped her fingers: “Even cuter.”

“I’m not cute!”

“Okay, okay, you’re not cute, is that alright?”

The woman shrugged dismissively: “So, little sister, you’re just here to help me score, right? Can’t be true?”

Right!

I came to look for a job!

Jiang Zhi suddenly realized, damn it, it’s all the woman’s fault for always teasing her: “No… I’m looking for your shop manager…”

“Oh?”

The woman returned to her seat, crossing one leg elegantly, a slight smile on her lips: “You have something to find me about?”

“……”

Jiang Zhi felt like a fool.

She should have guessed it; besides the manager, who else would be outputting national essence in their own workplace?

Hiss… No, that’s not right…

It seems not many managers would do that in their own shops either…

Then it just means the woman is no ordinary person.

Jiang Zhi was actually starting to think about escaping; she began to visualize working under the woman.

It would definitely be like just now—being teased!

However, after much hesitation, Jiang Zhi still said quietly: “Um, I’m here for an interview.”

There was no way; what she offered was just too much!

“Here for an interview?”

The woman’s interest seemed to wane at once, casually fiddling with her manicure.

Jiang Zhi steeled herself and said: “Yes, I… I’ll introduce myself first…”

“You are hired.”

“My name is… um? What?”

What the heck?

I… got hired…?

But I haven’t even said anything yet!

Wasn’t my carefully prepared interview script a waste of time before coming here?!

“How about you interview me first, sis?”

Jiang Zhi still felt a bit unsteady; this was too hasty, she wouldn’t have entered some disguised coffee shop acting as a pyramid scheme, right?

What about Qian Qian?

“Ah, I said it’s done, it’s done,” the woman questioned: “What’s your name, little sister?”

“… Jiang Zhi.”

“Look, we’re family, I’m Jiang Ruyan; isn’t this a coincidence!”

The woman suddenly smiled brightly.

“But…”

“I mainly go with a feeling.”

Jiang Ruyan said with a slight smile: “When the feeling is right, everything else can be discussed.”

Indeed a very hasty reason!

But for some reason, there was a kind of magic in her words that made one willing to believe.

However, Jiang Zhi wasn’t a fool.

She thought that only someone extraordinary would buy this: “Sis, I still…”

“Oh, right, there was a typo in the ad; our employees’ salary is 4000 a month.”

Jiang Zhi immediately stood up straight: “I’m just foolish… uh! When do I start working?”

A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man!

A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man!

萌娃上门叫妈妈,可我是男的啊!
Score 7.6
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2025 Native Language: Chinese
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