Eating Melons and Rising to Power, I Became the Tyrant’s Only Belief – Chapter 157

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第157章 有太监的气质
【男儿装扮女娇娥,搔首弄姿为哪般?胸毛手毛大腿毛,迎风狂舞……噫~恶心心。】

【礼王世子也够豁得出去哈,情急之下竟然让随从换上了女装,插了满头珠翠,随从脸都青了,但无法反抗命令。】

【礼王世子搂……不对,身高不够,应该是被搂着假装亲热,然后被太师等人抓了个正着。】

【啧啧,就这敷衍的伪装能骗谁啊?】

【太师一声令下,衙役一拥而上,随从奋起反抗,奈何女装尺码太小,竟当众爆衫,闪……呃,辣瞎了围观群众的狗眼!】

【哎嘛,无妄之灾啊!】

楚流徵默默心疼这些人的眼睛一秒,也顾不上纠结萧靖凡是不是飞升成了许愿池的王八,急吼吼地往下扒拉。

【哇哦~礼王世子竟然跟太师对骂,不是,你好歹尊老爱幼一下下哇,怎么能骂太师是好色之徒呢?就随从那样的,太师他得多眼瞎才能认成个女的啊?盯着看得目不转睛只是因为惊呆了啊!】

【太师快被气死了,说什么可以侮辱老夫的人品,但不能侮辱老夫的审美,呃……这话是不是有哪里不对?】

楚流徵眨巴一下眼,选择性忽略这个小片段,继续往下看。

【嚯!礼王世子也不是个蠢人,缠着太师胡搅蛮缠只是为了帮随从争取时间逃走。随从冲出来了!哇哇,董大人黄雀在后,将人逮了个正着!】

【等等,跑了!】

【蛙趣!楚羽欣!!你怎么又在!!抓人是你能干的事情吗?不要拉着大哥一起啊,你俩到底想干啥?】

楚流徵在心里咆哮,这俩能不能让她省点心!
勇敢冲锋在前的楚羽欣突然打了个喷嚏,小手往前面一指,小嗓子清亮:“大人,往那边跑了!”

逃跑的身影顿时一个趔趄。

随从扭头,恶狠狠瞪楚羽欣一眼。

董大人喝道:“抓住他!”

衙役们拔足狂奔,楚羽欣迈开细长的腿儿一溜烟儿跟上去。

楚商鸣身高腿长,紧跑几步一把抄起自家小妹:“欣儿乖,这事儿咱们别掺和。”

楚羽欣挣脱不得,只得冲她哥勾手指,小小声:“有赏钱。”

楚商鸣眼睛一亮。

楚羽欣:“双份。”

楚商鸣眼睛再一亮。

楚羽欣:“家里一份,阿姐一份。”

楚商鸣深吸一口气,拔足狂奔。

拼了!!
这厢二人追得痛快,楚流徵看得提心吊胆,抓心挠肝,连茉香和玉坠在说什么都顾不得。

不知等了多久,总算看到了结局。

【哎嘛,这位大哥也太能跑了,衣服都快跑没了,可算是逮着了。】

她一口气还没吐完,忽然瞥到一行字,目光微顿。

【等等!为什么锦衣卫会跟踪礼王世子?】

她点开翻了翻,越看眉心皱得越紧。

【蛙趣!暴君这个心眼子怪,竟然早就怀疑毒粥案背后的凶手是礼王世子,一直派锦衣卫暗中监视呢,为的就是摸清礼王安插在京城的势力,必要时候连根拔起!】

【什么叫黄雀在后,这才叫黄雀在后!礼王世子完全踏入了暴君的圈套哇!】

被暴君盯上能有什么好结果?楚流徵在心里给礼王世子点了一排蜡。

“流徵?”茉香伸手过来捏了下楚流徵的脸。

楚流徵关上系统,抬眼看向她:“怎么了?”

“坐着说话都能走神。”茉香无奈地看着她,“想什么呢?”

楚流徵含糊道:“我在琢磨陛下为什么要赏我银丝炭。”

她本来没想,可话一出口,便当真思考起这个问题来。

【对吼,暴君为什么要赏我银丝炭?】

【上一回还能说暴君自个儿觉得冷,小安子去取炭,总不能只装个几块儿,所以背回来一大篓子让她占了便宜,可今日呢?】

她不自觉皱起眉,今日又能为的什么?
【莫非暴君他对我……有愧?】

【不,准确地说,是体恤下属。那日我可是带病扮成太监随驾的,回来的时候又晕在了马车里,暴君还让辰星一直守到我醒来着。】

【暴君这个大老板赏罚分明,可能突然想起来补偿我,所以赏了些炭下来?】

楚流徵越想越觉得是这样。

在她这里,银丝炭珍贵;但在暴君眼里,银丝炭就是冬日里取暖的小玩意儿,别说珍了,连贵都算不上,想赏就赏了。

接下来玉坠的话也映证了这一点。

“许是念着你还在病中,陛下命内务府送炭过来,屋里暖和些,病也能好的快些。”

她这话的意思是皇帝挂念着楚流徵的病,特意关照,对她不一般。

可落在楚流徵耳中便自动翻译成了:病好了才能干活,以后可能还得扮成太监。

顿时,她整个人都颓了。

【我也没听说暴君有这种怪癖啊!宫女那么多,为啥不叫别人扮成太监啊?总不能就我一人特别有太监的气质吧?】

想到这里,她特意请茉香拿镜子给她瞧瞧。

对着镜子左照照,右照照,楚流徵抬眼看二人,问:“我像太监吗?”

茉香:?
玉坠:?
二人齐齐伸手来摸她额头,楚流徵往后躲了一下:“我没发热,也没同你们逗趣,你们认真瞧瞧我,像不像太监?”

见她认真问,虽然不明所以,但茉香和玉坠也认真打量她。

楚流徵微仰着脸叫她们看。

片刻后,茉香摇头:“不像。”

即便是太监那也是男子,就算有那长相阴柔、貌若好女的,可骨架也与女子不同,流徵这相貌,一看便是漂亮姑娘。

玉坠却皱了眉,盯着楚流徵不说话。

楚流徵叫她看得紧张。

【不是吧,我真的有太监的气质?】

茉香伸手推了推玉坠:“你倒是说句话。”

玉坠的眉头皱得更紧:“我忽然想起来一桩事。”

二人齐声问:“什么事?”

玉坠转身去插上门,然后将门窗推开,见无人偷听才合上窗户,关牢。

楚流徵忙提醒:“屋内有火盆,要通风。”

“只关一会儿,不妨事。”玉坠转身回来,神神秘秘地对二人招手,轻声道,“我同你们说一桩怪事。”

二人对视一眼,伸脑袋凑近。

与此同时,鸿福客栈二楼的上房内,诚王世子面无表情地背着手来回踱步。

窗户‘咔哒’一声响,一道蓝影翻了进来,如猫一般落地无声。

诚王世子转头看来,微讶:“怎么是你?”

Eating Melons and Rising to Power, I Became the Tyrant’s Only Belief

Eating Melons and Rising to Power, I Became the Tyrant’s Only Belief

吃瓜上位,我成了暴君的唯一信仰
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Zhu Liuzheng, having crossed over into a fictional ancient dynasty, was forced by circumstances to enter the opulent royal palace of the Sheng nation. Unexpectedly, she bound herself to the "Gossip System" and was assigned to serve as a tea maid in front of the tyrant. Every day, she would sneak some time to indulge in gossip, while nothing in the past or the harem could escape the system's watchful eye. "Wow! The pure and lovely Zhao Yi has just obtained a manual for secret encounters, locking herself in the palace for three days to practice quietly, planning to give the emperor a surprise." Delicate and soft Zhao Yi: "I'm so embarrassed!" "Behind the greedy officials are a string of people, including Lu Jiarui, the Zhejiang governor, and Shi Zhongzhichen, the commander..." Greedy officials: "Please let us go!" "The princess's husband is using a concubine to replace the princess's own child and even wants to make the princess have a double demise!" The sincerely betrayed princess: "Damn scumbag!" "Xing Pin was diagnosed as pregnant, but the child is by her lover!" With a green hat on his head, Xiao Jingfan: "I will turn that lover into a human pig!"… One day, the surroundings of Xiao Jingfan suddenly became quiet. "Leave the palace? Who allowed her to leave? Bring her back to me!" "Forget it, I’ll go personally!" "I’m not going back!" Zhu Liuzheng, with a bundle on her back, extended her hand towards the palace gate, "I want to go home!" "Home?" Xiao Jingfan rushed forward to embrace her, "The palace is your home." Zhu Liuzheng: "…" Unable to resist the emperor’s decree and suffer calamity upon her family, she could only slack off and continue to survive. She still gossiped in the harem. Big news after big news erupted, the previous dynasty gradually being cleaned up, and the harem becoming increasingly peaceful, with the entire Sheng nation thriving. However… Zhu Liuzheng’s expression of disdain: "Why is the tyrant here again today?" Xiao Jingfan secretly perked up her ears: "What gossip is there today?"

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