Chapter 5 Morning Routine
(Wuwu… Why am I so unlucky?)
Waking up early in the morning, Lonis felt a tingling sensation in her chest, and the feeling of being tightly held by Elusia still lingered.
Although the feeling wasn’t uncomfortable, Lonis was still worried that her breasts would gradually grow larger from being constantly squeezed, reaching size E or even H.
If she turned into a milk cow, that would be terrible.
However, in reality, after living like this for a while, Lonis felt that the size of her breasts seemed to have increased slightly… but out of pride, Lonis had never measured them.
“Ding dong, Young Lady Elusia, Second Miss Lonis. Are you awake?”
Just then, Isumi’s voice came from outside the door.
“So sleepy… Never mind, time to get up.”
Elusia yawned and sat up from the bed… Although seeing the girl get up should have been a beautiful sight, the black-haired girl at this moment had returned to her loli form.
Her messy black hair drooped to her shoulders, and her small chest had only a slight protrusion, making it seem like she didn’t need to wear any underwear.
“Lonis?”
“Huh?”
“What rude thing were you just thinking?”
“No, it wasn’t.”
Seeing the loli’s pouting lips, Lonis shook her head flusteredly.
Actually…
Although the difference wasn’t very obvious, there was still a certain personality difference between Elusia’s young lady and loli forms.
As a young lady, she appeared aloof and full of self-esteem, absolutely unwilling to do anything presumptuous.
But as a loli? Generally, she was more bossy and lazy, and not so strict about her loli body. Even when changing clothes, she didn’t hide from Lonis.
“Hmph, still talking tough… Never mind, I’ll forgive you this morning because your touch felt good.”
“What do you mean by ‘good touch’!”
“Hehe~ You know it yourself, little milk cow. Hurry up and serve me so I can get dressed.”
“Wuwu!”
…
If Elusia weren’t her wife, Lonis wouldn’t be “insulted” by her and serve her clothes so respectfully.
Before long, a black-haired gothic loli was all dressed up.
“Huh, Elusia is using her loli form today?”
“It’s all the same sooner or later. Activating combat form every day is so tiring.”
“Oh…”
“In short, I’ve already asked Isumi to explain the situation to everyone. So, there shouldn’t be any commotion, right?”
…
In the drawing-room, Isumi stood there respectfully holding a dining tray.
Today, the successor of Orange Abyss was wearing a suit, as if she had stepped into a role: “Young lady, Second Miss, breakfast is ready.”
“Mhm, good. Thank you for your hard work, Isumi~”
Elusia smiled faintly, raising her eyebrows in a rather “domineering” manner… her self-satisfied attitude truly resembled that of a pampered young lady.
“It’s just that this one beside me is not some Second Miss, but just an idiot maid.”
“I’m not an idiot maid. I’m Blue…”
Lonis was about to say “man,” but her words stopped on her lips. She suppressed them forcefully because her intuition told her that if she truly revealed her identity as a boy, her future fate might be even more tragic than it was now.
“Hehehe~~ You’re quite clever, Isumi. Originally, an idiot maid wouldn’t be qualified to eat with me, but this morning, I’ll make an exception and let her enjoy breakfast with me.”
“Understood.”
The white long table was filled with many exquisite dishes.
Not only were there the familiar fried dough sticks and steamed buns that Lonis knew, but also Western desserts like cookies, bread, and pineapple tarts.
As for Su Ling Zhou, the “true young lady,” she was already eating.
“Wuwu, wuwu… The steamed buns are so delicious, the egg rolls are also delicious, I’m truly so happy!”
Eating the delicious breakfast, Su Ling was almost in tears… However, when she saw Lonis and Elusia enter the dining room, she showed a look of panic.
“Wuwu… I’m sorry!!”
The pink-haired girl stood up, but her mouth was still full, making her look like a clumsy little hamster.
“Huh, Su Ling, why apologize…”
“Lonis-chan, as a maid, I should be the last to eat, right? Eating in advance like this is a bit too impolite.”
“Ah…”
“It’s okay. Anyway, this is like a buffet, you can eat whenever you want.”
Elusia certainly wouldn’t blame Su Ling. In fact, this black-hearted girl was very lenient with “other maids.” She only teased Lonis by hitting (referring to activating switches) and scolding (referring to verbal mockery) her every day.
“Su Ling, you continue eating. But Lonis is not allowed to eat first; she must eat after I do.”
“Wuwu…”
…
…
Actually, although Lonis and Elusia had been studying at C. Academy for some time, neither of them had eaten a proper breakfast.
One reason was that Elusia, the black-hearted girl, only occasionally cooked when she was in a good mood. She was very sleepy in the morning and couldn’t possibly cook.
Another reason was that Lonis couldn’t cook breakfast, and there were no breakfast shops around where the Magic Ship was docked, so every morning they solved it by heating frozen food.
…
So, for this breakfast, both Lonis and Elusia ate very happily.
“Idiot Lonis, you should learn from others’ skills. If you could do even 10% of this, I’d be satisfied.”
“It’s at least 10%, right?”
“Hmph, you almost set the Fire Crystal stove on fire. What else can you do? Senior Isumi, for the next few days, I’ll leave Lonis to your care for guidance.”
“Huh?”
“I humbly obey the Young Lady’s command. What should I handle? Should I make grilled Lonis?”
Isumi bowed slightly and asked with a serious attitude.
“Grilled Lonis is too much!”
“Hmph! Although grilled Lonis wouldn’t be bad, this idiot maid is too afraid of pain. I don’t want to hear her screaming continuously. Today, I’ll temporarily teach her the cooking methods for breakfast… At least she should learn to cook noodles and boil eggs.”
“Please leave it to me.”
Isumi smiled slightly at Lonis, happily accepting the task.
This made Lonis feel a bit more at ease… After all, learning from Senior Isumi would be much better than learning from Elusia, that black-hearted sadist.
Even if she made a mistake, she probably wouldn’t be scolded by Isumi.
…
But let’s not forget, Elusia could sense Lonis’s mood.
When she realized that the silver-haired maid’s mood had changed from tense to relaxed, Elusia’s heart
couldn’t help but feel a hint of jealousy, and she suddenly called out to Senior Isumi, saying:
“Wait a moment, Senior.”
“Young Lady, what are your orders?”
“This Lonis is too stupid. If she isn’t given some punishment, she won’t take it seriously. So, take this remote control over to her.”
“Er?!”
“If she’s disobedient or burns the breakfast, press the switch hard!”