The Salty Fish Beauty Concubine Has Great Luck, the Rough General Pampered Her Every Day. – Chapter 157

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第157章 不泡可行
“两位想去哪儿?第六道关卡是在山神庙,你们走错方向了。”

魏老站在护卫跟前,冷眼看着想要往回走的人。

话虽然没有说明,但护卫们手中的刀却很明显。

温婉和周伶伶同时缩了缩脖子,秒变脸,堆起尴尬的笑。

“啊,对,对,我们走错了,该往上山的方向走。”

温婉转身,扯了扯周伶伶的胳膊,示意他跟上。

周伶伶浑身僵硬,勉强在温婉的拉扯下踏上了上山的台阶。

蜿蜒的山路一直通向半山腰的山神庙,沿途每隔一段距离,就有拿刀的护卫把守。

美其名曰是保护参与者的安全,实则是让参与者都无法逃跑。

既然不能逃,就只能往前走了。

温婉压低声音问:“伶伶,你身上可有什么胎记?”

“胎记?”虽然不明白为什么温婉突然问起这个,可周伶伶还是老老实实的仔细想。

片刻后,他眼神一亮,“有。我小腿上有个蝴蝶状的红斑。”

顿了顿,他疑惑的道:“你问这个做什么?”

温婉睨了他一眼,“以备不时之需。”

她只淡淡说了这么一句,随后便装作拍鞋子上的灰尘,偷偷在自己小腿上掐了一把。

关键时刻,她也不敢大意,是真的下了狠手,掐得自己险些背过气去。

一旁的周伶伶看见她这动作,先是愣了愣,随即表情一言难尽。

“你要用掐出来的红痕伪装胎记?可这后面的关卡还不确定是不是有胎记的能通过呢。万一没胎记的才是正确答案呢?”

温婉站起身,疼得眼眶发红,“你当我这是为了谁?这不是为了能跟你一个标准,好有个照应?”

周伶伶略一细想,便明白她的用意。

他一脸感动,“小婉姐姐!你真是个好人。”

喜提“好人卡”的温婉:“……”

倒也不必如此感动。

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日头正烈,半山腰的山神庙在烈日笼罩下,连门口的一排白杨树都无精打采的蔫了一样。

温婉和周伶伶都不是学武之人,从山脚爬上来之后,便累得气喘吁吁。

两人到了庙前,也不管他人的目光,直接瘫坐在石阶上。

屁股还没坐热,钦天监的师傅便走过来往他们面前丢了两块牌子。

牌子上写着号牌,温婉的是九,周伶伶的是十。

钦天监两人嫌弃的扫了一眼两人灰白夹杂的大花脸。

“山神庙后面有温泉池,分男女自行去沐浴更衣,半个时辰以后,在前院有李大师将亲自接见各位。”

沐浴?

温婉和周伶伶互看一眼。

周伶伶冲她竖起大拇指,脱光检查有没有胎记?又被温婉猜中了。

温婉却是嘴角一扯,她指了指天色,小声问:“小师傅,这大热天的,泡温泉?就不怕我们中暑?”

似乎没人提过这个问题,小师傅突然被问懵了。

先前到达的前五关通关者,也不敢多问,拿了牌子就往后院去了,这还是头一个提出这个问题的人。

钦天监小师傅显出三分尴尬,他们就想着让人名正言顺脱衣服检查,倒是没想到这个问题。

眼看就要圆不过去,小师傅急得满头大汗。

温婉越发肯定心中猜测。

幸好,温婉不过略作试探,并没打算此刻就撕破脸。

毕竟,她和周伶伶两个手无缚鸡之力的,不能用蛮力,只能智取脱困。

“哎,不过正好,我们身子都虚,泡泡温泉去去湿也好。”

温婉拉着周伶伶起身往后走。

小师傅这才松了一口气,擦了擦脑门儿上的冷汗。

不远处的护卫已经按住了腰间的刀柄,见状,又纷纷松开手。

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天然温泉,祛湿驱寒,如果不是大夏天的话,温婉还是有些兴趣的。

池子里云雾缭绕,比温婉先到的还有三个女人,此刻三人正泡在池子里,但却没有丝毫交流。

三人彼此间拉开了最大距离,分别占据了池子的三个角落,但即便距离远,也丝毫不影响女人之间的争暗潮汹涌。

温婉一眼就看出来了。

这三个人表面上一派恬静,实则在暗暗较劲。

她挺了挺胸脯,另外一个就假装不经意的扭了扭腰,还有一个伸伸脚,露出白皙光滑的大腿。

得亏温婉是个女人,要换了个男人,谁能抵挡得住这种诱惑?

温婉嘴角抽了抽,低头看了一眼自己的身材,实在是没有勇气在陌生人面前脱干净。

“姑娘快下水吧,一会儿时辰该到了。”

身后领路的丫鬟小声提醒。

温婉应了一声,眼珠子转得飞快,突然,她眼神一亮,大步走到池边,挽起裤脚,刚好将那块自己拧出来的红斑出来。

她干笑着说:“我身子弱,这种天气直接泡温泉,怕是会晕过去,大夫说了,凡事得循序渐进,我琢磨着,我泡泡脚就够了。”

丫鬟倒是没什么反应,池子里另外三个女人脸色都变了。

她们在泡全身,她在边上泡脚?
她的洗脚水,她们用来洗澡?

眼看三个女人都凶巴巴的瞪她,大有一种,只要她敢把臭脚丫子放进去,就会用眼神杀死她的架势。

温婉见状,又悻悻的将脚收了回来。

她回头看向领路的丫鬟,“要不,这温泉我就不泡了?让几位姐姐泡我的洗脚水,多恶心人不是。”

许是没见过这样坦诚的姑娘,领路的丫鬟强忍住笑意,回头往门口的嬷嬷看了一眼。

嬷嬷几不可查的点了点头。

丫鬟便回答道:“好。这温泉本是我们魏家体恤大家爬山辛苦,所以才让大家缓解疲劳。既然姑娘不想泡,也不甚打紧。”

于是温婉刚进入温泉不过一会儿的功夫,又被丫鬟领着离开了温泉。

池子里,三个女人大眼瞪小眼,全都是一副懵了的神情。

原来,这温泉并不是非泡不可的?

那她们大热天的,泡在温泉池子里,出了一身热汗不说,还险些泡晕过去的意义何在?

三个女人的表情都不好看,立刻纷纷站起身,迫不及待的离开了池子。

这会儿,三人倒是有些庆幸,多亏这个脸白的丑姑娘来了这一遭,否则她们还不知道还得泡到什么时候去。

(本章完)

The Salty Fish Beauty Concubine Has Great Luck, the Rough General Pampered Her Every Day.

The Salty Fish Beauty Concubine Has Great Luck, the Rough General Pampered Her Every Day.

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In her previous life, Wen Wan, who worked herself to death from overtime, reincarnated as a concubine of a first-class general and refused to get caught up in the rat race. While the general was away on a campaign for three years, she lived a carefree life as a slacker. Until the matriarch had a nightmare in which the general died on the battlefield without leaving any descendants. The matriarch decided to send the main wife and two concubines to the frontier for breeding. On the way, Wen Wan and the main wife were separated by bandits and rescued by a young lieutenant. The young lieutenant was cornered on a hillside, with a hundred of his own men against three thousand enemy troops. He held a knife to her neck and said, “Rather than fall into the hands of the enemy and be violated to death, I’d rather kill you first to set you free.” Wen Wan replied, “Thank you, you’re quite a nice person!” Gathering her courage, she timidly said, “I know a little about tactics for fighting against overwhelming odds; why not let me give it a try?” Thus, the small squad of a hundred fought their way out and became famous. After a mysterious number of military horses died in the camp, Wen Wan wrote an article titled "On Postpartum Care of War Horses," which doubled the horse population in a year. One day, after successfully flirting with the young lieutenant, she declared with bravado, “Just wait, I’ll go back and divorce that husband of mine, then I’ll take his money to support you so you can live a godly life!” Later, Wen Wan discovered that the husband she wanted to divorce was none other than the young lieutenant… The general, with a faint smile, asked, “I hear… you want to divorce me?” Wen Wan: “…”

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