Eating Melons and Rising to Power, I Became the Tyrant’s Only Belief – Chapter 207

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第207章 有点子大病

“可是二皇兄这几日就要送我入宫了。”嵬名玉瑾突然想起来这桩事,难过的情绪还没升起便被帮助朋友的急迫心情压了下去,“入宫之后我就帮不了你了,你打算什么时候跳舞啊?”

“我得准备一下。”尹美珍道,“一定赶在你入宫之前,到时候我让三王兄去找你。”

嵬名玉瑾惊讶:“三王子也知道此事?”

尹美珍摇摇头:“不,我没告诉他,他若是知道,一定不同意。到时候我就说亲手做了点心,请你过来品尝。”

“好,我记下了。”嵬名玉瑾道,“等你准备好了,我就算用骗的也把二皇兄骗去。”

尹美珍亲昵地搂住她,“玉瑾,你真好。”

嵬名玉瑾抬手轻抚她的头发,心道她此生只能通过月亮想念自己的少年了,若能在入宫之前帮美珍完成心愿,也能弥补些遗憾吧。

二人抱了一会儿,尹美珍轻声喃喃:“玉瑾,二皇子不愿意见我,可是我很想他。”

嵬名玉瑾当即道:“我可以带你去探望二皇兄。”

“不。”尹美珍从她怀里抬起头来,语气落寞,“我不想叫二皇子为难,也不想给二皇子带去麻烦。”

她盯着嵬名玉瑾的眼睛,小心翼翼道:“玉瑾,你能不能每天过来陪我说说话,我去找你也行。

你告诉我二皇子好不好,都做了什么事,身边有没有出现别的女人。你只要告诉我,我听了就算亲眼见过,也就不想了。”

这话说得卑微,却叫嵬名玉瑾听得十分心酸。

她想,美珍该有多喜欢二皇兄啊。二皇兄太坏了,一点都不知道珍惜真心人!

她一口答应:“好,我每天都来找你,把二皇兄的事全部说给你听。”

“谢谢。”尹美珍笑弯了眼睛。

*
另一边,杂货铺。

一家四口统一的皱着眉,手摸着下巴,围着中间被捆起来的小贼转圈圈。

楚商鸣道:“送官吧,叫他挨板子长记性,以后就不敢偷了。”

楚爹摇头:“不能送官,他这长相一看就不是咱大盛人,咱们得先弄清楚他的身份,确定不会惹上麻烦才送官。”

白氏不赞同:“有麻烦更得送官,不能把麻烦留在咱家。总不能一直捆着吧?”

楚商鸣提议:“反正这小贼已经醒了,先审审。”

“我来。”楚羽欣积极伸小手,抓住姚舟嘴里的抹布往外拖。

“等等!”楚爹三人急忙按住她,“他要是喊叫怎么办?”

楚羽欣眨巴眨巴眼:“不能打晕吗?”

楚商鸣无奈地拍她脑袋:“打晕了还怎么审?”

“是哦。”楚羽欣揉揉脑袋,仰头看自家阿爹,“阿爹,怎么办呀?”

楚爹:“……”

他要是知道,至于放着铺子不开一家人在这儿转圈吗?

“还是审吧。”楚商鸣拿了主意,“阿爹,你就站他旁边,他要是喊,你就拿扁担抡他,打到他不敢喊。”

“大哥。”楚羽欣拽拽他袖子,等楚商鸣低头便对他竖起大拇指,“还是你狠。”

楚商鸣:“……”

他一巴掌拍楚羽欣脑袋上,“少跟你阿姐学。”

楚羽欣扁扁嘴,跑去拿扁担过来,递给自家阿爹。

楚爹接过扁担,刚站到姚舟身边,一转头,发现自家媳妇儿去厨房拿了擀面杖站在另一边。

夫妻俩对视一眼,一个举起扁担,一个举起擀面杖,准备谁失手了就补一下子。

因为太过轻敌而被抓了的姚舟:“……”

至于吗?
就问你们至于吗?
想打死他可以直说,他保证不喊还不行吗?

楚商鸣看着姚舟:“你也看到了,要是敢喊一声,他们肯定敢打你。”

“对,我阿爹阿娘打人可疼了。”楚羽欣抱着胳膊帮腔,“绝对把你的屁股揍开花。”

姚舟:“……”

“我扯了啊。”楚商鸣提醒自家爹娘准备好,弯腰抓住姚舟嘴里的抹布,往外那么一扯。

口水连带着被扯了出来,楚羽欣十分嫌弃地走开,躲到楚商鸣身后去。

楚商鸣暂时没功夫管她,低头看向姚舟:“你叫什么名字?”

姚舟瞄了眼左右两边的黑白双煞,憋屈道:“阿虎。”

“他说谎!”楚羽欣蹦出来指着他,一双大眼睛瞪得溜圆。

姚舟一愣,这小姑娘怎么看出来的?

同样的疑惑楚家三人也有。

楚羽欣小朋友皱皱鼻子,小下巴一扬:“猜的呀,戏台上都这样演。”

楚家人:“……”

姚舟:“……”

这一家子是不是有点子大病啊?
“欣儿猜得没错。”楚商鸣一直盯着姚舟的脸,没放过他一丝表情变化。

在欣儿指出来时,此人眼中分明闪过错愕之色,如果说的是真名,不该出现这种神色才是。

他一声令下:“打!”

扁担和擀面杖一起挥下,那呼呼的风声,要是砸实了,不死也得残啊。

“铁牛!!”姚舟急声道,“我叫王铁牛!”

楚爹和白氏齐齐停下,看向自家儿子,还打吗?

楚商鸣眯眼打量姚舟的神色,对爹娘摇摇头,“应该是真的。”

姚舟:“……”

他还以为这书生多厉害呢,这就混过去了?

楚商鸣接着问:“你是哪里人?”

“高昌国人。”姚舟开始忽悠,“我跟商队走散了,没有盘缠回家,这才想顺些东西去典当,凑凑回家的盘缠。”

“原来是为了回家。”白氏看向楚爹,有些心软,“当家的,他什么都没偷到,不如把他放了吧?”

一听这话,姚舟心中一喜,赶紧求饶:“是我有眼无珠,我以后再也不敢了,求求好心人高抬贵手,放我走吧,家里还有年迈的爹娘和老婆孩儿等着我呢。”

他哭道:“要不是为了挣点糊口银子,我也不会远走他乡,大老远跑到大盛来啊。”

“你怎么干哭没有眼泪啊?”楚羽欣凑近看,“你在假哭?”

“有眼泪,有眼泪。”姚舟拼命挤眼泪。

楚羽欣还想细看,楚商鸣伸手将她拉到身后去,对挤眉弄眼的姚舟道:“我在书院学过回鹘语,你说两句我听听。”

一句回鹘语也不会的姚舟:“……”

一个小杂货铺而已,怎么还有人会回鹘语啊,失策!
但瞧着身边虎视眈眈的扁担和擀面杖,他不会也得会啊!

他照猫画虎叽里呱啦几句,甚至掺了些西夏语,自己都不知道自己说了些什么。

但他表现得胸有成竹,眼睛直直盯着楚商鸣,等着他的反应。

Eating Melons and Rising to Power, I Became the Tyrant’s Only Belief

Eating Melons and Rising to Power, I Became the Tyrant’s Only Belief

吃瓜上位,我成了暴君的唯一信仰
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Zhu Liuzheng, having crossed over into a fictional ancient dynasty, was forced by circumstances to enter the opulent royal palace of the Sheng nation. Unexpectedly, she bound herself to the "Gossip System" and was assigned to serve as a tea maid in front of the tyrant. Every day, she would sneak some time to indulge in gossip, while nothing in the past or the harem could escape the system's watchful eye. "Wow! The pure and lovely Zhao Yi has just obtained a manual for secret encounters, locking herself in the palace for three days to practice quietly, planning to give the emperor a surprise." Delicate and soft Zhao Yi: "I'm so embarrassed!" "Behind the greedy officials are a string of people, including Lu Jiarui, the Zhejiang governor, and Shi Zhongzhichen, the commander..." Greedy officials: "Please let us go!" "The princess's husband is using a concubine to replace the princess's own child and even wants to make the princess have a double demise!" The sincerely betrayed princess: "Damn scumbag!" "Xing Pin was diagnosed as pregnant, but the child is by her lover!" With a green hat on his head, Xiao Jingfan: "I will turn that lover into a human pig!"… One day, the surroundings of Xiao Jingfan suddenly became quiet. "Leave the palace? Who allowed her to leave? Bring her back to me!" "Forget it, I’ll go personally!" "I’m not going back!" Zhu Liuzheng, with a bundle on her back, extended her hand towards the palace gate, "I want to go home!" "Home?" Xiao Jingfan rushed forward to embrace her, "The palace is your home." Zhu Liuzheng: "…" Unable to resist the emperor’s decree and suffer calamity upon her family, she could only slack off and continue to survive. She still gossiped in the harem. Big news after big news erupted, the previous dynasty gradually being cleaned up, and the harem becoming increasingly peaceful, with the entire Sheng nation thriving. However… Zhu Liuzheng’s expression of disdain: "Why is the tyrant here again today?" Xiao Jingfan secretly perked up her ears: "What gossip is there today?"

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