61. Good brother, when you dress in women’s clothing, you really have something there!
Lin Yibai understands the matter of women’s clothing.
Women’s clothing: Just wear the girls’ clothes like usual, and that’s it, right?
But when it comes to makeup knowledge, he’s a bit clueless.
What eyeshadow!
What blush, and what lipstick?
Lin Yibai felt overwhelmed: “Oh my god, do I still need to buy some kind of foundation? Makeup remover, eyebrow pencil… spare me!”
If he’s going to wear makeup.
He realized that it’s not easy for girls, having to apply this powder and that powder on their faces.
For the first time, Lin Yibai questioned.
Do I really want to become such a troublesome girl?
Meanwhile,
【Female Correction Value +77%】
After the combination of falsetto and women’s clothing, Lin Yibai discovered that his makeup skills had also skyrocketed in value.
In just a few days since returning from Binhai.
The female correction value had already increased quite a lot.
If he continued practicing makeup, he might even transform right in the dormitory.
Lin Yibai sighed slightly.
He turned around and asked, “Brothers, what do you think of my makeup now?”
The guys in the dorm were sitting up straight, with patches of white and red smeared on his face. Especially the color of the lipstick, which looked more outdated than the walls of the Forbidden City.
Let’s just say, you applied your own makeup.
Don’t you have any self-awareness?
They mainly tried to advise him, urging him: “Xiaobai! Why don’t we just drop this? You’re just not cut out for women’s clothing!”
“You guys are the worst!” Lin Yibai exploded: “Just because my makeup isn’t good now, you decide I’m not cut out for makeup? I’ve just started learning, and as your good brothers, can’t you handle it?”
Yang Chenjun said: “Who can handle this!”
Second brother: “We’re scared!!”
Third brother: “Xiaobai, change back quickly! That nasty woman Gu Xiaoxue isn’t worth you going this crazy for.”
They all believed that Lin Yibai had been led astray by Gu Xiaoxue.
Makeup is a skill.
A good makeup artist can earn hundreds of thousands a year.
Taking a deep breath, Lin Yibai temporarily set aside makeup and said, “How about you guys try my falsetto? I swear… it sounds really cute and nice!”
Yang Chenjun shook his head vigorously: “No, no.”
Lin Yibai was furious: “You’re in for it! If I want you to try, you’d better try.”
Lin Yibai cleared his throat.
‘Hmm~’
‘Ahem~~ hmm hmm, ahem~~’
‘Ahem, hmm, ahem ahem~~~’
The guys watched with trepidation, Yang Chenjun’s eyelids twitching as he said: “Xiaobai, your throat sounds like it’s about to cough up smoke. I suddenly remembered I have something to do, I’ll be leaving, hahaha!”
“I have things too.”
“Wait for me, you two!”
“……”
Damn it, why did they all run away?
Lin Yibai had finally adjusted his falsetto tone; how could he let them go so easily?
You can escape the monk, but not the temple?
Lin Yibai immediately took out his phone and called his good brother Yang Chenjun.
“Hello~”
Yang Chenjun’s trembling voice came through the phone.
Lin Yibai also pitched his voice, sounding delicate: “Old, Old Yang… are you going to the canteen? Could you bring me a takeout meal later?”
The voice was exceptionally soft, completely indistinguishable from the falsetto of a girl.
It was a tone that sounded very pleasant.
Yang Chenjun was momentarily taken aback, then trembled and said: “Wait, is that you, Xiaobai?”
“Who else could it be?”
“……” Even if Lin Yibai held the phone far away, he could still hear a shocked voice coming from the phone: “What the hell!!”
The guys returned.
And conveniently brought Lin Yibai a lunch box.
I have to admit, Lin Yibai is definitely talented at falsetto.
The brothers were stunned.
Yang Chenjun was even more amazed, sighing: “There are those skilled in vocal arts in Beijing…”
Lin Yibai glared at him: “Get lost.”
Yang Chenjun said: “I’m praising you!”
Lin Yibai remained unfazed and retorted: “What praise? It sounds very inappropriate the way you say it!”
“No, I’m really serious.”
“Old Yang, didn’t you just say I wasn’t good enough?”
“You really don’t do well in women’s clothing!” Yang Chenjun crossed his arms, pondering: “But falsetto is another matter. Good brother, your falsetto… has something to it!”
“Now you know my skills!”
“Xiaobai is the best in the world, so can you use your falsetto to help me with a small favor?”
Lin Yibai asked slyly: “What do you want?”
Yang Chenjun began to hesitate, whispering: “Xiaobai, you know me. I’ve been single for twenty years.”
Lin Yibai asked: “So?” You’re not asking me to dress as a girl to pretend to be your girlfriend, are you?
If that’s the case.
That would be quite cliché!
Yang Chenjun chuckled mysteriously and said: “I’ll register a new WeChat account soon, and then you just need to send me a voice message with your falsetto.”
“What content do you want for the voice message?”
“Just say ‘Yang Chenjun, have you eaten yet?’ That’ll do. Damn it, this time I have to turn the tables. With this voice message, who would still dare to call me a single dog?”
Lin Yibai: …
Just that!!?
You’d be better off asking me to dress up and pretend to be your girlfriend! No wonder you, Old Yang, have been single for twenty years; it’s not without reason.
And now the supply and demand has changed.
Before, I was begging you to see me in women’s clothing.
But now, you’re the one begging me! Lin Yibai smiled and said: “You buy me tomorrow’s meal.”
“That’s too much.”
“Right now, you’re the one asking me.”
“But that’s still too much. You’re asking for a voice message for a whole day’s meal, that’s at least thirty bucks. I have to unload more than ten tons of goods at the logistics park.”
Damn, please stop talking.
Suddenly, I feel so sorry for Old Yang.
Yang Chenjun is really a straightforward person, at least a good man who can get by! Otherwise, very few college students would go back to do such exhausting part-time jobs.
Even though he often brags loudly.
He really hasn’t gotten a girlfriend until now.
Ultimately, with the price of one meal for one line, he successfully got Lin Yibai to say that sentence in his falsetto.
Is it worth it?
Old Yang thinks it’s worth it, so be it!
Lin Yibai stood up, planning to find a place to thoroughly study the art of makeup.
However, just after leaving the Male Dormitory Building.
A pair of eyes secretly focused on him: “Quickly notify Xiaoxue, Lin Yibai seems to be heading to the Management Department teaching building. Remember to let Xiaoxue act a bit pitiful.”
Once Gu Xiaoxue returned.
Lin Yibai was not answering calls or messages.
She had the entire dormitory in a tizzy, and after finally waiting for a chance to catch Lin Yibai alone, they naturally had to seize it.
In the girls’ dormitory, Yang Yueping peered out and said: “But Xiaoxue, we heard that Xia Changyu seems to be at the Management Department teaching building as well. What do you think?”
Xia Changyu wanted to repay a favor.
He had been hanging around the Management Department lately.
“What do you think?” Gu Xiaoxue coldly snorted: “If Lin Yibai is there, I’m actually not worried at all.”
She was so confident that Lin Yibai, while in male form, would definitely oppose Xia Changyu?
Who gave you that confidence?
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