Chapter 31: Burnt!
After replenishing adequate food, water, and medical supplies, the Time Shuttle flew straight towards Jupiter.
There was no air in space, so the flying ship encountered almost no resistance. With its exaggerated speed, it was estimated that it would only take a little over a day to reach Saturn.
This day was also considered a rest day.
So, Lonis, for the first time in a long time, came to the kitchen to prepare something for everyone.
Because… the power of the Fiery Abyss could not only be used for revenge but also for grilling meat? Back then, when Elus was a Tsundere, the two of them reached a temporary reconciliation by grilling meat over the Fiery Abyss.
…
“La la la, grilled steak~~”
Therefore, Lonis, wearing a maid outfit, cooked happily, as if she couldn’t wait to see her companions’ happy expressions when they ate the grilled meat.
However…
“(╯▽╰) It smells so good~~”
“Yes, it smells very good…”
…
Lonis was frying steak, but two little heads suddenly popped out from beside the counter!
One of them was, of course, Su Ling… This pink-haired girl had always liked to pester Lonis to play. Usually, everyone had a lot of work to do, and only Su Ling was usually idle and could play with Lonis.
But now, there was one more person who could play with Su Ling…
It was Komoe, Su Ling’s senior from a thousand years ago!
As a pink-haired girl, Komoe’s appearance and personality were somewhat similar to Su Ling… but their personalities were not entirely the same.
Like now, Komoe raised her hand and said sincerely:
“Sister Lonis, may I ask you for something?”
“Something…”
“Yes, after the barbecue is done, can you sprinkle some powdered sugar on it?”
“Add… add sugar??”
“A little honey would be fine too, as long as it’s sweet~~~”
Komoe was already drooling, but then… something suddenly hit her on the back.
“Ugh!”
“Idiot Komoe, what are you doing?”
…
Lonis looked behind Komoe and found a blue-haired little loli appearing there stealthily—although Xiao Ling was usually expressionless, a hint of anger showed in her eyes at this moment.
Discovering Xiao Ling, Komoe was not afraid, and simply replied confidently:
“Ah, Xiao Ling is here… Why should I report what I’m doing to Xiao Ling?”
“Hmph, pretending to be indifferent, Komoe, I think you want to sneak into the kitchen and sprinkle all the food with sugar?”
“What? Xiao Ling, how… how did you know?”
“How could I not know what Idiot Xiao Ling is thinking… No adding sugar, adding chili is delicious.”
“What chili, adding sugar is delicious! Xiao Ling, don’t stop my grand plan.”
“Hehe, it seems you’re refusing a toast only to be forced to drink a forfeit.”
“Bring it on, who’s afraid of who!”
…
Although Komoe and Xiao Ling seemed to get along well usually… these two still fought fiercely when they did.
Pat pat, Aba Aba.
Komoe’s fingers tugged at Xiao Ling’s skirt, trying to unzip it, while Xiao Ling’s fingers reached for Komoe’s chest, trying to take off her top.
As a result, although the two big lolis were not fully developed, they were soon in tatters after a short period of fighting, like two kittens mating.
So…
…
“Wow, Senior Komoe, Senior Xiao Ling, please don’t fight.”
Su Ling wanted to play peacemaker and stop the seniors’ fight—because if the two of them fight too fiercely and hurt the other party, it would be over.
After all, if they didn’t have children, Su Ling wouldn’t have been born.
However…
…
“Su Ling, you be the judge too! It’s more reasonable to eat sugar.”
“Ah?”
“After all, not everyone can eat chili. Some people are naturally afraid of spicy food! So Xiao Ling adding chili is too selfish.”
“Hmph, I’m not selfish at all. Grilling with chili is the norm, and eating it with syrup is heresy and despised by the world.”
“Wuwu, stop fighting… Little Luo, help me.”
…
Seeing that she couldn’t resolve the situation, Su Ling cast a pleading look at Lonis.
Now, Lonis could only frown and pretend to be angry, saying, “Stop fighting, stop it!”
…
Lonis separated Komoe and Xiao Ling, one in each hand.
Trickster Demon Siria and Loli God Alice often disagreed and argued in the past… but they didn’t act like Komoe and Xiao Ling, who would resort to violence at the slightest disagreement.
Therefore, Lonis felt the need to educate them:
“Really, why are you so unfriendly? We can have both sugar and chili, can’t we?”
“How can you eat chili, chili is so spicy.”
“Grilling meat with sugar is simply disgusting.”
“So, why not grill them separately, with sugar and chili respectively? That way, you can eat whatever you want!”
…
Lonis’s words stunned the two little lolis… They looked at each other, seemingly having not considered this possibility.
But soon, Xiao Ling raised her head and said, “Although this is possible, Komoe’s malicious intention of wanting to coat all the grilled meat with honey must be stopped.”
“What malicious intention, I’m just making a suggestion. It’s Xiao Ling who’s bad, wanting to attack me without a word.”
“If I didn’t attack, you would still have added sugar.”
“Alright, then let’s fight, who’s afraid of who.”
…
Komoe and Xiao Ling glanced at each other, as if they were about to fight again.
This also gave Lonis a headache—she suddenly felt that Su Ling’s birth was a miracle. How did they get together when they disliked each other so much!
However, at this moment…
Su Ling seemed to have discovered something and jumped up in alarm:
“Wow, Little Luo, it’s over.”
“Over? No, I’m still holding Komoe and Xiao Ling, I haven’t let them fight yet?”
“It’s about the grill, the grill over there…”
“What!”
…
Smelling a hint of something bad, Lonis turned to look at the grill.
But it was too late.
Because her attention was entirely on Komoe and Xiao Ling, she had relaxed her control over the Fiery Abyss’s flames.
And now, not only had the raging flames burnt the meat, but they were also intensifying, with the tendency to set the entire kitchen ablaze…
So…
“Quick, put out the fire!”
“Wuwu, the water is here! Huh… did my hand slip?”
“Sister Lonis’s fox ears are completely wet!”
“Oil is splashing out, and this side is about to be ignited…”
“Help!!!!”
“Komoe, that’s not a rag, that’s Little Luo’s big tail!”
And so, the kitchen was completely in chaos.
