Chapter 36: Helping You Round It Back
When Ye Wanjing saw this sentence, her pupils suddenly dilated for a moment, and then she turned her head to firmly stare at Sumu, her expression very captivating.
Sumu pretended to be relaxed, raised her hand to brush her hair, wiped away the nonexistent cold sweat on her forehead, and silently returned to the original post.
She shouldn’t have clicked on those dark histories.
Fortunately, soon Ye Wanjing’s attention was drawn to the following content of Irina’s Chronicle.
“This period of time features the Irina we are most familiar with. In the past, whenever we saw her posts, we had to jump in and leave a few comments. But now, heh heh, I want to see the cyber female demon get her teeth knocked out!”
Don’t say any more; if you do, I might really cry!
Rather than being treated as a female demon, I’d rather continue to be criticized.
Irina, who once bounced around on the internet, annoying everyone, was a given for dislike; Sumu had long gotten used to this. As an E-Rank monster, just staying alive was already exhausting enough, let alone considering if it was any dignified!
Am I to become a consumable with less than a 10% survival rate in the monster association?
The price of making such a choice was quite apparent, as Sumu became the bottom-level Shushu of the forum; however, compared to being blasted into bits during a fight, this outcome was blissful.
But now, the Shushu Irina had become a thing of the past; the female demon Irina was about to hit the battlefield.
“Digressing a bit, anyway, Irina’s image instantly plummeted to the bottom. Most magical girl fans would wish they could eat her whole, but Irina was truly cunning; no one could do anything to her until she was locked down.”
“Eh, speaking of which, I seem to remember a very famous character, called Mi Xian, what about that guy?”
“That guy? Not even close. Although it’s rumored that her cross-dressing experience is the longest, her aggressiveness is terrible. The two most annoying points are, first, ignorance, lacking common sense; and second, she’s timid—hard to berate.”
Seeing the evaluation of Mi Xian, Sumu felt in high spirits.
That’s right, that guy is a stupid, cowardly, and loud-mouthed female demon!
But as her gaze gradually slipped down, the instant she saw the content, Sumu couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
“What did Shushu see? Why are you laughing so happily?”
But Sumu was already laughing so hard that her mouth couldn’t close, and even being poked in the belly by Ye Wanjing couldn’t stop her; helpless, she could only look at that part of the content.
Mi Xian: “Screw you, dam!”
Next was a rather chaotic thread of dozens of posts.
“Then let me ask you, is 0.8 multiplied by 0.5 equal to 0.04?”
“Are you the placenta in your mother’s womb? Still getting hung up on this preschool-level problem?”
“Then let me ask you again, which is bigger, 3.11 or 3.8?”
“Your mother—”
Under a few people’s teasing, Mi Xian quickly broke down and went offline.
After all, she had indeed committed similar foolishness before.
However, Mi Xian had really gotten into a medical university; although her logic and math skills weren’t great, her memory was exceptionally frightening, almost perfect at remembering everything.
Also, because she remembered a lot of diverse things, it was difficult for her to analyze useful information, causing her to occasionally get stuck on trivial matters. However, after turning into a monster, her thoughts sped up, slightly alleviating this symptom.
“What do you mean? I don’t understand.”
Sumu smiled and patted Ye Wanjing on the shoulder, stuttering:
“N-no, it’s fine. Not understanding is normal.”
After a few seconds, Sumu barely steadied her almost cramping mouth and calmed her emotions.
Although Mi Xian’s incident was a minor interlude, it reminded Sumu of her existence.
Last time Ning Xi came, although she couldn’t help much, at least she brought news right away, which made Sumu quite grateful.
So, this female demon’s throne should still be given to you, Mi Xian!
“Indeed, Mi Xian is the real female demon.”
At the moment Sumu sent this message, she realized the problem.
“Uh-oh, I’ve been infected by Mi Xian, I didn’t change my account!”
Actually, she couldn’t change accounts on the handheld either.
In a flurry, Sumu hurriedly retracted the message, but someone had already seen it.
“What was that that just flashed by? Did I see it wrong?”
“Hehe, retracted? I’ve already taken a screenshot, useless Irina; let’s see what this is!”
Looking at the screenshot that was posted, Sumu wished she could dig a hole in the sofa and bury her head in it.
Feeling the surge of magic power from Sumu, Ye Wanjing suddenly realized.
So that’s how the so-called one-night ranking was done.
In her own thread, Sumu accidentally made a terribly bad mistake, making her image of a female demon almost impossible to shake.
“No, I can’t give up. I need to think of a way to do something.”
After lounging on the sofa for a while, Sumu straightened her back again, patted her cheeks, and became serious.
As long as I have breath, I will continue to struggle against the title of female demon endlessly!
“How about sending a moderator notice, announcing your current admin status in an official tone?”
Ye Wanjing’s voice came from the side, adjusting her black frame glasses, revealing a confident smile.
Although she wasn’t deeply involved in the internet, she felt this was a fairly reliable method.
At least it wouldn’t worsen the situation.
Sumu was astonished by Ye Wanjing’s suddenly reliable demeanor, and after thinking it over, she indeed found the method feasible.
“How rare to be reliable! Mi Ti, I’ll copy part of the hard drive file and send it to you later.”
At this, Ye Wanjing’s face lit up, wiping away all traces of maturity, and she appeared somewhat carefree again.
While Sumu had already plunged into the typing project, her fingers moved so fast they looked like phantoms, seeing several words appear on the screen each second.
With complete focus, Sumu only spent half an hour to finish a very concise announcement.
After repeatedly confirming and showing it to Ye Wanjing twice, Sumu decisively posted it on the forum’s announcement board, setting it as a sticky message.
In an instant, countless people began to check it, and the magic power gained filled her body, continuously surging.
Sumu hid her biggest trump card until the end, specifically presenting it in a separate line.
“For accounts that ignore warnings and spread malicious content without limits, I have the right to obtain their personal information and act according to the severity of the situation. I hope everyone cooperates to reduce the workload.”
I just about smashed the words “I can box you” out.
“Hehe, this should stop anyone from being reckless below, as I hold the internet’s biggest weapon.”
However, the subsequent comments left Sumu utterly stunned.
“Miss Irina’s reasoning, we will definitely not follow in the footsteps of that big Nai female demon!”
Likes: 359+1+1+1…
Make it clear: Who is the big Nai female demon? I’m going to stab you, stab you!
Feeling Sumu suddenly rolling on the sofa below, Tang Nai wore a mischievous smile and quietly switched her account back.
If nothing else, helping you round it back is still doable.
