“That’s not changing the subject, I already answered that before. This is a helpless measure…”
“Then why didn’t you just send the medicine into my body? That’s so perverted.”
“Isn’t sending it directly into your body more perverted?” Jiang Huai tilted his head.
“But I didn’t even have the strength to resist then. You actually just chose to feed me the medicine. You have no respect for my beauty after I turned into Big Bai Li!”
“…Then just consider me satisfied my perverse craving by watching you take your medicine.” Jiang Huai decided to go all out, as he and Bai Li had been teasing each other for a while now.
Bai Li, who was in his arms, suddenly shot up. The next second, she pinned him down. Jiang Huai was shocked to realize he was no match for Bai Li in terms of strength. He struggled a few times, but Bai Li held him down tightly, leaving him unable to move. Bai Li looked all around. The cliff was empty. The next moment, her body twisted, and she transformed into Big Bai Li.
Big Bai Li was much taller than Little Bai Li. The qipao she was wearing was almost bursting at the seams. Fortunately, it had good elasticity, but now the hem of the qipao barely covered her snow-white buttocks. She placed her hands on Jiang Huai’s shoulders and sneered, “It seems it’s time for you to taste what it’s like to be force-fed medicine.”
“Calm down, hey!”
Bai Li reached out to pry open his lips. Jiang Huai tried his best to keep his mouth shut. Bai Li reached out and pinched his face, but she couldn’t pry his lips open. A hint of a pout appeared in her eyes. “No, you’re bullying me. You owe me.”
“That’s a false accusation! The situation was urgent at the time. I was forced into it.”
“I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care. You have to taste what it’s like to be force-fed medicine now.”
“What do you want?”
“Open your mouth.”
“No.”
The moment Jiang Huai opened his mouth to speak, Bai Li leaned down and pressed her delicate pink lips against his.
Jiang Huai’s heartbeat skipped a beat.
Damn it.
After transforming into a Dragon Lady, Bai Li’s appearance was as sacred as a goddess, and her demeanor became noble and elegant beyond words. Yet, at this moment, she kissed him unreasonably. Jiang Huai stammered, unable to speak. Perhaps he should push her away, but looking into her eyes, he seemed to lose all his strength.
Jiang Huai was forced to lie there, and he heard her mumble, “Now it’s your turn to feel how I felt. No resisting, no struggling. Let you feel…Are you still going to be stubborn?”
Jiang Huai couldn’t speak. He tried to struggle, but Bai Li pressed his shoulders firmly.
Bai Li smiled contentedly.
She sat up slightly, straddling Jiang Huai. She lowered her head and looked at the clothes that tightly bound her body. In an instant, she transformed back into Little Bai Li and let out a soft hum, “We’re even now.”
“Aren’t you worried at all that I’ll be angry?”
“A man always has a high tolerance for beautiful women, from A Mumu.”
“You believe such nonsense!”
“A man appears to be extremely upright on the surface, but he fantasizes every day about being pinned down and powerfully drained by a beautiful older woman, from A Mumu.”
“This is all nonsense!! I’m angry! I’m really angry!”
“Then do you want me to show you my chest?”
“What?”
“Isn’t it common sense to show your chest when you apologize?”
“This is truly nonsense!”
“I know,” Bai Li suddenly burst into cheerful laughter. “But the first two sentences weren’t?”
“They were too!!”
“But they were all from you,” Bai Li looked at him with a smile and gently pinched his face. “So, have you thought of how you can give up on your Master, Chu Xianning?”
“If I had, I wouldn’t be troubled.” Jiang Huai sighed deeply. A few seconds later, he suddenly realized, “Wait, you’re changing the subject! I’m really angry, hey!”
“Oh, so what if you’re angry? Are you going to spank me?”
“Will you let me?”
“Of course not. You can’t beat me now, and you want to spank me? That’s ridiculous.”
“…” Jiang Huai looked at her gloomily.
Finally, Bai Li got off him. Jiang Huai struggled to sit up and looked at the girl beside him. The two of them sat back by the edge of the cliff. Bai Li gently swung her snow-white calves and thought seriously, “Is your Master, Chu Xianning, that beautiful?”
“I don’t think it’s about whether she’s beautiful or not. Although she truly is beautiful, the main thing is that I’ve known her for over ten years. It feels like for over ten years, I’ve had nothing but impure thoughts about her. It’s almost become an obsession.”
“Then you’ve been filial since you were young.”
“… I guess so.”
“Then you really are a bastard.” Bai Li nodded thoughtfully. Jiang Huai had a bitter expression. “Then what should I do? How can anyone in this world dislike Chu Xianning? Every man would like Chu Xianning. Men who don’t like Chu Xianning are usually dull-eyed, extremely insecure, and their intelligence declines year by year, eventually turning them into fools. Not liking Chu Xianning will damage the body structure and cause various incurable diseases. A man not liking Chu Xianning means that person’s wisdom, character, and appearance are all inferior, and he can only eke out an existence in the gutter for the rest of his life.
“I, who like Chu Xianning, have clear eyes, am extremely confident, and my intelligence increases year by year, eventually becoming a genius. Liking Chu Xianning will reshape the body structure and create various medical miracles. Liking Chu Xianning means that my wisdom, character, and appearance are all superior, and I will definitely be able to accomplish anything openly in this life.
“So, if she falls in love with another man, will you give up?” Bai Li was used to Jiang Huai’s teasing. She turned her head and looked at Jiang Huai with a playful gaze.
“Then I’ll probably want to fight that man, either I die or he dies.” Jiang Xiaohu started to freak out.
“Oh, can’t you just bless them?”
“Don’t say that! Don’t, don’t, don’t! Chu Xianning can only be mine!”
“It seems you have strong possessiveness. But this will ultimately be your own problem. If you can’t stop disliking Chu Xianning, then try to make Chu Xianning dislike you. Maybe you’ll gradually give up and stop thinking about Chu Xianning.”
“But what if that process makes Master uncomfortable?”
Bai Li slapped him on the head. “Aren’t you pathetic!”
Jiang Huai lowered his head silently.
Alright, it seemed he had been a little dog for more than a day.
Jiang Huai sighed deeply. “Perhaps what you said makes sense.”
Bai Li tilted her head. “Actually, you don’t have to be so troubled. I remember there are many men in your Human Clan who have harems. Some men have dozens of favored concubines, and some women have dozens of male consorts. No one gossips, and everyone is fine, right?”
“But Chu Xianning is Eighth Realm.” Jiang Huai’s eyes twitched slightly. “I’m Qi Condensation level one.”
“Indeed, you’re too useless right now.”
“Thank you,” Jiang Huai was on the verge of tears.
“Then you should focus on improving your cultivation level first. However, it feels like it’s all for nothing. According to what you just said, even if you become a Tenth Realm Immortal Venerable, how could your Master accept sharing you with other women? She’s been proud her entire life.”
“Forget it, let’s not talk about this anymore. Let’s escape. Can I bury my head in your chest?”
“Of course not.” Bai Li crossed her arms and looked at him innocently. “Only I can tease you, you can’t tease me. If you tease me, you’re a bastard.”
“Then am I not a bastard when I tease you?”
“When I tease you, it’s a reward from an older sister to her younger brother. When you tease me, you’re a pervert, lowly!”
“…”
“But seeing how sad you are, I’ll let you bury your head for a bit?” Bai Li uncrossed her arms and straightened her waist. Her snow-white and tender breasts were tightly wrapped in the black qipao fabric. Although her body was slender, her breasts were perfectly full without any sign of being cumbersome.
Jiang Huai hesitated for two seconds. “No, I was just saying it. It’s too sinful.”
The next second, Bai Li bonked him on the head. Jiang Huai’s head spun. Then, he was pulled by the shoulder, and his face was buried in the girl’s chest. Bai Li looked at him impatiently. “Hesitating like this, you’ll be like this your whole life.”
“Sister, you smell so good.”
“It’s the pill you refined from the Purple Moon Orchid you found for me in the Secret Realm last time. After eating it, I started smelling fragrant.”
“Oh? It does smell good.” Jiang Huai sniffed closer. Bai Li looked down at him. “You look so perverted like this.”
“A little bit.” Jiang Huai looked up at the sky. Indeed, he felt much better.
“Remember to repay me.” Bai Li patted Jiang Huai’s shoulder. “I’ll wait for you to become a Ninth Realm Immortal Venerable, and then you’ll take me to the Snake Clan to beat up those elders.”
“Heh heh, Ninth Realm? When I become a Tenth Realm Immortal Venerable, I’ll take you to the Dragon Clan to punch the Dragon Emperor and kick the Dragon Princes. I’ll make them cry.”
“Alright, alright, Qi Condensation level one expert, I believe you.”
Bai Li’s lips curved slightly. Her gaze also turned towards the distant mountains. She said softly, “I think it’s best not to overthink things. Overthinking only leads to troubles. If you focus too much on what will happen in the future every day, you won’t be able to live well in the present.”
“Makes sense,” Jiang Huai nodded gently and looked at the girl beside him.
Her hair was gently blown by the wind. Little Bai Li’s cheeks were also cute and delicate, her skin was white and tender, and her body was fragrant and soft.
He was always pretending to be oblivious, but Bai Li was also very accommodating and indulged his pretense.
Jiang Huai suddenly remembered when he was hiding in his quilt in his past life watching Japanese anime. When he saw the indecisive, kind male protagonist hesitating over every girl, unable to make up his mind, he would silently despise him in his heart. But now, it seemed he had a choice, and he had become the person he hated most in the story.
Jiang Huai remembered that he had read many, many stories.
To be a harem king, one couldn’t just be a weak and indecisive protagonist.
One had to learn to be despicable.
But if one had to be despicable to the one they loved, how could that be called love? That would merely be satisfying one’s own greed.
“If you’re still thinking about those things, why not lie down and get a good sleep?” Bai Li reached out and gently offered her thigh, her eyes tender.
