After Binding with the Maternal System, I Became a Slacker. – Chapter 794

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第793章 无巧不成书

阿达把任务布置好,匪军们就来了。

嘿嘿。

匪军走到山下,还毫无察觉。他们对被押着的老百姓连踢带踹,一边乱七八糟地谈论着。

“南面的乱军,说是即将过长江,不知道会不会打到我们桐汭县来?”

“打过来才好呢。我们山头上好几百号兄弟,到时候一起投奔过去,高低得混个小头头当。”

“听说那些乱军抢劫了许多富人,连最低等的大头兵,身上都揣好几个金镯子。”

“同样都是把脑袋系到裤腰带上的买卖,瞧瞧人家,吃香的,喝辣的,睡白嫩嫩的女人。咱们过的都是些啥苦日子?但凡在桐汭县有点身份的人,咱们都不敢动。只能挑这些穷酸货下手,把骨头碾碎都榨不出二两油来。”

“云州根据地的日子好比咱们好过,你咋不去投奔他们?”

此话一出,引得匪军们一顿臭骂。

“云州规矩贼多,这不许,那不许。没意思的很!”

“去云州,还不是一样要干苦力活?想要发家致富,哪里比得上抢劫?”

他们晃晃悠悠,盘算着这次行动能赚多少钱。

突然,哒!哒!哒!

不需要额外下令,随着阿达的第一声枪响,云州士兵火力全开。

五分钟,还是十分钟?
刚才还得意洋洋的匪军们全部被击杀。

倒是中间十几个百姓,被突如其来的枪声吓得满场乱窜,好几个运气不好,被流弹射伤。

阿达爬起身,摸摸脑袋。

这场伏击战是不是结束的太快了?

“老李,你带着三个人,随我打扫战场。”

所谓的打扫战场,就是给倒地的匪军补刀,然后再把老百姓给放了,让他们不要把今天的事随便说出去。

趴在草丛里的二牛长长叹了一口气:“真没我们手榴弹头投掷组啥事儿啊!刚才我都瞧见了,老四那臭小子射杀了四个!嘴角咧的,都快到脑后根去了。”

羡慕哟!
二牛像摸宝贝似的摸了摸手榴弹,啥时候才能轮得到你大显神威啊?

“二牛,你刚刚有没有听到什么声音?”

“没啊。”

二牛身侧的战友扭身,不对,刚才他肯定有听到咔擦一声!
下一秒,他脸色苍白如纸,嗓子都喊破音了:“二牛,我操你祖宗!你他娘的拉栓!”

哈?!

手榴弹投掷组的人全懵了。

二牛也懵了,低头看自己手上的手榴弹。

自己就随便摸了摸,就拉栓了?!

“卧槽!你还傻愣着干什么?赶紧扔啊,想害死我们不成!”

二牛直冒冷汗,阿达老大才说过,手榴弹威力极强,炸死四五个人不在话下。

要是手榴弹在这里爆炸,全组人都能一起被送上西天。

二牛条件反射地就要往山下扔。

这举动把他身旁的战友们吓个魂飞魄散:“要死啊!山下有咱们老大!快,往其他方向扔!”

再不扔,手榴弹就要炸了。

二牛来不及多想,直接把手榴弹扔到山弯弯处。

那个山路拐弯处,没有人。

砰!
一声炸响,似乎是炸在众人心头上。

就差那么一点点,再晚一秒钟,挨炸的就是自己了!
“二牛!!来,我们切磋切磋!”

“二牛!你无了!”

战友们摩拳擦掌,发誓要给二牛留下一个深刻无比的教训。

二牛却像吓傻了一般,呆呆愣在原地,嘴唇不断的颤抖着,眼神里流露出绝望:“别闹,我,我好像炸死人了。”

嗯?!

众人循着二牛的视线望去,只见灰尘散去后,原本空无一人的山弯弯处,静静地躺着一人一马。

我去!

哪个倒霉催的,好死不死,居然在那个时候拐弯?!

纵观一切的山下众人连忙跑去,看看这倒霉鬼还有没有救治的可能性。

坏消息,他死得不能再死了。

好消息,他好像是大周皇宫的驿使。

“所以,你们在剿匪的同时,顺便炸死了一个大周驿使。这个驿使,还是奉大周皇帝命,去给李傲天送信的?”长须老头面无表情道。

阿达羞愧地点点头。

长须老头阴阳怪气道:“你们可真是好棒棒哦。大周皇帝和李傲天拿云国公没办法,但他们若是狠下心收拾我们,那不是手拿把掐?”

二牛哇的一下是哭出声:“都是我的错,阿达,你把我军法处置吧!我对不起云国公,对不起你们。”

长须老头:“哭有什么用?哭能把驿使给哭活过来吗?”

“那个,不能哭活过来,但可以假冒驿使啊,反正李傲天又没见过他。”旁边有人出招道。

阿达眼睛一亮,说得有道理啊!

长须老头嘶一声,这是他从未想过的方向。失误了,既然已投奔云州根据地,那就只有想不到的,没有不敢干的。

“反正都要派人去假冒驿使,不如把信拆出来看一看。”

众人皆无异议。

大周皇帝写了厚厚一沓的信,前面三分之一是在和李傲天讲感情,例如他在见李傲天之初,就知道李傲天是上天派来辅佐他的肱骨之臣。

接下来的三分之一,是在强调云国公有多么的背信起义,狼子野心,对大周虎视眈眈。天下若落入云国公之手,那就是处于水深火热之中,必定民不聊生。

最后的三分之一,则是再三要求李傲天必定要守住绥宁县,做好反攻的准备。

只有在最后一张纸的首页加了一句【方腊乱军,不足为惧。若过长江,可自行决断。】

这信的内容,看的众人拳头都硬了。

皇帝小儿竟敢污蔑云国公!岂有此理!

“这信,还送吗?”

阿达冷哼:“不送了!”

长须老头摇摇头,坏笑道:“送,当然要送!改改再送!”

字如其人,小皇帝的字迹飘忽,大的大,小的小,透着一股任意随性,这就给人很大的操作空间了。

恰好云州根据地人才济济,阿达找来一擅长模仿字迹的书生,把信里最后一句的内容改成。

【方腊乱军,不足为惧。若过长江,不可自行决断。】

一字之差,意思相差十万八千里。

果然李傲天收到信后,并没有怀疑信的真假,而是言辞恳切地写了一封回信,提出乱军若过江,他想带着大军护卫京都。

这封信自然是被阿达扣下来,没有送到京都去。

阿达和长须老头本是想着不让大周皇帝如意,并不真认为方腊乱军能过江。

谁知,历史就是由无数个巧合组成的。

After Binding with the Maternal System, I Became a Slacker.

After Binding with the Maternal System, I Became a Slacker.

绑定慈母系统后,我摆烂了
Author:

After Gu Nanxi died from overwork, she bound a kind mother system and entered a book to become the matriarch of a noble family. The entire household was filled with villains, and ultimately, they all faced execution. Whether dead early or late, death was inevitable; it was better to lie flat and wait for it. The indecisive eldest son was a lovesick fool who ultimately squandered their family fortune for a merchant girl and even lost his life. After Gu Nanxi arrived, he no longer hesitated or chased after the merchant girl; instead, he carried "Five Years of Spring Imperial Examination, Three Years of Simulations" and followed Gu Nanxi daily, saying, "Mother, the teacher wants the parents to sign the papers; hurry and sign!" The sickly second son wanted to venture into the world, but in the end, he was framed by bandits, which implicated the whole family. Gu Nanxi had him lie down in the sun while reading martial arts novels, saying, "You might as well wander the fields; you might just save a disaster victim and become a master!" The second son’s eyes lit up: "Mother makes a good point!" The youngest daughter, who dreamed of becoming an empress, tirelessly provoked trouble for the favored concubine, only to end up in the cold palace. Gu Nanxi tossed her the housekeeper's keys and "The Thirty-Six Stratagems," saying, "If you can't even sweep your own room, how can you rule the world?" The kind mother system was in distress: "Is this how you're supposed to use the secret manuals I gave you? Is there such a thing as a kind mother?" Gu Nanxi could lie down for twenty hours a day, with the remaining four hours used for eating: "If you're capable, you go handle it." Gu Nanxi's nonchalant attitude turned the entire noble house upside down. Unexpectedly, the eldest son became the youngest premier, the second son was a general guarding the borders, and the youngest daughter became a renowned virtuous empress. Novel keywords: After binding the kind mother system, I slacked off, no pop-ups, download the complete text of "After Binding the Kind Mother System, I Slacked Off," read the latest chapters of "After Binding the Kind Mother System, I Slacked Off."

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