Chapter 40: One Idiot, Two Idiots, Three Idiots.
After saying goodbye to Cécile, Elus did not return directly to her office.
Because at this time, she still had a very important thing to do.
Help Lonis return to normal!
After all, although the silly little fox was also cute, it was inconvenient for Elus to replenish her magic power this way.
Moreover, Lonis’s sense of shame was greatly reduced after transforming into an animal. Therefore, Elus could only maintain her loli form these days to barely maintain the balance of her magic power.
What’s more…
It’s better for an idiot maid to wake up
and be a little cuter. At worst, she could hypnotize this idiot maid later when she wanted to see the little fox.
This was what Elus planned, so she assigned a task to Senior Isumi… to analyze the cultivation method of the Sun Loli Goddess and see if there was a way to break the hypnosis.
…
“Senior Isumi, how is the analysis going?”
Before pushing open the door to the underground prison, Elus was full of anticipation. But after pushing open the door, the little loli was completely dumbfounded.
Because…
“Woof woof, woof woof!”
Senior Isumi was actually crawling on the ground, walking like a puppy!
“Huh?”
“Woof woof, woo… woof.”
Even more bizarrely, even in the posture of a puppy, Senior Isumi still had that calm and composed expression, as if she didn’t realize her current situation at all.
“Senior Isumi… what happened, stop pretending to be a dog.”
Although the little loli ran forward, trying to hug the orange-haired beautiful girl. Isumi still remained on the ground, barking like a puppy.
“Woof… woof.”
“Senior, are you okay?”
“Woof.”
Elus was stunned, because she found that Senior Isumi was actually trying to communicate with her using dog language!
(There are intonations and pauses, clearly expressing something… but how could I understand dog language?)
(Could it be that Sister also went crazy. And the target of the madness is a dog with intelligence?)
Thinking of this, Elus’s head was pounding.
However, in order to salvage the situation, she still tried to communicate with Senior Isumi:
“Sister, can you hear me?”
“Woof.”
“How do you feel about your body now, is there anything uncomfortable?”
“Woof. (Denying tone)”
“Are you encountering trouble now, do you need my help?”
“Woof. (Affirmative tone)”
“Well then, how can I help you?”
“Woof. (Raising a paw and pointing in a direction.)”
…
(As expected, Senior understood me… It seems that although we have both been hypnotized into animals, an idiot has turned into an idiot fox, and the intelligent Senior has turned into a German Shepherd.) Elus looked in that direction along with Senior’s palm.
But what she saw there made the black-hearted little loli stunned again.
Because it was exactly…
“Sun Loli Goddess Cultivation Method – iPad Edition”
If she could, Elus absolutely did not want to approach such a thing.
Never mind Lonis, even Senior had gone crazy, how terrifying was the power of this thing?
If it wasn’t compiled by the Sun Loli Goddess, Elus would have thought it was a world-destroying demonic scripture written by the Trickster Demon.
One look, one idiot.
A pair look, a pair of idiots.
Could it be that she also saw some content she shouldn’t have seen, and went crazy?
“Uh…”
Realizing this, the little loli’s body trembled.
She was not afraid of terrifying monsters, nor was she afraid of bloody desperate situations. She was only afraid of becoming a silly little pet like Lonis!
Crawling on the floor with all fours,
Not only did she let out a “woo woo” sound, but she also stuck out her tongue to lick human ankles…
How embarrassing would that be!
(Damn it, me, Elus… could it be that I’m going to be ruined like this.)
But retreating was impossible.
Because no matter what she encountered, Elus had always faced it head-on. Moreover, now that Lonis and Senior were both affected, she had to save everyone.
(Hmm, calm down. Elus, you are a little loli now, it’s okay… Because this is the Sun Loli Goddess’s cultivation method, it should be normal for a little loli, right?)
Elus took a deep breath and touched the screen with her finger.
“Welcome, continue to the Sun Loli Goddess cultivation course. Here is the second stage~~~”
“Uh!”
The light and sound that suddenly flashed on the screen startled Elus!
Although the little loli was black-hearted, she hadn’t actually used much ancient electronic equipment… Like a kitten approaching a pool, she cautiously pressed the confirm button.
“Ding dong, welcome to the second stage. In the last stage, we enjoyed the instincts of being an animal freely. But, instincts alone are not enough?”
“Instincts…”
“Besides instincts, we must also remember the joy of being a small animal~~ You can run freely, and live without regard for others’ opinions. I ask, when did we, after leaving childhood, ever experience such unreserved joy from the bottom of our hearts?”
“Ah…”
“And childhood is actually the most active period for humans. The brain develops rapidly, and the ability to accept knowledge is also at the fastest learning stage. Therefore, the second stage of the cultivation method is to return to simplicity.”
“Return to simplicity…”
“Now, please follow me in deep breathing, try to calm your body. Inhale, exhale…”
“Inhale, exhale… Wait, I’m not here to learn cultivation!”
The black-hearted loli was still smart, and before she was “hooked”, Elus quickly pressed the pause button on the screen!
Otherwise, whatever happened would be beyond Elus’s control.
Turning into a small animal?
Even that would be good.
She was afraid that she would turn into a simple and naive little loli, that would be the real disaster.
(Close call, close call… As expected of the Sun Loli Goddess. Indeed, not everyone can resist.)
Elus took a deep breath, then quickly drank a glass of water, and ran back and forth a few times. That special feeling finally calmed down.
But even so, Elus felt that she seemed to be a bit infected.
Her mind was a little dizzy, and she seemed to want to act spoiled towards others.
Just like Candelle just now, hugging Lonis’s big tail and asking for candy…
(No, no! I am the Princess of the Snow Kingdom, a lonely soul carrying hatred and resentment for a hundred years. How could I do such a thing?)
(But… it actually seems very interesting.)
(Because I can act cute, because I can get everyone’s love without reservation?)
“No, no!!! I am Elus, I am… wuwu…”
Elus struggled and knelt on the ground.
Then, she discovered something she had overlooked.
Wasn’t she originally a little loli?
A little loli’s body, a little loli’s clothes, a little loli’s long hair, a little loli’s hobbies.
Everything was the same as a little loli!
So…
Turning into a little loli is also a very normal thing?
Yes,
It’s not that I’ve been infected by the cultivation method? It’s that I deliberately decided to disguise myself as a little loli~~
Hehehe~~
Let’s go play with the idiot little fox~
