Chapter 103: Let Us Become Trash!
Besides, they are already an Extraordinary Great Witch, so there’s no way to connect them with Caicai’s Wooden Mouse, right?
Irina treated me to orange juice and even said she would take me deeper to ride those Dreamfish. Would the Wooden Mouse be so generous?
Hmph, Wooden Mouse, if you don’t make an effort to win me back, just wait to regret losing such a close friend like me!
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In the bustling city of S, today is also immersed in busyness.
The beloved elementary school teacher, Miss Shen Meling, is enjoying this busyness.
This is all thanks to her newly acquired little assistant, a golden-haired loli jokingly called Shark Girl by the students.
Every time she hears them call her that, Edema wishes she could teach that group of brats a lesson, but unfortunately, there’s always a pair of pale pink eyes watching her from behind.
“Be good now, little Edema, you can’t be harsh with the kids. Besides, don’t your teeth look just like a shark’s?”
Hearing this, Edema bared her sharp dragon teeth but still stubbornly closed her mouth.
Damn it, enduring hardship while being under someone else’s roof, how could she not lower her head?
Worried about leaving the weakened Edema alone at home, Shen Meling decided to bring her to school as a little assistant, marking Edema’s first exposure to work.
At first, it was a bit refreshing, but she soon grew increasingly irritable because these little brats were just too much to handle.
They treat her like a toy!
Edema’s whole body is squishy and petite yet strong, her skin gleaming with an adorable shine, and after wearing the little dress Shen Meling picked out for her, she looked even more like a doll.
That little rascal sitting in the front row always tugs at her dress corner and pulls her hair while she reads aloud, but trapped under Moti Si’s binding spell, she is now just a silly loli that is no better than them; if a fight broke out, she might even lose.
The prestigious Monster King Edema Long, if bullied by a group of kids for being young and weak, would probably never be able to lift her head again in this lifetime.
But compared to the trivial annoyances at school, Edema worries even more about what would happen once Moti Si takes her home.
This terrifying woman is completely two-faced; clearly brewing all sorts of tricks behind the scenes, and yet here at school, she’s a teacher concerned about the kids maturing too quickly?
Keep an eye on me, look at my face; though it’s hard to admit, am I not a child? How can you take advantage of my pitiful appearance?
Or are you lurking at the elementary school with ulterior motives?!
Grumbling aside, Edema still has to obediently follow Shen Meling’s orders, even if that means adopting humiliating postures like lifting her skirt and presenting her backside for punishment after making a mistake.
…This is just a stopgap measure, not because she has any small expectations.
But compared to being near Moti Si, other places in S city seem even more dangerous for Edema.
Moti Si is indeed very bad, but she wouldn’t harm Edema’s life. Encountering the perverts from the Combat Department, however, would be entirely different.
The previous Monster King died at the hands of the strongest mutant, codename Truth, who served as S city’s highest authority.
This guy seems to harbor a deep resentment against extraordinary-level monsters; with her current self, she can’t possibly compete with him.
But what Edema can’t understand is why she keeps losing to Moti Si again.
She is certain she has done everything possible, holding nothing back, yet Moti Si still appears so at ease, making their battle seem more like a one-sided game, instead of an evenly matched fight; it’s as if Moti Si is just toying with and teasing her.
Damn it, how could I, Queen Edema Long, be someone you could look down on and enslave like this?
“Ow, that hurts!”
“What is little Edema thinking about? Hurry up and pass me the paper.”
“Okay…”
Edema rubbed her reddened forehead from being hit, teary-eyed as she reluctantly handed over the paper in her hands.
“Little Edema’s academic level isn’t good, it seems I have to help you catch up properly.”
Edema never imagined her return to learning would be in this form.
She always hated studying, and her grades were atrocious, often being chased around her house by the old man with seven wolves for failing.
Now, she finds herself unable to understand the elementary school Chinese exam paper and is forced to audit classes under Shen Meling’s teacher’s stick, with even an inspection of her notes after class, being punished with a smack on her backside for missing a single character, thankfully punctuation is not included.
Sigh, when will these tough days come to an end?
She wonders how the Monster Association is doing without her—will it fall into chaos or even dissolve?
And Edema would never think that her beloved association has turned into something unrecognizable.
On stage, a black-haired cat girl waves her stick excitedly, showcasing the profound techniques for acquiring Dark Magic through the study of cross-dressing to a crowd of monsters below.
Under the deterrent of the Magical Girl, monsters who haven’t dared to stage a proper attack for a long time are dizzy with hunger, their eye sockets sunken yet sparkling with a thirst for knowledge.
“Teacher Mi Xian, I have a question.”
“Then hurry up and say it, meow!”
Mi Xian spoke irritably; she dislikes being interrupted as her thoughts don’t flow smoothly. Once interrupted, it’s difficult to continue, and she fears she’ll have to start from the beginning.
She has already noted down the majority of cross-dressing techniques, but she doesn’t truly understand much, making it even harder to teach them to other monsters.
“Does it have to be cross-dressing? Can I be a搬史工 on the internet to annoy other netizens and gain Dark Magic that way?”
“I don’t know, meow!”
Upon hearing this, the crowd of monsters couldn’t help but feel embarrassed.
This Teacher Mi Xian truly isn’t reliable, but her line of thought seems valid.
“Forget it, it’s up to you guys; anyway, the more fans you have, the more Dark Magic you can gain. See the teacher’s account? The teacher now has a full 33,000 followers, so I got into Class C.”
Mi Xian showed the crowd her account, and the monsters stared at the account named Mi Xian Shan for a few seconds before bursting into suppressed laughter.
“Teacher Mi Xian, I think I followed you.”
“I broke her defense.”
“From a distance, it looks like a dog; up close, it’s Mi Xian Shan…”
“Shut up, all of you, meow!”
Hearing the whispers below, Mi Xian immediately displayed her claws, startling the monsters, who quickly fell silent.
However, upon learning that Mi Xian is indeed Mi Xian Shan, the crowd of monsters suddenly filled with confidence, deciding to launch an assault on the internet.
If this is how they can get fed, then let us become the trash that people scorn on the internet!
