14. Earning Big Money as a Girl
“Dear great friends, is there any quick way to make money? Urgent, waiting online.”
Lin Yibai posted a question on a certain platform.
I heard that the older brothers there are all talented and have a way with words?
‘Dingdong~’
“There are many ways to make money, but you’re still young and don’t have a good grasp on it.”
“Pill, I just got off the plane.”
“The ways to make money are all written in the criminal law.”
“Let me first clarify my income: over a million. But as for how to make quick money, I just want to say that those who understand will understand, and I don’t want to say much to those who don’t, after all, it involves too much depth, and knowing won’t do you any good…”
Lin Yibai, like an old man in the subway, looked at his phone with a bewildered expression.
What? Share the story you just made up, and it’s fresh.
Talking isn’t as pleasant as the older brothers in the community.
But undoubtedly, there are some good bluffers.
After thinking for a moment, she deleted the question and figured it might be better to ask her roommates.
Yang Chenjun and the other two roommates, as well as Lin Yibai, who was previously troubled by a love rival, often worked part-time, so they were no strangers to it.
Earning honest and legitimate money was certainly not a problem.
But making quick money had no clear way to go about it.
However, Lin Yibai urgently needed to get some money before May Day to go to Binhai to stop her rival in love.
Clearing his throat, he peeked out from behind the curtain: “Hey, brothers, is there a good way to make big money? Preferably something that can make you rich overnight.”
“There is.” A roommate said.
“Oh huh!?”
“I have already figured out the route of the cash transport vehicle.”
“Get lost, I’m serious.” Lin Yibai couldn’t help but laugh and curse, then joined his hands in prayer and said, “I’m really begging my good brothers, quickly use your smart and clever brains, I really need the money!”
Seeing Lin Yibai’s serious look, the brothers wasted no time and directly began to help search in various part-time job groups, even not overlooking local city part-time websites.
They were all old hands at part-time jobs and had the ability to identify fraudulent opportunities.
In no time, they found several promising leads.
Yang Chenjun forwarded a part-time job message and asked, “Logistics park unloading, are you going? Unload one truck for 20, unload ten trucks for 200, a hundred trucks would be 2000, a thousand trucks would be…”
Yang Chenjun hadn’t finished talking.
He was already interrupted by the brothers; despite sounding pretty good, they realized the flaws.
Twenty for one truck, two hundred for ten trucks.
But Lin Yibai pointed out that if every truck was filled with bottled drinks, how would they handle that?
“Old Yang, those medium-sized trucks, I account for four pallets of drinks per truck, with each pallet weighing about six to seven hundred pounds at minimum. If we unload trucks weighing several thousand pounds for just 20 bucks, is that really worth it?”
“Brother Chen, think twice!”
“Ajun, did you forget our last time unloading, we were just unloading drinks, and we almost got crushed?”
“……”
Clearly, the brothers were a bit traumatized.
This money was not worth earning!
Never overestimate the conscience of those capitalists; you can’t hire a migrant worker for two hundred yuan to unload goods, but you could hire four college students to work like horses unloading ten trucks worth.
“So what do you want? Money isn’t that easy to earn these days.” Yang Chenjun spread his hands, indicating he had tried his best.
“Right, the most abundant resource is labor.”
“Wrong, it’s not that they lack labor, but they don’t want male labor.”
“Actually, Brother Chen isn’t wrong; society is too unfriendly to us guys, damn capitalists.”
“Streetlights.”
“Hang them up!!”
Soon, the dormitory resonated with agreement.
Everyone started to angrily criticize.
Lin Yibai knew that this topic had reached a limit, yet it opened a whole new thought process for him.
In terms of legitimate jobs, girls really do find it easier to get more relaxed jobs as long as they don’t act crazy.
While attacking society and capitalists with the brothers, he began searching on his phone.
‘Store Sales: Requires good looks and communication skills, daily salary of 200/day, requirement: female.’
‘Cafe Waiter: 30/hour, requirement: female.’
‘Customer Service: 150/day, requirement: female.’
‘……’
After eliminating his male identity, Lin Yibai found that the world suddenly became much gentler, no longer mercilessly striking him as before.
In the perspective of a boy doing girls’ jobs, it had transformed into an easy and straightforward reality.
Could a guy even think about a part-time job at a café for 30/hour?
At most, he could think about working in a hotel for 12/hour. Have you ever carried a tray of twelve cans of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall weighing dozens of pounds? Lin Yibai had really done that with his roommates.
Finally, Lin Yibai found what he wanted.
[Expo Welcomer, Front Desk, Guide, certain requirements for appearance and height, serious inquiries only, daily salary between 500–1000.]
Lin Yibai gritted his teeth and made a difficult decision: “Great, it’s settled then.”
Doing high-paying part-time jobs as a girl, this is the evil path he was about to embark on.
Let them all make me turn into a girl.
From a pragmatic male perspective.
Why can’t it be reversed, using a female identity to make some quick money? This government-hosted expo is formal and pays exceptionally well.
This so-called welcoming position actually also involves being a guide and sometimes working at the front desk.
So Lin Yibai had to go!
He glanced at the part-time job timing.
There were less than three days left before the Fucheng Expo began.
“So, I have to actively turn myself into a girl within three days?”
“Fine, fine!”
“For Binhai, for Xiaoxue, to keep that stupid rival from doing bad things.”
Lin Yibai clenched his fists tightly, realizing there was no other way, wasn’t it?
He tried hard to tell himself.
He wasn’t voluntarily transforming.
He really just needed money.
It’s all that stupid rival’s fault, really wanted to corner him and humiliate him severely.
Thus,
A purposeful transformation mission began.
Lin Yibai’s current femininity adjustment value: 29%.
“The last time I collapsed like a girl over relationship issues, crying and sobbing, so my adjustment value increased rapidly, but now?”
Lin Yibai tried to make himself cry again.
He thought one of the most representative behaviors of girls was being moved to tears while watching dramas.
He opened up a so-called “tear-jerker” masterpiece on a certain site.
‘Four Lies’
‘Fireflies’
‘Malleable’
‘Angel Heartbeat?’
‘Anonymous Flowers.’
‘……’
After finishing all the recommended shows.
Lin Yibai immediately opposed a comment: If you don’t cry after watching these shows, are you still human?
Excuse me, how could you not be human?
Is it really that easy to cry?
“Damn it, I wasted a whole month’s membership just for this, it’s really infuriating!” Lin Yibai had given up arguing with his tear ducts because when you think they’ll provide you with a few sincere tears, but in reality, guys’ tear ducts only yield a lot of pressure.
Crying, crying, are you freaking kidding me?
