Chapter 55 The Origin of the Woo Woo Monster
With a peculiar tingling sensation, Lonis slowly woke up.
(Did I get so dizzy I passed out?)
Because she often played pranks on Elus, Lonis would often be “played dizzy” at night and wake up the next day.
So, Lonis wasn’t surprised by this hazy state. What surprised her was…
(Huh? The ceiling, why does it feel so high? Where am I… Ugh?)
…
Lonis froze. Suddenly, she found herself in a “cage”.
The cage was made of plastic and was perfectly sealed, preventing her from climbing out.
What’s going on?
Lonis cried out for help, wanting to say something.
But…
…
“Woo woo, woo woo woo?!”
Even though Lonis desperately wanted to make a sound, in the end, she could only utter cute, unintelligible sounds… It felt as if a gag ball was stuck to her tongue.
(Elus, is she bullying me again? She won’t even let me speak?)
Fear made Lonis’s forehead break out in a cold sweat, but she soon realized the situation wasn’t that simple.
Not only was her ability to speak restricted, but it seemed like her physical functions had also regressed.
In order to defeat Castor from the Moon’s Dark Side, Lonis had undergone physical enhancement in the dream sea of a robot… Although the results were still far from superhuman, at least she had become agile and nimble.
But now?
Not only were her arms and legs weak and powerless, making it difficult to clench her fists, but she could even feel the weight of her clothes just trying to stand up.
(What… what’s happening to me?)
Lonis’s head was fuzzy, and at that moment…
Beside her, Elus’s voice could be heard: “Hmph, Lonis, you’re awake? As expected of a little idiot, even this silly look of yours is foolish.”
“Waaah?”
Lonis blinked her eyes and realized that Elus was sitting by the bedside, staring at her with a mischievous smile.
But…
Should I call it an illusion? Why did she always feel that Elus in front of her seemed a bit bigger, and that she had to look up to her?
Lonis blinked her eyes, trying to make herself recover normally, but at that moment…
…
“Alright, don’t move around. Next, I’m going to take you to eat.”
“Woo woo?”
…
With a *click*, the plastic cage that “imprisoned” Lonis was opened by Elus.
And at that moment, Lonis realized…
It wasn’t Elus who had grown bigger, but she herself had become smaller!
The place she was in wasn’t a cage at all, but a tiny children’s bed. For some reason, her body had also shrunk to a very small size, to the point that Elus picked her up like a kitten.
“Woo woo, woo woo ah!”
Lonis struggled desperately, wanting to ask what had happened. But in the end, all she could say were whimpering sounds.
If it were the usual Lonis protesting like this, she would have been playfully tossed around by Elus long ago. However, today, Elus seemed very patient, and only said with a sly smile, “Heh heh, alright, don’t worry… I know the little idiot is scared and nervous. But things are complicated, and I need to explain them slowly.”
“Waaah?”
“Let’s go eat first. While the little idiot is eating, I’ll explain.”
…
…
Just like that, Elus carried Lonis all the way to the dining room.
Although Lonis was indeed a bit hungry and really wanted to eat something, when she got to the dining table, she was surprised to discover…
Wh·y· is· i·t· a· c·h·i·l·d·’·s· c·h·a·i·r·!
Like a large baby stroller, Elus directly placed Lonis into it, then took out a few restraints made of soft leather and securely locked Lonis onto this “vehicle leading to kindergarten.”
No matter how much Lonis struggled, it was useless. The pitiful “Loli Hero” could only widen her big, watery eyes and look at the food placed on the dining table.
…
Meow Meow Crackers.
Milk (with nipple)
Slime Brand Little Steamed Buns
…
No matter which item it was, it seemed like something for a baby whose teeth had not fully developed. Because of this, Lonis completely began to resist.
“Woo woo, woo woo woo!”
However, no matter how much Lonis whimpered, she could only make a cute sound. Instead of struggling, it sounded like she was enjoying herself.
“Ah, I didn’t expect idiot Lonis to be so happy? Then, let me feed you some milk.”
“Woo woo! (No!)”
“It’s in~”
“Woo woo, woo woo woo!”
…
With a *plop*, the nipple was pushed into her mouth.
Although the milk flowing from the bottle was fragrant and had the taste of sweet dew, being forced to drink it made Lonis feel as if she was being recharged, which was extremely strange!
Gulp, gulp~
Smack, smack~
Because she was drinking a bit too eagerly, some milk flowed down the corners of her mouth and dripped onto her body.
And Elus?
She sighed and picked up a napkin to wipe her up: “The little idiot, really, you’re so careless when eating.”
“Woo woo?”
“I’ll wipe it for you now, but don’t be so hasty later.”
…
While the situation was extremely strange, Elus, who was close to her, acted with such gentleness and care.
That sense of care, where she was both near and far, gave Lonis an indescribable sense of being cherished.
How to describe it?
It was as if she had truly become a little loli, and Elus had truly become her older sister.
…
“Woo…”
“Mm, the little idiot must be very curious why she’s become a loli, right? It’s very simple, this is also part of the treatment.”
“!”
“The illness you have actually stems from the causality of time, it’s also a possibility where the little idiot has been ‘rejected’ by the world. But as long as Lonis learns to act and speak like a little loli, the tumor in your body will not worsen and will gradually resolve itself.”
“Woo woo? (Become a little loli?)”
“That’s right, just maintain a pure attitude as much as possible, don’t think about strange things in your heart, just enjoy the happiness of being with everyone and growing for future happiness.”
“Meow?”
Lonis blinked her eyes. Although Elus’s words seemed like teasing, she could still feel…
Elus’s sincerity.
She truly wished for her recovery and truly hoped that she could recuperate properly as a little loli during this period.
Then…
“Woo woo… (What should I do next?)”
“Mm, after Lonis finishes eating, we’ll go meet everyone.”
“Woo woo! (Everyone!)”
“Yes, everyone has already taken the Time Shuttle over! As for Silent Leaf and Eight-tailed Fox, there are also many things to deal with.”
Elus pinched Lonis’s small nose and said with a sly smile.
