2. Lord of Hell (×) Super Daughter Slave (√)
“Hey~ Dad? I’ve called three times today, what do you want?”
Evelyn casually dialed the phone in her hand, pouting in annoyance as she asked.
“Uh… My good daughter, isn’t it because I miss you? Besides, I just saw another beastly soul related to you enter Hell. Aren’t I worried that you’ve been using your hands too much lately and might get targeted by those arrogant, prejudiced birdmen (angels)?”
Evelyn’s father, who is also the Lord of Hell and all demons—Satan—was currently using a tone that was surprisingly subservient for his status to flatter his daughter, almost like an incorrigible daughter slave father.
“Oh? Our great Lord of Hell actually took time out of his busy schedule to care about such a tiny little demon? Oh my, what an extreme honor~ Just… Lord Satan, do you really think cross-dimensional calls are free?”
Anyone could tell from Evelyn’s words that she was being sarcastic; it was obvious she was complaining about her father repeatedly wasting her phone credit by calling.
Demons have to eat too!
“Ah… Lilia, it’s just that Dad doesn’t quite understand these high-tech products that young people use, right? When I asked you to teach me, you said I was dumb, and in the end, it was still your Uncle Lucifer who helped me figure this out.”
Lucifer is the fallen angel who descended from Heaven to Hell and is one of the few who can use modern technology in this “backward area” where no birds would crap. He was the one who taught Satan the basic operations of a mobile phone.
Tsk, next time she sees Uncle Lucifer in Hell, she was definitely going to give him a good scolding. If he hadn’t taught her dad how to make phone calls, how would she be getting these nagging calls from him every few days?
Oh right! Since it’s all Lucifer’s fault, she’ll just have him reimburse her for this month’s phone bill~ You have to know that in Hell, such long-distance cross-dimensional calls are super expensive, especially with her dad calling three or four times a day… Hehe~
Evelyn, who was silently noting this down in her mind and already imagining Lucifer’s pained expression, couldn’t help but smile with amusement. Combined with her angelic-looking, gentle and beautiful face and slightly childlike appearance, she looked just like a mischievous little girl who had successfully pulled a prank. If anyone else were present at that moment, they would probably rush forward and give her a big hug, rubbing their face against hers.
Of course, such behavior would inevitably face Evelyn’s righteous judgment (referring to the rocket-headed hammer).
“Ahem… Actually, Dad didn’t call this time for anything major. After all, even if my good daughter truly got caught by those feather-brained birdmen, I would still bring all of Hell’s forces to strike back at Heaven and rescue my most precious daughter!”
“Hehe.”
Evelyn’s “hehe” wasn’t mocking Satan’s boasting; after all, as his only beloved daughter, she knew very well that Satan was not joking—he could really pull it off!
He’s not the type of father who just talks big; he means business when it comes to issues!
“Since you’re not worried about that, then could you please tell your daughter why you call three times a day with cross-dimensional long-distance calls?”
Evelyn wasn’t in a rush to hang up like before. She had already decided Lucifer would take the hit for this, so she didn’t need to worry about phone charges.
On the contrary, she actually hoped her dad would “make more calls.”
She was eager to see Lucifer’s expression when he realizes he’s burning money! Hehe, it has to be really interesting!
“Well, I just wanted to check in on you, how was dinner? Did you get hurt? When are you coming back to Hell to see your old man?”
Alright, no need to listen anymore; Evelyn already knew what her dad was going to say next.
As for the reason why she knew…
Let’s just say, the reason for his cross-dimensional call today was: whether she was full after lunch and if she needed Mephisto to put some pocket money on her account.
In reality, Evelyn was initially unable to believe her dad’s deep daughter-slave characteristics when she first became a demon.
The Lord of Hell, a symbol of blood and terror—Satan, was actually a severe daughter slave who prioritized his daughter above all else!? Who would believe that? Not even light novels in Huaguo would dare to write this!
But the facts were right in front of her; no matter how much Evelyn wanted to believe otherwise, the truth was the truth!
This guy was an irredeemable daughter slave!
And the reason Evelyn now lived in a human city instead of Hell was inextricably linked to her dad’s heavy daughter-slave nature!
In simple terms, Evelyn feared that living in Hell would completely wear down her will to pursue justice, just like those people in Heaven!
During her year in Hell, aside from practicing magic, her dad almost spoiled her in every way! Whatever she wanted, he would send Mephisto to get it; whatever she wanted, he would ask Lucifer to handle it. If she continued to live in such an environment where everything came easily, even Evelyn couldn’t guarantee that she would stick to her ideals of justice.
Such a life probably wouldn’t even exist in Heaven, right?
For example, once, Evelyn intentionally mentioned to her dad that she wanted to know what dragon meat tasted like. Guess what happened? Satan slammed the table and took a bloody sword forged from magma to go to the land of dragons, and then…
In less than half an hour, he returned dragging a nearly thousand-meter-long black dragon that was barely alive.
At that moment, Evelyn was: !!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ
He even went so far as to give the dragon some air to ensure that when they returned to Hell, he could cook it fresh!
In summary, to prevent herself from being spoiled by this seemingly easy-going dad, after mastering the magic she had been studying for a year, Evelyn resolutely left Hell and returned to the human world to live independently, leaving the lonely old man Satan to drift alone in the flames of Hell.
Little did she know that this terminally ill daughter devotee was not giving up! Cleverly, he learned how to use a mobile phone from Lucifer and called her all day long, completely disregarding the issue of call charges.
Honestly, if it weren’t for the fact that Satan truly loved her as his daughter and that his feelings were absolutely genuine, Evelyn would have unhesitatingly blocked this daughter slave’s number on her phone.
