41. It’s not because I’m concerned about that stinky rival in love!
Women’s clothing + falsetto?
What a genius idea.
In Lin Yibai’s eyes, it has indeed achieved a 1+1 greater than 2 effect.
When he gained the ability to transform and used it for convenience and benefit, Lin Yibai said that from his ‘utilitarian’ perspective, he had already been researching how to quickly generate female plus value.
At first, he only thought of using falsetto, which was an effective way to generate female plus value.
Then, women’s clothing also produced plus value.
So what about falsetto + women’s clothing?
Clearly, the effect is outstanding… Brothers, falsetto + women’s clothing can really generate a lot of female plus value, I am sure!
Alright! Lin Yibai also felt that his play, ah no! His research direction was too perverted, but: “I’m not researching these things because I want to become a girl, it’s just out of that kind of… utilitarian mindset that every guy has, right? We guys are all more utilitarian!”
He found himself an excuse.
This made him feel much better.
If it wasn’t for the benefit of becoming a girl and reaping the gender bonus from girls, why would he spend energy researching that broken thing, suffering a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred of his own?
After all, this thing is really double-edged.
Because it will indeed permanently change certain things about you to a female form.
And it’s irreversible!
In Lin Yibai’s ultimate fantasy.
Only a child would choose, he definitely wants both gender bonuses!
Is it fantasy time now.JPG?
As time passed, Lin Yibai’s falsetto became more and more skillful.
Maybe it’s talent?
If he had a little more practice, Lin Yibai was confident he could flirt with the brothers over the phone without being discovered.
“Flirting with Old Yang using falsetto?”
Lin Yibai’s mind conjured up an image of Old Yang, who was probably shirtless now, unloading ten trucks of goods.
Then, using a cute voice to say… “Old Yang, you’ve worked hard!” emmmm, oh wow, oh wow!! Lin Yibai found himself disgusted by his own thoughts.
Stop, don’t continue thinking about it.
The image was too beautiful for Lin Yibai to look at directly; mentally, he had already yue (overstepped).
Accompanied by the pleasant sound of humming.
Outside the window, a light rain began, while further away the sunshine was bright.
Sun shower?
I heard that it’s the fox bride getting married!
After waiting for the clear weather, Lin Yibai’s voice, which had been slightly shy, finally transformed into a pleasant chime.
“Hu~”
“I’m exhausted… uhm, should I say I’m exhausted like my mother now?” Lin Yibai sighed deeply and then lay down on the bed.
At the same time, there was a wave in his chest.
emmmmm, I can only say he still has a little bit of bottom line!
Lin Yibai speculated.
If he were still in his male form.
With falsetto, women’s clothing, and wearing a bra, wouldn’t that be invincible?
“No, no, no, a person can’t, at least not that perverted!” Lin Yibai shook his head vigorously; that was really his very last bottom line.
Quickly, he took out his travel backpack, rummaged through it, and pulled out a little piece of clothing that was pressed at the bottom. In fact, Lin Yibai sometimes thought it was pretty perverted to hide a women’s bra in a boy’s backpack.
If someone asked to check his backpack outside, it would really be like dropping muddy water in his pants; it would be hard to explain.
After putting on the bra.
It finally stopped the waves from surging.
Lin Yibai also discovered something very embarrassing; he flipped through his clothes and said, “Women’s clothing, I mean the clothes worn externally, I already have two pieces: a white shirt and a spaghetti strap dress. The outerwear is pretty luxurious, but the innerwear?”
The last time, he bought disposable underwear for ten yuan and got seven pieces, but it caused rashes in less than two days and was already thrown away. Now the only one left was bought with the help of his rival.
Just asking, is that embarrassing?
Girls are different from boys.
Having only outerwear is not enough; the innerwear needs to keep up too.
Lin Yibai decided to go out and buy some innerwear and began to plan: “As for undergarments, I think I can do without! After all, as long as I don’t take them off myself, boy’s boxers look just like girls’ safety pants. emmmm, I think I should still go buy a couple specifically for girls! Anyway, it doesn’t cost much, and some of the ones I wore actually have holes in them!”
Who would have thought that she, wearing a floral spaghetti strap dress, looking all glamorous and elegant,
would have holes in her cute underwear?
Alright, alright!!
Even though Lin Yibai is now a girl.
His actions are indeed fiery and rash, lacking consideration, standing under the thirty-something-degree sun, making him wonder why there is such a ridiculous thing as a spaghetti strap dress? The sun was burning his shoulders, he honestly thought he was still that boy who could play basketball under the noon sun!
Damn, it’s too hot!
He quickly ran to the shade and couldn’t help but complain, “What’s the difference between this and when I stood under the sun shirtless in summer as a boy?”
The difference is probably that boys are seen as brainless, affecting city aesthetics.
And girls are… the light of the city?
Couldn’t take it anymore, he bought a large-brimmed seaside fisherman hat from a roadside stall.
Or maybe,
buy some flip-flops?
Lin Yibai believed in his taste, or rather, believed in his aesthetic as a male.
“A large-brimmed seaside fisherman hat, a white floral spaghetti strap dress, plus flip-flops…” Tsk, tsk, Lin Yibai could only say he was already getting into that vibe, which is the style that boys like.
Some girls might think that adding sunglasses would be cool, handsome, and chic.
But that’s just what they think themselves.
At least in Lin Yibai’s aesthetic perspective.
He prefers that kind of purer, gentler girl! Rather than those self-proclaimed cool, handsome, chic, and individualistic girls; they are not his type.
He strolled to the outside of the Seaside Grand Hotel.
Lin Yibai pressed down his hat’s brim and muttered softly, “He and they should be inside here, right?”
He never forgot the purpose of his trip.
Targeting his rival seemed to have become a secondary issue, more important was exposing the ugly faces of Yang Yueping and those people. Sometimes it was quite funny, wasn’t it?
Now, it was not Lin Yibai who was unfavorable to his rival.
But rather the close friends of his rival Xia Changyu’s girlfriend? They wanted to use the ‘test’ of love as an excuse to hang Xia Changyu up for a beating.
So what is this now? Clearly, he should be the one wanting to retaliate against his rival, but now that others really wanted to attack his rival, shouldn’t he be happy about it? But here I was, going against my original intention and instead helping him?
Lin Yibai couldn’t help but sigh, “How did it turn out like this?” It became the kind of person he hated, and if you asked him why, he would not know!
Just like two poor fools deceived by Gu Xiaoxue, moving closer together.
Lin Yibai sighed; life is not easy.
He started to purposefully remember the surroundings and terrain around the Seaside Grand Hotel.
Including the location of surveillance cameras and other favorable factors.
The reason he did all this was to mutter quietly, “It’s not because I’m concerned about the safety of that guy Xia Changyu, but just to better see him embarrass himself, hehe!”
Yes, it was just to see him embarrass himself.
That’s why he was so serious.
Serious face!!
