77 The Useless Little Sister
“Fufu…”
Wen Wanwan turned her head, her voice trembling. Her already pink face turned even more crimson, as if she were drunk. She was flustered but didn’t know what to do, her body growing softer.
“I’ll go sunbathe. You… Pretend I don’t exist?” Wen Fufu blinked innocently and lay down on a lounge chair in the courtyard.
The black dress she wore was made of thin fabric. The material on her snow-white chest tightly contained her curves, appearing slightly sheer and hazy. The skirt hem below her slender waist covered her snow-white legs, and her white and tender calves were bathed in sunlight.
Jiang Huai looked at Wen Wanwan’s rosy cheeks. “Shouldn’t you get up now?”
Wen Wanwan obediently stood up and sat in the chair opposite Jiang Huai, lowering her head slightly and gazing at her skirt hem, ashamed to be seen.
Wen Fufu was happily sunbathing, humming a tune, her white and tender little feet swinging back and forth. Jiang Huai also glanced at Wen Fufu. He suddenly found the twin sisters very interesting. After all, Wen Wanwan and Wen Fufu looked almost identical, and he could only distinguish them by their eyes.
Wen Fufu seemed to notice Jiang Huai’s gaze. Her eyes were innocent and childlike. Her swinging white and tender legs lifted slightly, and her white and tender toes wiggled.
It was obvious she was doing it deliberately.
Jiang Huai:?
Don’t act so presumptuously just because your jade feet are pretty!
“How is your body feeling?” Jiang Huai asked softly.
“I’m much better after taking the pill refined by Senior Brother Jiang Huai. I have the strength to sunbathe during the day now. It just tickles and feels warm when they massage me with those medicinal liquids,” Wen Fufu blinked innocently.
“It just hurts a little when Sister massages me. Can Senior Brother Jiang Huai teach Sister how to massage it properly next time?”
“I hope it hurts.”
Jiang Huai’s head began to ache.
Wen Fufu looked at his resentful gaze and laughed merrily, her white and tender feet swinging non-stop.
Wen Wanwan looked up, her eyes also glancing resentfully at Wen Fufu. Wen Fufu immediately restrained herself. She stood up and went to Wen Wanwan’s side. “Shall I help Sister bathe?”
“I can do it myself. You go sunbathe,” Wen Wanwan reached out and tapped her head. Wen Fufu held her head and looked wronged as Wen Wanwan got up and walked towards the bathhouse, then sat in Wen Wanwan’s previous spot.
Jiang Huai subconsciously flinched backward.
The elder sister is a hidden succubus. What about the younger sister? The younger sister’s current impression to Jiang Huai is that she’s quite useless.
After Wen Wanwan’s figure completely disappeared from the courtyard, Wen Fufu lay on the table, lifting her face and looking expectantly at Jiang Huai. “So, can I call you Brother-in-law Jiang Huai now?”
“Not yet.”
“Aww… Sister is so weak.”
“What do you mean Sister is so weak?”
“She hasn’t managed to take down Senior Brother Jiang Huai after so many days.”
“Can’t it be because I’m a gentleman?”
“A Mumu said that every man thinks he is a gentleman before the primal urge strikes,” Wen Fufu tilted her head slightly, her eyes sly.
“You know A Mumu too?”
“Of course. I’ve read all of A Mumu’s books more than five times. Have you read them too, Senior Brother Jiang Huai? Which one is your favorite?”
“Warm Jade Exquisite Melody.”
“Ew, Warm Jade Exquisite Melody is much more pure love compared to his other two books. The protagonists are both passive, not spicy at all,” Wen Fufu’s cheeks puffed out slightly. Her white and tender feet under the table swayed casually, and as they swayed, they reached Jiang Huai’s leg.
Jiang Huai looked down at Wen Fufu’s white and tender feet.
Damn it!
Are both sisters treating me as an easy target?
“What are you doing?” Jiang Huai activated his gentleman mode, looking serious and proper.
“Sister said it’s very comfortable when Senior Brother Jiang Huai pinches her. Can I pinch too?” Wen Fufu’s eyelashes trembled slightly, and her white and tender feet closed together. It was clear that Jiang Huai’s gentleman mode didn’t work on her.
“Would your sister hit you if she knew you were so naughty?”
“She would.”
“Then why are you still being naughty?”
“I’m testing if Senior Brother Jiang Huai is truly devoted to Sister.”
“…Do you know I have a Dao Companion?”
“You’re already engaged.”
“We’re getting re-engaged at the end of the year.”
“That’s still at the end of the year. If you dig well, no corner is uncrackable. That’s from A Mumu.”
“Stop reading those unsavory idle books!!”
“Where? A Mumu’s books are super good!” Wen Fufu looked innocently at Jiang Huai in front of her. “So, Senior Brother Jiang Huai, can I pinch?”
“No.”
“So stingy.” Wen Fufu withdrew her white and tender feet again, lay on the table, and looked up at Jiang Huai. “Senior Brother Jiang Huai, do you like Sister?”
“Yes.”
“But Senior Brother Jiang Huai has a Dao Companion and is getting engaged at the end of the year. How can you want to eat what’s in your bowl while looking at what’s in the pot?”
“Then I don’t like her.”
“But if Senior Brother Jiang Huai doesn’t like Sister, why did you ask Sister out fishing that day, kiss Sister, and touch her waist… How can you look at what’s in the pot while eating what’s in the bowl?”
“You’ve said everything good and bad, what else can I say?” Jiang Huai was amused to the point of anger.
“No, Fufu just wants to know… how exactly Senior Brother Jiang Huai views Sister.” Wen Fufu dropped her feigned innocence, her gaze becoming much more serious. “Sister is so beautiful, yet she’s been alone all these years to take care of me. She finally met someone she likes, but Sister is clumsy and doesn’t know how to please you. So… as a younger sister, I’m very worried.”
“You’re worried now?”
“I am very worried. Sister is actually very timid. She always feels she’s not good at speaking and doesn’t know how to please people. She only knows she’s quite beautiful, so she only tries to please Senior Brother Jiang Huai with her body. But if Senior Brother Jiang Huai is a bastard, and he uses Sister and then abandons her… Sister will be very sad.”
“You’re already assuming I’m a bastard?”
“That’s why I was testing Senior Brother Jiang Huai just now! If Senior Brother Jiang Huai also wanted to touch my little feet, it would prove that Senior Brother Jiang Huai is a scumbag who takes both sisters. He doesn’t truly like Sister in his heart, he just covets her body. When he gets tired of her body, he’ll abandon her. Senior Brother Jiang Huai passed my test. He’s a gentleman.”
“…” Jiang Huai had no rebuttal.
“This test ended up implicating yourself too?” he said with great resentment.
“It’s just touching my little feet. It won’t cost me a piece of flesh. Besides, Sister tried so hard multiple times before, and Senior Brother Jiang Huai just kissed her. So I bet Senior Brother Jiang Huai won’t touch them.”
Jiang Huai breathed a sigh of relief, but Wen Fufu rested her chin on her fingertips, deep in thought. “But it’s not impossible he’s playing the long game.”
“…” Jiang Huai chose to remain silent.
“If Senior Brother Jiang Huai really becomes Sister’s Dao Companion in the future and wants me to sleep with him, Fufu can do it too.” Wen Fufu’s eyes switched back to their innocent and childlike demeanor. “Anyway, I’ll always stay by Sister’s side from now on. I’m not going anywhere.”
It seemed that locking oneself in a small room every day to read unsavory scripts indeed led to a somewhat abnormal view of things.
A Mumu deserves to die.
Wen Fufu cupped her face and looked at Jiang Huai, suddenly saying in a very small voice, “Sister has been practicing her sword in the courtyard with all her might these past few days. Senior Brother Jiang Huai, do you know why?”
“I know.”
“Since you know, I won’t say it.” Wen Fufu nodded lightly. “Sometimes I wish Sister didn’t like Senior Brother Jiang Huai.”
“Why?”
“Because Senior Brother Jiang Huai is too dazzling. The women by Senior Brother Jiang Huai’s side either have prominent backgrounds or outstanding cultivation and talent. Sister has neither. The only thing she might have is beauty, but Senior Brother Jiang Huai wouldn’t lack beautiful women around him, would he?”
“Then you should try your best to advise your Sister not to overthink things. You can use the angle that I’m currently powerless.”
“I advise her that every day. I tell her that Senior Brother Jiang Huai has no cultivation now and won’t be appealing to many beautiful women in the future, so Sister shouldn’t worry too much.”
“You’re very eloquent.”
“Senior Brother Jiang Huai, aren’t you angry? Let me compensate you by letting you touch my little feet.”
“No, no touching,” Jiang Huai shook his head like a rattle drum. “In a while, when your Sister establishes her core, I’ll accompany her to Daoji Ancestral Land.”
“Thank you for your trouble, Senior Brother Jiang Huai.”
“There’s no need to be so polite.” Jiang Huai picked up the cold brew tea from the table and took a sip. Wen Fufu lay on the chair opposite him, her delicate clavicle like a porcelain bowl filled with sunlight.
Jiang Huai also lay on the table, basking in the sun. He had drunk a bit too much last night and hadn’t slept well. He was slightly drowsy. Sometime later, Wen Wanwan returned. She was wearing a white ruqun and softly called to the drowsy Jiang Huai, “Senior Brother Jiang Huai, do you want to sleep on the bed?”
“Okay.” Jiang Huai stood up and groggily followed Wen Wanwan into the room. Wen Wanwan got into bed first, leaning against the side of the bed. She slightly lifted her skirt hem, revealing her soft and bouncy porcelain-white thigh. She gently poked it with her fingertip, looking at Jiang Huai’s eyes.
“N-no, it’s not appropriate, is it?”
“It’s fine.”
So, Jiang Huai groggily rested the back of his head on Wen Wanwan’s thigh. Wen Wanwan reached out and covered him with the quilt. Her white and tender hands gently massaged his head. Although her technique was a bit clumsy, her movements were gentle, and it felt quite comfortable.
Jiang Huai soon fell into a drowsy sleep. Wen Wanwan, bored, picked up a script from the side and began to read.
…
When Jiang Huai groggily opened his eyes, the sky outside was already a bit cooler. In his sight was a delicate, snow-white face, sleeping soundly. A pillow lay between them.
“Wanwan?” Jiang Huai called out subconsciously. The girl opposite him slowly opened her eyes and then blinked innocently. “I’m Fufu.”
Jiang Huai then realized the soft and bouncy sensation on the back of his head – it was Wen Wanwan’s thigh. He sat up abruptly, pulling the quilt with him. Wen Fufu, inside the quilt, had a slightly disheveled skirt hem and her chest revealed some soft flesh. Jiang Huai quickly covered her with the quilt and then heard her softly say, “I sleep for a long time every day. Usually, Sister and I sleep together. You were sleeping so soundly earlier, so I didn’t wake you.”
Jiang Huai glanced at the pillow that had been between them and understood. He said softly, “You sleep. I’ve had enough sleep.”
“Okay.” Wen Fufu wrapped herself tighter in the quilt and closed her eyes.