General, Your Wife is Assisting with the Birth of Your Horse Again. – Chapter 395

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“阿戎!”

驰蘅猛地冲上去将人扶住,瞧见黎戎面色苍白,俨然失去意识的模样,他一把将人扛在身上:“快!回去找嫂夫人!”

“万幸万幸,没有烧了我的财神爷!”

姜暖之双手合十,嘴里絮絮叨叨:“诸位千万莫要见怪,除夕之日惊了诸位,绝对不是我的不是,耽搁您诸位吃大席了,马上就补上啊,愿诸君保我正财偏财全都来,医术厨艺两手抓哈。拜托拜托。”

小郡主在便是瞧的一脑门问号,忍不住和身边的雨川嘀咕:“她拜的这都是些什么神仙?这么多,我竟然一个也没见过?”

雨川看着中间那些个浓眉大眼且画风不太一样的神像,眨了眨眼睛:“姜医师说是财神。”

“财神还管医术厨艺的事儿啊?再说,财神这么多吗?放在一张供台上,不会出问题吗?”

雨川:“.”

“那不是中间还有个么?看上去,应该是个行医的吧?”

“笨死了!你连华佗都不认识?”

小宝珠看着自己被烫得黑黑的拨浪鼓,免不得撅着小嘴,甚是不开心地白了旁边的小郡主一眼。

小郡主额间顿时跳了两下:“你这臭小孩,刚刚我还安慰你呢,你转头就敢这么和我说话,信不信我揍你啊!”

小宝珠撑着小脑袋:“我刚刚还小的时候被吓到啦,我现在可是长大啦,才不会哭。也不需要你安慰!”

说着,还小大人似的拿着抹布,撅着小屁股一边儿擦地面,一边儿和小郡主说:“我告诉你们吧,娘亲放在中间的,那个是医神华佗,边上的五个,都是财神。娘亲说了那是五路财神。再边上那位,就是灶王爷和灶王奶奶。”

宝珠说着,又有些忧心的往窗户往外看:“也不知道驰叔找到爹爹没有,怎么还没回来呀?”

小郡主听的一愣一愣的,还不等她问起,尖叫声猛地响起。

她一回头,就见先前温温和和拜神的姜暖之,此时打财神像桌子下头钻出来,怀里抱着一个烧的黑乎乎的箱子。

“天杀的,这帮狗东西,我要将他们碎尸万段!”

“我好好的银票!要是给烧没了,我诅咒他们生孩子没**、上厕所拉不出*、吃西瓜都是西瓜子、饭里永远有沙子、一百步的路走九十九步发现是错的、走路左脚拌右脚、被窝里摸出老鼠哎?”

姜暖之终于打开箱子,顿时松口气似的:“万幸万幸,张叔给我特制的这箱子还算厚实,里头的银票没事儿。”

小郡主艰难的吞了口口水,到底还是没忍住好奇的看了过去:“就这么点啊?”

她就能诅咒出那么多条来?
只是,后头半句她没敢说出来,万一她不开心,连着自己一起诅咒怎么办?
那些个事儿实在太可怕了,尤其是最后一条,她真的会死的!

“那个,这点银子你其实不必换成银票的,都折算金子也没多少,到时候便也不怕水火了。”

这般说完,察觉姜暖之眯着眼睛看过来,顿时一噎:“怎.怎么了?”

见姜暖之不说话,小郡主摸了摸咕咕咕直叫的肚子:“咳咳,那个,我的吃食也掉了,你等会儿给你的各路财神做吃食的时候,能不能给我也做一份啊?”

姜暖之牙缝里头挤出来了句:“不能。钱货离手,一概不管!”竟然嫌弃自己的银票少。万恶的资本家!
“你你.”小郡主瞪起眼珠子:“你怎么能这样!”

姜暖之:“就这样!”

小郡主气的直瞪眼睛,到底看在她那张好看的脸的份上,生生将这口气憋住:“我再给你填二百两,行了吧?”

姜暖之:“不卖,最恨你们这些有钱人了!”

仇富心作祟,姜暖之决定要和这些富人对抗到底!
“啊啊啊!”

下一秒,小郡主尖叫起来。

姜暖之被吓了一跳。

就见小郡主手指着地上散落的吃食,仍旧尖叫。

姜暖之暗自磨了磨拳头,琢磨着她要动手的话自己趁机躺下,说不定自己损失的银子就能回来了。

然而,下一秒,就听小郡主破口大骂道:“鞭尸,给我鞭尸!这些个狗东西,打翻了本郡主的吃食!买不到了啊啊啊!!!”

姜暖之:“.”

完了,还是个明事理的,讹不成了。

小老头听了这话,不由地撞了一下身旁正拿着纸糊窗户的辛伯:“老辛,你看见没有?女人真可怕。”

辛伯正抹浆糊,头都没抬,只认真点头:“国师大人说的是。”

“啧啧啧”小老头本来一脸八卦的表情,猛地一僵,忽而直直的盯着辛伯::“你!说!什么?”

辛伯像是看傻子似的看他:“我说国师大人说的对。”

“你……”小老头瞪圆了眼珠子。

“我怎么了?”辛伯似觉得他莫名其妙:“抓紧,还有二楼的窗户没糊上,等会儿我们还要去将房顶修缮一番,有些瓦被打落了不少,若不抓紧封上,夫人和孩子们晚上怕是会冷。”

辛伯说完,见小老头一副见鬼的神情,只皱眉将浆糊给夺过来:“你别想偷懒,若惹了夫人生气你可就没吃食了。”

他这般样子,将小老头看的一愣一愣:“阿暖!阿暖啊!他脑子好像好了!你快来看啊。”

正是扯着脖子叫姜暖之的时候,忽而听到了姜暖之哈哈的笑声。

老头呆呆的看了一眼破破烂烂、像贴膏药似的窗户,还有满屋子的狼藉,再看坐在地上捧着银钱的姜暖之,不由得嘴角抽了抽:“老辛,你脑子好了,你家夫人脑子好像坏掉了。”

“景爷爷!”平儿倒了脏水、提着木桶回来,听了话便是沉着脸道:“你们不可混说娘亲坏话,小心我告了娘亲去。”

小老头一摊手:“不信你自己看。”

索性连着平儿一块扯过来,几个人趴在外边的窗户,偷偷去瞧姜暖之。

只见姜暖之拿着银票数了一遍又一遍:“一共三千九百两了!哎!原来我们家这么有钱了!够用好一阵子了。还能买好多昂贵的药材。随后哪怕换上一批再好的窗户,也够够的了。哎,就这么轻松的挤入有钱人的行列了啊。”

这般数完了钱,回头瞧见愤怒的盯着地上的丸子的小郡主,顿时笑眯眯的捏了她的脸:“不气了哈,等一会儿我再做一份好吃的给你。比今日的还好的,不收钱。”(本章完)

General, Your Wife is Assisting with the Birth of Your Horse Again.

General, Your Wife is Assisting with the Birth of Your Horse Again.

将军,夫人又去给您的马接生了
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"Don't hold your breath, no exceptional relatives, the smoke of human life, the countryside fields, a happy stepmother happily taking care of the kids." The eldest son will later achieve great success, becoming a high official and commanding power in the court. But now, he is abused by his stepmother, living in a doghouse, eating coarse food, and suffering from frostbite, impoverished and alone. The second son will later become a renowned doctor, capable of earning a fortune with ease. But now, his stepmother has broken his legs, turning him into a pitiful figure, looked down upon and humiliated by others. The youngest daughter is the true princess mistakenly taken by the royal family, cherished by the emperor as a precious treasure. But now, she is drugged by her stepmother and sold into a brothel, bewildered and unaware of her circumstances. Jiang Nuan is that stepmother. However, she doesn't have time to think too much; she is too busy... busy trying to trick more silver... no, earn more silver, to make chicken soup for the kids tonight. Then roast two fish, steam a crab, cook some ribs, sauce a pig's knuckle, and finally mix a bowl of sticky meat sauce with mashed potatoes to pour over rice... Li Rongrong, after half a lifetime of battles and victories, returns home to find his whole family perished. Overnight, he transforms from a young general to a traitor. Former dear friends avoid him, and his fiancée discards him like a worn-out shoe. The subjects he protected spit on him and curse him, wishing to tear him apart. He flees with the children to the bitter cold wilderness and uses his last money to buy a sinful wife. Little did he know, this would start an entirely different life... Novel keywords: General, Madam, went to help deliver your horse again, no pop-ups, General, Madam, went to help deliver your horse again, txt full download, General, Madam, went to help deliver your horse again, latest chapter reading.

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