Chapter 75: Chapter 218 – I’m Really Not Acting, Whoever Acts is a Dog
Qi Huang has no other merits, she is just kind and helpful, for example, buying houses for the whole village, saving cats she encounters on the road, etc. Now that they’ve said this, she can only reluctantly help.
Qi walked forward, eager to try, she was actually very curious how to insert the forty-meter-long saber into the other party’s mouth.
“What are you doing?”
Xia Wei quickly stopped her.
“Didn’t he want to see how I would insert that saber into his mouth? I have to demonstrate it for him!”
Qi Huang said as a matter of course.
“Demonstrate? Do you think this is playing house? He wants to kill you now, can’t you see? hurry up and leave, I’ll stop him!”
Xia Wei urged anxiously. 弍球8⒌林u镹散熘%⑨
“If we have to leave, let’s finish the demonstration first! Maybe he’ll be happy and let us go!”
Qi Huang guessed very “innocently.”
“Ah, yes, yes, yes, just let her demonstrate! As long as she can insert the saber into my mouth, I don’t think I have a choice but to let you go.”
Jin Biao echoed, not knowing his fate.
“Everyone heard it, he asked for it himself!”
Qi Huang’s initial thought was to ensure no one was left behind, so she made a disclaimer first.
“Yes, yes, yes, I said it! As long as you can insert this saber into my mouth, I will let you go, but the opportunity is only once, if you can’t do it, I will insert this saber into your female guard’s mouth.”
Jin Biao lewdly echoed, it was a win-win situation to complete the mission while talking and laughing. This could also add a touch of spice to a boring life!
“Shameless scoundrel!”
Xia Wei cursed angrily.
“Then open your mouth wide, I’m starting!”
Qi Huang breathed a sigh of relief, and her spiritual sense immediately suppressed the opponent lightly. She only used less than one-tenth of her power, because this guy’s body strength was at most at the Guiyi Realm of a cultivator. If she used too much, he would be crushed into a pulp, and then even his mouth would be unrecognizable.
Jin Biao opened his mouth, wanting to say something more, but the next moment he was horrified to find that he could not move at all. Not only could his limbs not move, but he couldn’t even blink his eyelids.
“What’s going on?”
Jin Biao was greatly alarmed, and struggled desperately.
Qi Huang showed a calm smile on her face and was about to step forward to perform a disarm for everyone!
“Don’t go over there! Hurry up and go! Don’t you want to live anymore?”
Unexpectedly, Xia Wei would not allow it and blocked Qi Huang like crazy.
“Blocking me from showing off comes at a price!”
Qi Huang muttered to herself, she didn’t waste any words, and with lightning speed extended her small hand, and grabbed Jin Biao’s plump, peach-like buttocks fiercely. The springy, soft touch was like going to heaven.
“Ah…”
Xia Wei let out a startled cry, then sprang away as if electrocuted, glaring at Qi Huang with shame and anger, and cursing, “You… you stinky… man… dead pervert… even at death’s door you have such a dirty… dirty heart… and your actions are so vulgar… then go die!”
“Finally, no one is stopping me!”
Qi Huang, however, did not blush or panic, and walked towards Jin Biao leisurely. Anyway, she was currently a woman, so she didn’t need to have any psychological burden or take any responsibility!
Jin Biao, seeing the situation was not good, struggled with all his might, but his body remained motionless, as if he were being pressed by a ghost. He finally became afraid, and cold sweat quickly broke out on his forehead.
“Don’t go over there!”
Seeing Qi Huang about to go to her death, Xia Wei still couldn’t be completely ruthless and tried to stop her again. She wanted to go up but was afraid of being taken advantage of inexplicably.
Qi Huang, however, turned a deaf ear and walked calmly towards Jin Biao.
“Why can’t I move? What kind of magic did you use! Don’t come over!”
Jin Biao chickened out and begged. To his surprise, his mouth could actually move.
“Captain Jin is quite good at pretending.”
Someone nearby whispered.
“Pretending? Pretend your dead mother’s head! Look at the sweat on my forehead! Does this look like it can be faked?”
Jin Biao cursed vehemently, but no one believed him.
“Don’t go over there!”
Exclaimed Xia Wei in terror. She naturally didn’t believe him either.
“Don’t go over there! I was wrong!”
Jin Biao continued to beg.
“Don’t go over there! It’s okay if I’m wrong!”
Xia Wei also began to beg.
The two of them started shouting like a competition.
Qi Huang suppressed her laughter so hard that her facial muscles twitched. Fortunately, the cloak obscured her, so she didn’t make a fool of herself. She walked over leisurely and took the saber from Jin Biao.
“You’ve taken out your own coffin lid, haven’t you? Such a big saber, aren’t you afraid it’s too heavy!”
Qi Huang complained as she laboriously held the saber with both hands. She was a cultivator at the Juling Realm, yet she found it a bit strenuous to lift it, feeling it weighed at least four to five hundred pounds.
“…”
Xia Wei’s small mouth gaped slightly. She never dreamed that Jin Biao would actually hand over his weapon to Qi Huang.
Without further ado, Qi Huang lifted the saber with all her might and thrust the tip towards Jin Biao’s mouth.
“No, no, no, spare my life! I’ll say… I’ll say… I was ordered by Shopkeeper Duan! It wasn’t my own decision!”
Seeing the sharp blade getting closer and closer, Jin Biao could no longer hold back and confessed.
“Very good! Now answer my second question, were those clients who had accidents all done by him? All for money?”
Qi Huang continued to press forward with her question.
“Yes! Although he has been working at Juyin Auction House for decades, he is ultimately an outsider. Seeing no hope of becoming the shopkeeper, he decided to earn some money for his retirement before retiring. Turning those auction items into relics was the most direct and profitable method!”
Jin Biao answered, sweating profusely while looking at the tip of the saber before his eyes. He now regretted sharpening the weapon so sharply.
“What do you mean by that? Even if it becomes a relic, it still belongs to the client’s family.”
Qi Huang was puzzled. She thought he was just robbing people.
“Whether it’s the family’s or not, it’s up to the government to decide, right? If the prefecture office declares it ownerless, what can the family do? So, he had a cooperation with the prefecture office long ago. He was responsible for killing people and turning auction items into relics, and the prefecture office was responsible for the aftermath, turning the relics into ownerless items to be confiscated. Afterwards, they would split the spoils.”
Jin Biao revealed everything.
“That’s not right, is it? The government is the government after all. I can understand them taking small advantages in secret, but wouldn’t they be afraid of being reported if they did this kind of blatant blackmail so many times?”
Qi Huang asked in disbelief.
“Young master, you are too naive. Nine out of ten clients at Juyin Auction House are in disguise like you, for their own personal safety. If the government doesn’t investigate specifically afterwards, who would know who they are? Moreover, we usually destroy the bodies most of the time. Even if their families come looking for them, the client’s name is unknown, and there is no body, how can you prove your identity as a family member? The government’s handling of cases requires evidence. In this way, it becomes reasonable and legal for them to turn those relics into ownerless items.”
Jin Biao spoke eloquently, and even seemed a little proud as he spoke.
“Damn it! You guys are too dark!”
Qi Huang was dumbfounded by what she heard.
“Jin Biao, you are the captain of the Juyin Auction House security team, how could you do such a heinous thing? Even if you did it, you still have the nerve to show off, are you shameless?”
Xia Wei pointed at Jin Biao and cursed.
“Show off what? I was forced to do it, can’t you see?”
Jin Biao felt like crying but had no tears.
“Alright, you’ve answered my questions, it’s time for me to repay you! Didn’t you want to see how I would insert this saber into your mouth? Now I’ll satisfy your request!”
Qi Huang sneered. This person was a murderer and had committed many evils, she would not be soft-hearted because of this.
“No, no, no… I don’t want to see… not at all… Young master, spare my life…”
Jin Biao begged in terror.
Without a word, Qi Huang turned her hand and thrust the saber into Jin Biao’s mouth. Because the saber was too wide and the blade was very sharp, it actually split Jin Biao’s head in half, spraying red and white everywhere!
“He… why didn’t he dodge?”
Xia Wei asked blankly, “You don’t need to play with your life even if you’re acting, do you? Are you still expecting someone to praise your acting skills?”
“I’m really not acting! Whoever acts is a dog!”
Jin Biao was dead, but his soul, as if separated from his body, roared in dissatisfaction.
