Chapter 57 Miss Hoffa
First, what’s the first interesting thing?
It’s that although Elusius seems busy with the Eight-Tailed Fox, that girl can’t help but keep glancing at herself from the corner of her eye.
Although Elusius’s actions were very secretive, almost imperceptible, Lonis’s observations could still detect those subtle movements.
(Hehe, as expected, Elusius still likes me… Such a tsundere, so cute!)
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Although Lonis was happy to find that his wife liked him very much.
However, Lonis didn’t dare to think too “obviously.”
Because although he no longer had those strange props on him, he had become a little loli, and Elusius could bully him in any way she pleased.
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Secondly, there are those “Employee Rules” posted everywhere.
Do you remember the regulations discovered at the Research Center? The people of the Apocalypse Independent Kingdom were divided into four levels.
And although these rules were very strict for D-class Personnel, prohibiting them from doing many things, there were also many signs meant to protect those D-class Personnel.
For example…
“When thirsty, it is strictly forbidden to drink water-type Magic Gemstones, because not only will it not quench your thirst, but it will also carry the risk of dehydration.”
“Do not talk to the insane; trying to communicate will only waste time. If you anger them, you will be killed!”
“If you suffer heatstroke during work, please report to the waiting area immediately. If you die without resting, you will be resurrected by the System and subjected to a fate worse than death.”
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It can be seen that although the technology of the Apocalypse Independent Kingdom was built on the sacrifices of many people. However, meaningless sacrifices were strictly prohibited here.
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Finally, there were the weapons brought out by the Eight-Tailed Fox.
Objectively speaking?
The concepts of these weapons were very similar to the Hong Yuan Weapon that Lonis possessed.
Not only did they possess various strange abilities, but they could all be stored in a small box… However, compared to the Hong Yuan Weapon, these weapons had very poor practical combat effectiveness and applicability, so they were not mass-produced and put into actual combat in the end.
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“What, Eight-Tailed Fox, you said… the function of this weapon is to create a Teleportation Gate in front of us?”
“Yes, this weapon has two modes, which can respectively create a blue gate and a yellow gate, allowing soldiers to shuttle freely between them… Although the original intention of this weapon was to achieve flexible combat, it was directly abandoned because it consumed too much energy, unlike teleportation magic.”
“Hmm… It’s too extravagant to need a Magic Gemstone for just one shot.”
“So this weapon was later used to punish criminals.”
“Punish criminals, how?”
“Well, you place the yellow gate horizontally on the ground, and then place the blue gate horizontally above the yellow gate… This way, as long as the criminal is thrown into the yellow gate, they will instantly fall out of the blue gate and re-enter the yellow gate.”
The Eight-Tailed Fox gestured, and the scene was like focusing two mirrors with a flashlight—the light would converge within and repeat infinitely.
“…”
“This way, the criminal will be in a state of continuous falling between the blue gate and the yellow gate. I remember this was one of the ten major tortures in the Independent Kingdom at that time?”
“When it comes to torturing people, I can’t compare to you.”
“Oh well, but with a little modification, it can become a unique entertainment facility. I’m planning to promote these things in the future so that everyone can play together~~”
“What about the weapons for combat? There should be some weapons with actual combat value, right?”
“Of course, but that’s not my specialty. I’ll have to ask the specialist… Silent Leaf, is the guide ready?”
“It’s ready.”
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All the way, Silent Leaf accompanied the girls. She didn’t speak and didn’t show any expression.
Only then did she sigh and say, “Lord Hoffa, please come in and explain.”
“Mm… Corpf…”
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Suddenly, a door next to them was pushed open.
Although everyone looked towards the source of the sound, the person who walked out was a blue-haired girl with a large bust, beautiful appearance, and extremely fair skin.
Her posture was graceful, and a cyan dress perfectly outlined her elegant body curve. Her eyes were calm and focused, but a faint blush appeared on her cheeks.
(This… this guy, could it be…)
Lonis’s heart skipped a beat. Facing everyone’s gaze, the man nodded and said, “Yes, that’s right… I, I am Hoffa. I apologize for appearing like this.”
“Huh?”
“It’s actually… Hoffa?”
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When they first went to the Apocalypse Independent Kingdom, the girls had met Hoffa twice. At that time, he was the descendant leader who stayed in the Apocalypse Independent Kingdom and had fought with the girls.
However, at that time, because the girls were cultivating the Sun Loli Goddess’s divine technique, Elusius displayed unprecedented power—so Hoffa, filled with fear, prepared to negotiate. But at that time, he was ambushed by Mortar and disappeared into the wilderness.
This action, of course, also intensified Silent Leaf’s strength. She passed the trial of the torture device with a determination to die, thus confronting Elusius and engaging in a fierce battle.
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Recalling the past now, it was somewhat emotional.
However, neither Lonis nor Elusius harbored any hatred… because human battles, no matter how fierce, were internal family matters. And now, they had to confront alien civilizations, so all humans should unite unconditionally.
As for the Eight-Tailed Fox, she said matter-of-factly:
“Commander Elusius, do you see? This is a very practical combat weapon!”
“Huh, you mean… what?”
“It’s Hoffa? This body is my masterpiece that combines beauty and power. Not only is its physical strength strong, but I’ve also added the power of ice lava to every drop of her blood, so as long as she gets injured, Miss Hoffa’s combat power will increase, and she’ll become stronger as she fights?”
Being introduced by the Eight-Tailed Fox like this, Hoffa’s cheeks turned slightly red.
However, she still nodded and added to the Eight-Tailed Fox’s words:
“Miss Eight-Tailed Fox is right. Although my current body looks beautiful, it’s all to confuse enemies. In fact, my body only feels one-tenth of the pain of an ordinary person, and even if my arm is cut off, it won’t affect subsequent combat. Instead, it can move on its own to control the opponent.”
“Oh…?”
“Moreover, my body has actually been destroyed. This body is less of a new body and more of a combat weapon that Miss Eight-Tailed Fox and I discussed together for me to complete my final mission.”
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Hearing Hoffa say this, Lonis felt a little embarrassed.
As a boy, why was there such a big gap between him and Hoffa?
Their resolve was completely different!
If only he hadn’t set his sensitivity so high back then, he wouldn’t have been so embarrassed, crying out in alarm at the slightest bullying. It was truly humiliating.
But…
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“Mm, I understand. Hoffa, Eight-Tailed Fox, I am somewhat satisfied with the answer you have provided, but there is one thing you have overlooked.”
“What is it?”
“That is… reproductive ability must also be preserved! Do not forget to give birth to the next generation.”
“Uh?!”
“Continuation is the true meaning of life, so don’t forget to design organs like the uterus! Miss Hoffa’s genes are actually quite excellent and worth passing down.”
Elusius wagged her finger and said so.
