**Chapter 82: Happy Child Lu Shan**
The name Gu Xiaonan, no matter how you think about it, can’t be unrelated to Gu Xiaobei, especially since they both have such similar bright yellow hair.
They probably came from the same hometown.
However, Sumu definitely wouldn’t be interested in athletics; even though her physical condition had improved, she wouldn’t want to do something that could easily attract attention.
Right now, she needed to hide her identity well; the last incident had already spread enough rumors, and it was likely that someone had begun to suspect she was a magical girl.
If she were really discovered, she would have to use the big memory disappearance technique.
That said, Sumu only recently found out that her attempts to suppress her comforting gestures were completely unnecessary.
Tang Nai had already modified all her social identities, so now even the service messages from 10086 addressed her as Ms. Sumu.
And the silly Sumu only realized this until now. Fortunately, Tang Nai hadn’t demanded any payment regarding this matter.
In reality, she didn’t have to.
But the most troubling issue for Sumu was her home life and her mother in her dreams.
With such a strange situation, there must be a witch behind it, but Sumu didn’t know who to consult about such issues.
Theoretically, Tang Nai should be an authority in this area, but Sumu’s question involved family matters, which was a bit complex.
How could you expect a boss with a clear mind to help you solve parental relationship problems?
The matter concerning her dream could only be temporarily set aside. Sumu listened to her teacher read through the PowerPoint slides hypnotically in class, bored to the point of pulling out her handheld game console.
Magical Girl Forum, activate!
Once the screen lit up, Sumu immediately saw a message from Mi Xian.
“What kind of person is that magical girl Moti Si? Edema has gone missing again like last time.”
Did she win?
Sumu couldn’t help but think of that dissonant dream, her heart racing.
This time, Edema might truly be educated into a real silly little girl.
Shen Meling, what a woman with hidden strength. The fanfiction she wrote back then indeed hit her sore spot.
A powerful magical girl with an unknown side easily dealt with the B-level Monster King that even Irina found troublesome.
She appeared soft and gentle, like a shy white flower, but who knew that her hesitation to bloom was actually to lure in her prey?
Who would have thought she was a man-eating flower?
Sumu didn’t have much of a concept of how strong B-level monsters were, but she knew Mi Ti’s power clearly.
When she saw Mi Ti stabilizing a building on TV, Sumu could only secretly marvel until later when Ye Wanjing couldn’t help but critique while playing games.
“Damn, the fire-controlling ability can’t even create a solid form. That fire wing was just for show; I was really holding it up with my hands, it was exhausting.”
As she spoke, she couldn’t help but shake her fist.
“If there weren’t other people in the building, I wouldn’t have helped; one flap of those fiery wings, and the whole building would turn to ash.”
That was merely a frustrated remark, as such destruction would result in significant losses, but Ye Wanjing didn’t seem to be boasting at all.
She could truly do it.
With doubts in her mind, Sumu also asked Luo Jialan, and the reply she got was—
“Destroying a building doesn’t actually take much effort; if I had a sufficiently large hammer, I could just smash it down to its foundation.”
Our little friend Luo Jialan clearly hasn’t studied physics at all; how could someone who weighs only 48 kg swing such a large hammer? But that clearly wasn’t the main point.
Based on their descriptions, it roughly estimated that a C-level monster could completely destroy a city.
And with B-level Luo Linglan, who had wreaked havoc on over a hundred C-level monsters in one night, it was frightening to think of what they were capable of.
No wonder they had to fight in dreams; if this were in reality, the aftermath would likely cause a natural disaster akin to a landslide.
But why was D-level so weak, like me?
Sumu softly squeezed her fist, feeling nothing particularly special.
Damn it, she thought, not wanting to be a useless fish.
Speaking of which, why did Mi Xian qualify as a C-level? She obviously couldn’t even string things together coherently.
As Sumu fumed about this, she suddenly recalled some unfinished business.
Oh yes, it was time to pass on the cross-dressing techniques to Mi Xian so she could share them with the monsters.
On the way to the seaside, after casually resolving an issue with the Gaping Jaw, Sumu had developed a similar idea and began drafting the document.
And just recently, this cult classic had finally been published, but Sumu quickly got sidetracked by Suya’s questions and pushed it out of her mind—only now did she remember.
That’s right, monsters can obtain dark magic without fighting to the death as well, though they need to sacrifice certain important things as a cost.
“Mi Xian, since you’ve helped me send so many messages, I’ll teach you the cross-dressing technique.”
——【Cross-Dressing Studies.txt】
“Senior, can I really open it?”
“If you don’t want it, I’ll retract it.”
“No, no, no, I’ll look at it right now. Thank you so much, meow!”
Seeing that satisfactory “meow” at the end, Sumu nodded.
Well done, Mi Xian. You’re already a qualified internet cat girl.
Meanwhile, lying in her dorm, Lu Shan looked around warily, confirming that no one was paying attention to her before her eyes lit up as she opened the file.
What greeted her was a line of bold text.
“To learn this skill, one must first abandon their floating wood.”
As a cross-dresser, just protecting her own household was enough of a challenge; how could she preserve her household register?
Even if she called everyone “Mom” in the game, it probably wouldn’t be enough for a single cross-dress.
But Lu Shan thought of her dear parents and couldn’t help but frown.
No, no, I can’t abandon something so important.
“Senior, I can’t do it.”
Seeing the message Lu Shan sent, Sumu fell into confusion.
“Can’t do what?”
“I can’t abandon my mom and dad; they really treat me well…”
Sumu’s heart ached.
She felt like she had hurt Shushu.
Who would have thought Mi Xian was such a sincere child? But she probably didn’t know that the Mi Xian Shan account online had lost countless floating woods.
“I ask you, when you’re sparring with others, has anyone ever said ‘I’m testing your code?’”
“Yeah, I cursed at him for that for a long time, and in the end, I was blocked.”
Tsk, what a happy person.
Shushu online just crawls in darkness all day; upon seeing this warm light, she must feel jealous enough to turn ugly.
“Then you’re not allowed to learn!”
“Sorry, senior, I was too cowardly…”
Sumu’s fingers clasping the handheld game console turned pale.
So don’t bring it up again!
“Alright, you come to Tian Ning Ning Hot Pot restaurant at three this afternoon, and I’ll explain it to you in person.”
“Really? That’s great, senior! Thank you so much!”
“Just to clarify, you’re treating.”
“Okay!”
Sumu grinned, revealing an evil smile.
With such a happy Mi Xian, I’m sure your living expenses are quite abundant.
