Eating Melons and Rising to Power, I Became the Tyrant’s Only Belief – Chapter 144

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第144章 有点子玄学在身上
【先皇封太子这事儿是有点子玄学在身上的。为了试探天意,先皇特意弄了个类似拟太子的玩意儿出来,打算谁没事谁就当下一任太子,结果……有让毒蜂蜇肿的,有让恶狗撵得撞墙上的,有被天降牌匾砸中的,有……】

【哎嘛,瞧瞧这都什么倒霉法,要给坑儿子排名,先皇肯定能混上个名次。就连暴君都曾因为被封为拟太子而马车侧翻掉进过臭水沟。】

【虽然是所有王爷里面伤得最轻的,但却是最味儿的,从臭水沟爬出来的时候还惨遭百姓围观,成为百姓们茶余饭后的笑谈。】

忽然被唤醒某段不愉快回忆的萧靖凡……脸色直接黑了两个度,鼻端似乎还能闻到臭水沟那股子怪味儿。

这边楚流徵还在感叹。

【矮个里拔高个,这样看来,暴君当皇帝还是上天注定?天选什么的,嗯……难评。】

因为前半句而心情渐好的萧靖凡,听到最后两个字时,又忍不住磨了磨牙,仿佛要把某个胆大包天的女人给嚼了。

难评什么?朕这皇帝当得有哪里不称职吗?
他注定得不到答案,因为楚流徵的注意力又回到了先皇身上。

【先皇也怕白发人送黑发人呐,此后不管百官怎么催,先皇都再没动过立太子的心思,对一众皇子的态度也暧昧不明,似乎哪个都看重,又似乎哪个都不满意,糊弄老天爷的同时也弄得百官们都不好站队。】

【既然先皇的态度不好判断,那就只能拼综合实力了。众皇子里,诚王和五皇子算是最有希望继承大统的,毕竟一个亲娘得宠会吹枕头风;一个自身能力过硬,领的差事最多。】

【反倒是暴君这个最后的胜利者,一直不温不火、不掐尖不冒头的,似乎除了那张比所有皇子都出色的脸之外,一点实力都没……等等!我好像明白尚宝司卿的用意了。】

楚流徵脑中灵光一现。

【这厮偷两份圣旨分别交给两位皇子不就是想两头押注吗?诚王和五皇子随便一个当上皇帝他都能赚得盆满钵满啊!】

【啧啧,他倒是打得一手好算盘,可惜漏算了暴君这匹藏拙的黑马。暴君一个人干翻一群,强势登基,让他竹篮打水一场空,气得他暗地里狂扎暴君小人。】

扎小人?
很好。

萧靖凡阴着脸,郑重地在心里的小本本上记下尚宝司卿的大名。

尚宝司卿正和诚王世子攀谈着,忽然右眼皮剧烈地跳动起来,跳得他心里直发慌。

诚王世子也没兴趣看一个男人抽筋似的对他狂眨右眼皮,体贴地停止交谈,示意尚宝司卿自便。

尚宝司卿以一个抽筋的笑容结束了这场攀谈。

诚王世子含笑转身,一抹阴沉飞速自他眼底划过。

这边,楚流徵继续在系统里翻找,想吃个完整的瓜。

【嗯……五皇子将空白圣旨弄成了先皇的传位遗诏,诚王手里的那份还空着呢,不知道是个什么打算。啧啧,暴君要是知道这两份圣旨的存在,恐怕得如鲠在喉、寝食难安了。】

被迫知道的萧靖凡:“……”

谢邀,想砍两个人泄愤。

楚流徵忽然瞄到一行字,倏地顿住,看完后,惊讶得嘴巴微张。

【蛙趣!五皇子妃竟然会易容术!!】

【这才是真的艺高人胆大啊!靠着一手出神入化的易容术,在锦衣卫满城抓人的时候,人家早就装成韩存中养着的外室,不仅在暗中运筹帷幄,还在他们眼皮子底下溜达了不少回呢。】

【韩存中多年不在京城,也不和五皇子的人联系,谁能想到韩存中也是五皇子留下的一枚暗桩呢?连锦衣卫抓人的时候都漏了他。】

【之前韩存中认罪那么痛快,不就是担心五皇子妃被牵连吗?这事儿要是被查出来,韩存中的九族能不能保住不知道,但满门抄斩一定跑不了。】

【啧啧,他倒是很为五皇子妃着想,可惜五皇子妃宁可废掉一颗得用的棋子也要取了他的命,毕竟只有死人的嘴最严嘛。】

萧靖凡:“……”

找了那么久,竟然躲在京城里,还会易容术。

真是小看了那个风一吹就倒,对着路边一朵野花都能流半天眼泪的女人!
不过,锦衣卫将韩存中的亲友全部抓了,没有发现可疑之人,那女人应该已经逃了。

楚流徵接下来的心声证实了这一点。

【……发出最后一道命令之后,五皇子妃就逃往江南跟儿子团聚去了,哎嘛,她都将易容术玩出花儿来了,光去江南的路上就换了五六个假身份,这谁能追踪得了?五皇子到底上哪儿娶来这么厉害一皇子妃啊?】

她好奇地翻找这位易容高手的生平,一边翻一边在心里嘟囔。

【我记得这位五皇子妃只是一个六品小官的女儿,因为救了落水的五皇子一命,五皇子感念她的救命之恩,所以才求先皇赐婚求娶她过门,当时还被传为美谈来……等等!】

楚流徵瞪大眼,偷听的萧靖凡咬住后槽牙,默默做好再次被震耳朵的准备,并将全副心神都放到心声上。

【卧槽!!五皇子妃竟然是前朝遗孤!】

萧靖凡第一反应是,果然很大声,然后……前朝遗孤?!

【不是,大盛的皇位都传了六代了,怎么还有前朝遗孤啊?还想颠覆大盛江山,颠覆个毛线球球啊!】

扒出五皇子妃身份的楚流徵无语至极,反盛复雍之前也先群调一下好吧?你看看还有几个百姓记得那腐败至极的大雍朝?谁还觉得自己是大雍朝的子民?

还复雍,不要闹了喂!
她刷拉拉接着翻,翻着翻着,意识一抖,差点把系统关上。

【哇勒个去!毒死先皇的凶手竟然不是受宠的鸩太妃,而是她的好儿媳,也就是帮忙做桂花藕粉羹的五皇子妃,是她在桂花藕粉羹里面下了毒,所以先皇才会突然暴毙,众皇子夺位,差点引起天下大乱!】

萧靖凡听得眼皮子一跳,凶手竟然不是那个毒妇,那他岂非杀……

【等会儿,结论下早了。】

以为杀错人的萧靖凡:“……”

能不能不要大喘气!

Eating Melons and Rising to Power, I Became the Tyrant’s Only Belief

Eating Melons and Rising to Power, I Became the Tyrant’s Only Belief

吃瓜上位,我成了暴君的唯一信仰
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Zhu Liuzheng, having crossed over into a fictional ancient dynasty, was forced by circumstances to enter the opulent royal palace of the Sheng nation. Unexpectedly, she bound herself to the "Gossip System" and was assigned to serve as a tea maid in front of the tyrant. Every day, she would sneak some time to indulge in gossip, while nothing in the past or the harem could escape the system's watchful eye. "Wow! The pure and lovely Zhao Yi has just obtained a manual for secret encounters, locking herself in the palace for three days to practice quietly, planning to give the emperor a surprise." Delicate and soft Zhao Yi: "I'm so embarrassed!" "Behind the greedy officials are a string of people, including Lu Jiarui, the Zhejiang governor, and Shi Zhongzhichen, the commander..." Greedy officials: "Please let us go!" "The princess's husband is using a concubine to replace the princess's own child and even wants to make the princess have a double demise!" The sincerely betrayed princess: "Damn scumbag!" "Xing Pin was diagnosed as pregnant, but the child is by her lover!" With a green hat on his head, Xiao Jingfan: "I will turn that lover into a human pig!"… One day, the surroundings of Xiao Jingfan suddenly became quiet. "Leave the palace? Who allowed her to leave? Bring her back to me!" "Forget it, I’ll go personally!" "I’m not going back!" Zhu Liuzheng, with a bundle on her back, extended her hand towards the palace gate, "I want to go home!" "Home?" Xiao Jingfan rushed forward to embrace her, "The palace is your home." Zhu Liuzheng: "…" Unable to resist the emperor’s decree and suffer calamity upon her family, she could only slack off and continue to survive. She still gossiped in the harem. Big news after big news erupted, the previous dynasty gradually being cleaned up, and the harem becoming increasingly peaceful, with the entire Sheng nation thriving. However… Zhu Liuzheng’s expression of disdain: "Why is the tyrant here again today?" Xiao Jingfan secretly perked up her ears: "What gossip is there today?"

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