1. “Rival in love… really should die!
“Lin Yibai, let’s break up!”
“Why?”
“You’re a good person, I’m sorry…”
Good people should be given a good person card!
It has been three days since the breakup, and Lin Yibai still hasn’t recovered from the sadness.
The dormitory is empty on the weekend.
All the roommates have gone out to work part-time.
In the past, due to the high costs of dating, Lin Yibai was always the most proactive one.
Now?
Not even a girlfriend left.
Lying in bed, completely unwilling to move, his eyes filled with a vast emptiness.
“I can’t keep being this disheartened; at least, I should find something to do!”
He got up and opened his laptop.
The next moment, a pop-up appeared in his view.
【Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to become a woman and take revenge on your ex-girlfriend?】
【yes】
【no】
“???”
Is there a necessary connection between taking revenge on an ex-girlfriend and becoming a woman?
Am I supposed to compete for a man with my ex-girlfriend if I turn into a girl?
It’s bad enough to be dumped, but even the computer is infected with a virus.
Lin Yibai picked up the laptop and looked it over.
He patted the laptop’s casing and blew into the power port to clean out the dust.
ctrl+alt+del → Task Manager.
Then he connected to 360, to kill the virus!
He found no problems at all.
So, Lin Yibai pressed 【No】!
Another dialog box popped up on the screen: 【When a woman says no, she usually means yes!】
And then,
Nothing happened.
“Hey, who wrote this stupid dog virus!” If his roommates were here, Lin Yibai would have yelled: Brothers, come laugh at the unknown middle-aged balding programmers who wrote this stupid virus.
Just when Lin Yibai thought he had found a bit of humor from the heartbreak.
Suddenly, a flash of electricity.
A streak shot out from the laptop’s camera.
The next moment, arcs of electricity flickered, and with a loud bang, Lin Yibai was knocked unconscious by his own computer.
He didn’t know how long he was asleep.
When Lin Yibai woke up again.
He found that he was completely fine, but the computer was indeed broken.
Fortunately, he was unharmed.
Unfortunately… “Wow! My laptop.” This was the one Gu Xiaoxue had discarded, a computer Lin Yibai cherished.
Once he completely calmed down.
Lin Yibai noticed a charging bar had appeared in his pupils.
【Female Correction Value: 1%】
【Note 1: When the charging reaches 100%, you will temporarily become a woman.】
【Note 2: The current correction value is 1%, you have gained some female traits, and the threshold will be adjusted up or down based on your performance when you become a woman.】
“?”
“Uh oh, is this a side effect from the explosion?” Lin Yibai thought he was hallucinating because of the computer’s explosion.
And what was this about gaining female traits?
He checked his entire body and found no problems.
He even measured with a ruler; only then did he let out a sigh: “So it was just a false alarm.”
What is the 1% difference between a man and a woman?
Lin Yibai claimed he could not see any difference at all!
He originally planned to go to the infirmary but decided it wasn’t a big deal since his body was fine.
He couldn’t help but feel heartbroken over his computer again.
In the evening,
The roommates who had sold their bodies at the logistics park returned.
Seeing Lin Yibai’s laptop exploded, the leader, Yang Chenjun, immediately gleefully said: “Hahaha, did you see? This is what happens when you don’t go work part-time with us.”
Lin Yibai rolled his eyes: “As if going to work part-time would stop my computer from exploding.”
The other two roommates joined the conversation,
“Xiaobai, have you been having bad luck lately!”
“Of course, Xiaobai first got dumped, and now even his ex-girlfriend’s computer exploded, tsk tsk tsk.”
“My breakup with Xiaoxue is just temporary.” Lin Yibai insisted stubbornly; they could make fun of him all they wanted, but they couldn’t say anything bad about Xiaoxue.
“Xiaobai, you’re just being a dead duck pretending to be tough.”
“Xiaobai, you should just give up hope!”
“Do you really think Gu Xiaoxue ever liked you? I think your post-breakup situation is much better than before.”
“…..”
A few good buddies really cared for Lin Yibai, and their impression of Gu Xiaoxue was indeed not great.
Just take the exploded laptop for example.
Lin Yibai worked tirelessly for two months to save up and buy a new laptop, and originally, the guys were happy to play games together, only for it to be taken away by Gu Xiaoxue the next day?
And she said her laptop was lagging.
What was she complaining about? She just watched dramas; what was lagging? The guys were genuinely indignant for Lin Yibai!
But listening to this makes Lin Yibai feel uncomfortable; he can only release a big move: “I’m going to the canteen.”
Damn, the canteen…
“Get me a Green Pepper Egg Rice.”
“Autumn Mackerel Set Meal, thank you.”
“Me me me, dumplings.”
Hmph, after being good brothers for several years, isn’t this controlling you all tightly?
Besides, why should I be the one to bring it, just because?
Lin Yibai took a deep breath, then seriously said: “Call me dad!”
“Dad!”
“Father!”
“Papa!!”
Good, today I’ve gained three obedient sons.
The three major ‘dad’ behaviors in university dorms: bringing food, turning off lights, and calling roll for morning classes.
Their relationship is indeed quite good; when Lin Yibai was dating Gu Xiaoxue, he often asked his buddies for food towards the end of the month.
And they truly were quite tired.
Lin Yibai had also worked at the logistics park.
Those logistics bosses wouldn’t let you just collect packages; the boys were basically treated like beasts of burden, very tiring.
Right now, it’s early April, transitioning from spring to summer.
Fucheng is already soaring above thirty degrees; Lin Yibai went out in shorts and a white shirt.
The dormitory leader, Yang Chenjun, was wiping his back with a towel, and accidentally glanced at Lin Yibai’s legs, marveling: “Hey, have you guys noticed, Xiaobai’s legs seem to have gotten quite ‘whiter’?”
“Old Yang, I didn’t expect you to be this kind of person?”
“Tsk tsk tsk, I misjudged you.”
“Get lost.” Yang Chenjun was furious, quickly retorted: “I, Old Yang, am upright and full of virtue; I swear if I ever have any improper thoughts about Xiaobai, I’ll be hit by a dump truck on the spot.”
Unfortunately, Lin Yibai didn’t hear.
When he arrived at the canteen, it was just meal time.
Lin Yibai ordered his dishes at several windows, then took the receipt and found an empty spot to wait.
The din of chatter filled the canteen.
Coincidentally, a few girls walked by.
“Damn, it’s Xiaoxue’s roommates…” Lin Yibai instinctively lowered his head, trying to avoid them.
His impression of them was quite negative.
They were the kind of people who ate more than a pig, with their food intake completely not matching their contribution.
He needed to temporarily avoid their prominent light.
“Hey, have you heard! Xiaoxue’s new boyfriend is amazing, he’s one of the Top Ten Talents in school, a little prince of entrepreneurship, and I heard that if he secures funding, he’ll become a millionaire overnight.”
What? Xiaoxue’s new boyfriend?
It’s only been three days since we broke up! No way, absolutely not, Xiaoxue is not that kind of girl.
They must be talking nonsense.
