After Binding with the Maternal System, I Became a Slacker. – Chapter 724

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第723章 疯没疯?
金色的阳光洒在宫殿的屋檐上,宫婢们像幽灵一般,轻手轻脚地干着活。

“昨晚官家歇佟贵妃那儿了?”皇后看着铜镜里的自己,无论涂多么浓厚的脂粉,都藏不住脸上的疲惫。

“是的,听说,亮了一整晚灯。”

皇后瞳孔猛地放大,倒抽一口凉气,声音微微发抖:“一整晚?”

“嗯。”侍女声音干涩。

“还活着吗?”皇后的声音轻飘飘的,像是害怕惊动某头怪兽。

“早晨,叫太医了。”

皇后坐立难安,双手搅在一起,几乎要拧成一团麻花。

“陈嫔为何请太医来着?”

大宫女都快哭了:“官家……官家如厕后,让陈嫔用舌头去清理污秽。陈嫔她在清理的时候,露出一丝厌恶,便被毒打一番。”

皇后忍不住干哕起来。

陈嫔是书香门第,最爱洁净,平时去御花园的凉亭歇息,都要让婢女擦了又擦。

官家让她做的事,还不如一刀宰了她痛快。

皇后脑袋昏昏沉沉的,脸颊瘦削,眼睛大而无神:“把丽妃喊过来。”

再熬三天,自己的月信就来了。

得想办法,让官家这几天别来自己宫里。丽妃花容月貌,跟佟贵妃不相上下,但比贵妃年轻,曾有一段日子的独宠。

大宫女哪能不知道自家住在所想,声音颤抖:“娘娘,您忘了?丽妃投井自尽了。她娘家因此获罪,流放三千里。”

“哦哦,自尽。对,自尽了。”

皇后的眼泪啪嗒掉下来。

丽妃为何自尽来着?

想起来了,官家看到书院大比时,文钰姑娘画的那幅皇帝贵妃图,一时不服气,就想画个春,宫图。

官家便挑了丽妃和一个侍卫做主角,他俩演,官家在一旁画。

丽妃当时就不想活了,后来是皇后和佟贵妃天天劝慰,好不容易快劝住了。

官家又觉得,他画的那么好,当然要让全天下看看,于是取名清远道人,把这画册给出版了!

“王八蛋!怎么还不死?王八蛋,祸害遗千年!”皇后都快疯了!
这日子,什么时候才是个头?
她不顾宫女的阻拦,径直跑到佟贵妃宫里。

佟贵妃子脸色苍白如纸,浑身直冒冷汗,身体疼得直颤。

皇后扑过去,把脑袋埋在佟贵妃的颈边,低声呢喃:“药没用吗?我们还要挺多久?!”

“他不喝了。”

佟贵妃和皇后的双手紧紧握在一起。

惶恐,惊惧几乎要把他们淹没。

官家现在不在朝堂上发疯了,他在后宫发疯!
有时候,皇后都在心里暗暗期盼,云国公能给他一刀!

在这样的官家手下求生活,太难了。

“真的太难了。”佟太师走出皇宫,一直笔挺的背弯了弯。

官家确实默许大周和云洲恢复商贸往来,同时,他提出一个让人很无语的要求。

他居然想要征调数万人捕捉萤火虫,在夜游时放飞,替代烛火。

“朕以流荧为星斗。”

佟太师当场就给撅了回去:“时之隆冬,哪里来的流荧?”

佟太师没骂出口的是,想当个昏君都不会当!拾人牙慧!

以流萤为星斗,乃隋炀帝杨广的壮举,代价是江都一次夜游便耗粮三十万斛,最终引发民变。

佟太师脚步一顿,去太医院:“官家身体无恙否?”

太医哪里敢把皇帝的身体情况说出去?只能连连点头:“甚好!壮赛一头牛。”

佟太师醒悟,自己问了个傻问题,主要是官家现在的精神状态堪忧啊。

说他疯了吧,处理政务的时候还挺明白的。

说他正常吧,有时候想一出是一出,都不是正常人能做出来的事。

佟太师心里暗暗叹气,要疯就疯个彻底,就怕这样时而发疯,时而正常,让人无法招架。

佟太师去太医院一事,被皇城司告到年轻皇帝那里。

年轻皇帝阴鸷的眼睛布满血色,唇角微微勾起一抹嗜血的笑意,森寒的目光里带着疯狂的偏执。

“世人笑我太疯癫,我笑世人看不穿。我才是王,我无所不能!”

……

介甫和曾巩登上百达快递的上船,跟跟他们一起上船的,还有一个姓孙的官员。

他说,他是去参加女儿的婚礼。

“嫁到云州去?挺远的啊。”曾巩有一个妹妹,假如妹妹要嫁那么远,他肯定会很不舍。

孙大人的表情委屈又无奈:“是吧,我也觉得好远呢。可是这妮子就认准了那一个儿郎,竟然是连祖父和爹爹都不要了。”

曾巩有话要说:“夫君哪有爹爹来的可靠!不嫁人,女儿家都是娇养着,想做甚就做甚。一旦嫁人,既要操持家务,又要绵延子嗣,多辛苦哟!我们又不是养不起女郎!”

“是吧!是吧!”孙大人像是找到知音一般,拉着曾巩吐槽。

“她婆母是好,能干又明理。她选中的夫婿长得还行,家世也好,但他在云州啊!我只想着我闺女平平安安一辈子,又不要求她荣华富贵。”

“是呢!做父母的都是如此。”曾巩和孙大人你一言,我一语,说得很是投脾气。

船在相州那边拐了个弯儿,一群家丁打扮的人扛着大箱子登船。

孙大人好奇,就和领头的攀谈起来。

“啥?你们少爷去了云州,就不回来了?”

领头的管事抹眼泪:“可不呗,就跟肉包子打狗似的,有去无回。我们家还好一点,黄家惨了。老三去了云州不回来,老大就去云州找,结果老大也不回来了。”

孙大人心有戚戚然,心里打定主意,自己肯定是要回京都的,京都还有自己的媳妇儿儿子呢。

“你们是要去云州,把少爷请回来吗?”

管事的有些害怕,握住孙大人的手,恳求道:“不是,是奉命给少爷送点东西。我觉得云州这地界有点儿邪性,孙大人,如果我到了云州也不肯回来,念在我们同行的份上,您一定要记得点醒我!”

孙大人连连点头:“放心,这事儿交给我!”

旁观了全过程的介甫无语,他们把云州当成什么吃人的地方了?
他们要是想离开,谁还能强行留下?

After Binding with the Maternal System, I Became a Slacker.

After Binding with the Maternal System, I Became a Slacker.

绑定慈母系统后,我摆烂了
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After Gu Nanxi died from overwork, she bound a kind mother system and entered a book to become the matriarch of a noble family. The entire household was filled with villains, and ultimately, they all faced execution. Whether dead early or late, death was inevitable; it was better to lie flat and wait for it. The indecisive eldest son was a lovesick fool who ultimately squandered their family fortune for a merchant girl and even lost his life. After Gu Nanxi arrived, he no longer hesitated or chased after the merchant girl; instead, he carried "Five Years of Spring Imperial Examination, Three Years of Simulations" and followed Gu Nanxi daily, saying, "Mother, the teacher wants the parents to sign the papers; hurry and sign!" The sickly second son wanted to venture into the world, but in the end, he was framed by bandits, which implicated the whole family. Gu Nanxi had him lie down in the sun while reading martial arts novels, saying, "You might as well wander the fields; you might just save a disaster victim and become a master!" The second son’s eyes lit up: "Mother makes a good point!" The youngest daughter, who dreamed of becoming an empress, tirelessly provoked trouble for the favored concubine, only to end up in the cold palace. Gu Nanxi tossed her the housekeeper's keys and "The Thirty-Six Stratagems," saying, "If you can't even sweep your own room, how can you rule the world?" The kind mother system was in distress: "Is this how you're supposed to use the secret manuals I gave you? Is there such a thing as a kind mother?" Gu Nanxi could lie down for twenty hours a day, with the remaining four hours used for eating: "If you're capable, you go handle it." Gu Nanxi's nonchalant attitude turned the entire noble house upside down. Unexpectedly, the eldest son became the youngest premier, the second son was a general guarding the borders, and the youngest daughter became a renowned virtuous empress. Novel keywords: After binding the kind mother system, I slacked off, no pop-ups, download the complete text of "After Binding the Kind Mother System, I Slacked Off," read the latest chapters of "After Binding the Kind Mother System, I Slacked Off."

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