After Binding with the Maternal System, I Became a Slacker. – Chapter 782

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掌柜出去了,苏云烟这才发现,后背竟然已被汗水浸湿。

李元昊这厮,不知道吃错什么药,不停地给苏云烟夹菜,一双眼睛盯在苏云烟的脸上,摘都摘不下来。

苏云烟刚刚在他的眼皮子底下,搞了一出明修栈道,暗度陈仓,心情紧张,到现在心脏都怦怦跳个不停,手心里更是冷汗连连。

她推拒李元昊好几次,李元昊不听,反倒变本加厉。

苏云烟不想节外生枝,便忍了下来,暗道,等出了九仙楼,再给他好看。

而她的退让,落在李元昊的眼里,那就是烈女怕郎缠,经过自己两日不懈的努力,苏云烟的态度终于软化了。

只不过出于汉人女子的羞涩,她不曾直言,而是把一腔情谊凝在【四海之内皆兄弟】这句话里。

李元昊越发黏着苏云烟,甚至还得搞起小动作,例如敬酒的时候,故意碰到苏云烟的手背。

坐在一起,他的手虽然没有碰到苏云烟,那姿势几乎要把苏云烟融入怀中。

而这一幕幕,尽数落入马南天的眼中。

方才的喜意,被一桶冰水从头浇到底,彻底浇灭。

这是要两情相悦了吗?!

马南天彻底绷不住脸色,板着一张晚娘脸,用死亡视线狠狠瞪着眼前这对年轻男女。

李元昊丝毫不在乎马南天的态度,跟苏云烟说起话来,甚至都开始夹嗓子。

我敲!

苏云烟打了个哆嗦,看向李元昊的眼神像看傻子:“你中邪了?”

“嗯,中了你的邪。我满心满眼里都是你,想把你含在嘴里,捧在手心里。”

苏云烟脸上一僵,有被恶心到。

李云昊恶心死人不偿命,他凑到苏云烟耳边,对着圆润的耳垂吹热气,声音低沉沙哑:“想把你按到床上,按到草丛里……让你体验我的好。”

拳头硬了!

苏云烟以迅雷不及掩耳之势,给李元昊一杵子。

“啊!”李元昊捂住鼻子,发出一声痛呼,鼻血直淌,堵都堵不住。

苏云烟爽了:“再敢给我开黄腔,我废了你的命根子。”

“好狠的女人。”李元昊嘶嘶哈哈,“不过,我喜欢。”

马南天震惊……

他是真看不懂现在的年轻人。

“元昊哥哥!”门被撞开,一穿着蓝色罗裙的妙龄女郎闯进来,心疼地去看李元昊的鼻子。

高耸的鼻子可别被打塌了!

“日耳朵,你怎么在这里?”李元昊捏着鼻子,瓮声瓮气道。

卫慕日耳朵红着眼眶,委屈巴巴道:“我听人说,你和苏娘子来九仙子楼,我就想过来看看。”

卫慕日耳朵转向苏云烟,抱怨道:“苏娘子,您不能仗着元昊哥哥喜爱,就如此欺负他。都把他打出血了!您难道就不心疼吗?”

苏云烟当然不心疼,她只恨自己下手太轻:“你的元昊哥哥在这里勾搭良家妇女,你就没什么想说的?”

卫慕日耳朵看了看苏云烟,又看了看李元昊:“有,有吧?那个,以后咱们能不能不分大小?”

!!!

苏云烟恨铁不成钢,身为卫慕家的掌上明珠,你就这点出息?!连霸占个男人都不敢。

似乎瞧出苏云烟的不悦,卫慕日耳朵弱弱解释:“反正元昊哥哥肯定不止一个女人,娶你比娶别人好。你长得漂亮,性格又好,比麻魁还厉害,有你在家,我十分安心。”

卫慕日耳朵低着头,偷偷瞥一眼苏云烟,脸上浮现两朵可疑的红云。

她从小就性格弱,最崇拜的就是麻魁。

苏娘子可是比麻魁还要厉害的女郎,她超爱的!

一想到能和苏娘子嫁给同一个男人,啊啊啊,怎么办?迫不及待想嫁人了!

苏云烟摸摸胳膊,这情况,是不是有点不太对?

一旁的李元昊眼神凛冽,直觉告诉他,再让卫慕日耳朵在这里待下去,肯定会有什么他不想看到的事情发生。

李元昊拉住卫慕日耳朵,往外走:“我派人送你回去。晚上再去找你。”

卫慕日耳朵被拽住,脖子几乎扭成一百八十度,看向苏云烟:“苏娘子,我明日去找你。”

两人全部离开包房,苏云烟和马南天好久都没缓过神来。

马南天脑袋嗡嗡的,顾不得周围还有监视的铁鹞子,开口问苏云烟:“什么时候开始的?”

苏云烟以为他是问自己,李元昊从何时开始纠缠的,恹恹道:“有一段时间了。”

马南天眼前一黑,心脏几乎停止跳动,嘴里比吃了黄连还苦:“苏娘子,三思啊。”

“嗯。”

不用三思,用脚趾头想,苏云烟也不会接受李元昊。

马南天哪能放下心,只能再三叮嘱:“苏娘子,有空闲时间的话,多看一看《诗经》。尤其是氓!一定要多看!”

“啊?啊,好的!”

马南天神色太过郑重,苏云烟决定,待会回宫,就去看《诗经》。

另一头,李元昊安抚好卫慕日耳朵后,立即回来,送苏云烟回宫。

掌柜送他们出门外。

苏云烟细细叮嘱:“掌柜,别忘了我的润笔费。”

“好好好!绝对不会忘。”

李元昊被苏云烟如此财迷的样子,逗笑了:“有我看着,肯定不能让他贪污你的润笔费。”

掌柜的腰都快弯断了,讪笑道:“不敢,真不敢。”

苏云烟被迫回宫。

在和马南天分开时,对上马南天担忧的视线,苏云烟递给他一个【不要担心,我都懂】的眼神。

放心,回去就看《诗经》!
马南天不是很放心,苏娘子真的能看懂吗?

【吁嗟女兮,无与士耽。士之耽兮,犹可说也,女之耽兮,不可说也。】

千万要把这几句话多看几遍啊,智者不坠爱河!
李元昊自是看出苏云烟和马南天的眉眼官司,待他们入宫后,这才问身边的铁鹞子。

“我不在包房的时候,他们说什么了?”

铁鹞子:“马南天让苏娘子多看《诗经》,尤其是氓。”

《诗经》?
李元昊狐疑,召来心腹:“《诗经》是讲什么的?”

心腹满头雾水:“民歌民谣?”

李元昊不满意:“氓这篇呢?”

心腹无语,你问我,我问谁去?
咋滴,在西夏当幕僚,还要去看大周的书啊?!

别忘了,他是吐蕃藏族人!(本章完)

After Binding with the Maternal System, I Became a Slacker.

After Binding with the Maternal System, I Became a Slacker.

绑定慈母系统后,我摆烂了
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After Gu Nanxi died from overwork, she bound a kind mother system and entered a book to become the matriarch of a noble family. The entire household was filled with villains, and ultimately, they all faced execution. Whether dead early or late, death was inevitable; it was better to lie flat and wait for it. The indecisive eldest son was a lovesick fool who ultimately squandered their family fortune for a merchant girl and even lost his life. After Gu Nanxi arrived, he no longer hesitated or chased after the merchant girl; instead, he carried "Five Years of Spring Imperial Examination, Three Years of Simulations" and followed Gu Nanxi daily, saying, "Mother, the teacher wants the parents to sign the papers; hurry and sign!" The sickly second son wanted to venture into the world, but in the end, he was framed by bandits, which implicated the whole family. Gu Nanxi had him lie down in the sun while reading martial arts novels, saying, "You might as well wander the fields; you might just save a disaster victim and become a master!" The second son’s eyes lit up: "Mother makes a good point!" The youngest daughter, who dreamed of becoming an empress, tirelessly provoked trouble for the favored concubine, only to end up in the cold palace. Gu Nanxi tossed her the housekeeper's keys and "The Thirty-Six Stratagems," saying, "If you can't even sweep your own room, how can you rule the world?" The kind mother system was in distress: "Is this how you're supposed to use the secret manuals I gave you? Is there such a thing as a kind mother?" Gu Nanxi could lie down for twenty hours a day, with the remaining four hours used for eating: "If you're capable, you go handle it." Gu Nanxi's nonchalant attitude turned the entire noble house upside down. Unexpectedly, the eldest son became the youngest premier, the second son was a general guarding the borders, and the youngest daughter became a renowned virtuous empress. Novel keywords: After binding the kind mother system, I slacked off, no pop-ups, download the complete text of "After Binding the Kind Mother System, I Slacked Off," read the latest chapters of "After Binding the Kind Mother System, I Slacked Off."

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