I like saunas. It reminds me of when a senior took me there after I joined the company. The terrifying memory of how much my senior liked men.
“Isn’t it a bit hot?”
The brick house we fled into had no explosive magic traps, so we had to endure the horror of being juicy, steamed meat.
“It might get a little hotter. Shall we move to the third floor?”
It would be convenient if there were a water element mage at a time like this, but Richauda reinforcing the outer wall is enough.
“In that case, let’s take a bath. There was a big one on the third floor.”
What!? If there’s something that good, you should have told me sooner. Still, to bring such a heavy thing as a bath to the third floor. The owner must be the type to enjoy a bath with a view from a high place.
On the third floor, half of the floor was allocated to the bath. There was a large window that was now sealed, designed so you could look outside while in the bathtub.
“There’s water in the bottles. If we fill the bath, we can all fit in.”
Bathing in water to escape the heat. Priscilla always comes up with good ideas. We hurriedly filled the bath with water.
“You’re going in like that!?”
As the bath filled with water and I was about to get in, Priscilla stopped me.
“Um, that’s the plan… Is there something wrong?”
“Are you going to wear your clothes in the bath!? And you’re covered in mud! You’ll dirty the bath.”
It’s true I’m covered in mud. I was directly hit by a Giant Boar’s sliding tackle. However, in this situation, it’s better to wear my clothes.
“Please wear your clothes. Your wet clothes will protect your skin from the heat. Everyone else, don’t take them off…”
But they’re already undressed… Only Richauda is in her underwear. Speaking of underwear, a t-shirt and shorts aren’t exactly alluring, but in this world, she’s in her underwear, and she looks more than a little embarrassed.
“Richauda, you’re fine.”
“…But, I…”
Three people had already jumped in naked. It made me, who was about to get in with my clothes on, feel more embarrassed. Was I the one who was wrong?
Seeing Richauda also enter in her underwear, I took off my armor and clothes. I need to cover myself, considering there’s a young girl here… If I cast the “Condense” spell now, I’ll kill myself.
A relaxed bath time for the four of us. Outside the building, it was a sea of fire. The thought of whether this was right crossed my mind, and my head was submerged.
“Wash your face. I’ll help you.”
I’m drowning! He pushed me down with brute force, so I kissed the bottom of the bath. What is this! Is this torture! A waterboarding! Or is it because you’re embarrassed to be seen naked, huhhhh, I, I can’t breathe…
“Gulp!”
The bathwater streaming from my mouth and nose made me realize I was alive, and I was certain I had broken the world record for free-diving.
“Prisiiiiiiiilla!”
I threw a towel into the bathtub and directed my immense killing intent towards Priscilla. I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you today! Priscilla lay with her arms spread wide on the edge of the bathtub, two large melons floating.
What farmer are you from!? Yubari!? Delicious melons can be grown in Ibaraki too! Don’t underestimate Ibaraki produce!
Choose… Choose! Do you want me to twist your head off with Godspeed!? Or be thrown into the burning city!? Or be stabbed to death with a Buster Sword!?
Choose! From the two… Choose one! I approached Priscilla with dark killing intent.
“Eek,”
A cute, clear scream. My stagnant emotions were refreshed, and I turned to Richauda. What’s wrong, my daughter?
Richauda covered her face with both hands, but peeked at me through her fingers. Our eyes didn’t meet, they were looking a little lower, below my chest, below my stomach…
I sank into the bathtub with Godspeed. I was seen… I was seen, my Petty Knife… By a daughter who wasn’t related to me by blood.
“Richauda, don’t scream. This isn’t your first time.”
Whether it’s my first time or not isn’t the issue. It’s from the shame of seeing something I shouldn’t have. Look up shame in a dictionary. It won’t be in your dictionary.
“It’s no wonder Richauda is surprised~. It was even more amazing when the Buster Sword came into play~.”
“That’s right. I thought it was going to come out of my mouth.”
Please! Change the subject! For a while, the conversation continued to the point where Richauda’s face turned red, and my evaluation probably plummeted.
Desperate to raise my standing, I looked around and found something that would improve my image.
“Alana, get me that brick-like thing over there.”
I pointed to an object under the closed window that, while shaped like a brick, was white with spots and of considerable size. When Alana handed it to me, it was exactly what I expected, and this would surely raise my favorability.
Holding it in my left hand, I submerged it slightly and used Ultra Vibration. The bathtub was rapidly covered in foam, creating so much it overflowed.
“What is this, the foam is amazing!”
This is bath foam that girls would love. I used the soap, which is rarely obtainable in this world, without hesitation. The foam overflowed the bathtub, flowed into the bathroom, and filled the area outside the room.
“I’ve heard that foam can extinguish fire. Perhaps it can lower the room temperature.”
It’s a win-win situation if it pleases the girls and lowers the room temperature. Alana and Orietta are delighted, and Richauda seems to be enjoying herself too. Priscilla seems to have switched careers to a watermelon farmer.
While three of them played with the foam, Priscilla looked bored. I thought about eating the watermelons she had grown, when Priscilla stood up, covered in foam.
“I’ll go check things outside. The top is open, right?”
As Priscilla stood up, the foam clinging to her body dripped down, defying gravity. The foam followed her beautiful proportions, making Priscilla look like an angel.
Beautiful… It further enhanced Priscilla’s naked body, which I had seen many times before. And the slowly flowing droplets of foam revealed her bare skin.
Th-this is the ultimate erotic display! Before, I would cut it to reveal bare skin, but this is a revelation in accordance with the natural order. Gravity, temperature, humidity, foam viscosity, skin texture, body contours – these are all combined.
“I’ll go take a look.”
Priscilla turned and stepped out of the bathtub. Wait! Show me a little more!
“Priscilla!”
She turned again, and the foam flew off with her momentum, revealing more of her bare skin. Wonderful! Truly perfect natural sublime. To think such a world existed…
“Huh? If you have nothing else, I’m going.”
The foam displayed a perfect erotic scene. I must write this in my report, for the evolution of humanity… I had Alana and Orietta bring all the paper and pens in the house.
Mikael Sin, Report.
A Study on Erotic Displays Using Foam.
It’s been tens of thousands of years since humanity first started wearing clothes. It is a well-known fact that erotic displays have developed alongside this. Erotic displays, which began with wearing and undressing, have now evolved to cutting clothes and striving for an ideal. As something that aims for an even higher level, I would like to propose the use of “foam” in erotic displays.
“Foam.”
It is something that anyone can easily create, but it is very difficult to handle. I will discuss handling methods later, but first, I would like to write about the benefits.
Merits.
Since the body is wet when handling foam, the skin looks beautiful. Also, because foam covers the entire body, the skin retains its radiance even after the foam is gone.
Although the merits are few at this stage of consideration, the demerits of using foam in erotic displays can be said to be the merits themselves.
Demerits.
To handle foam, one must be in an environment where getting wet is acceptable.
Since foam falls naturally and centrifugally, the parts of the skin that will be exposed cannot be predicted.
Skin texture, foam viscosity, gravity, and other factors must be taken into account, and chaos theory must be applied.
Dealing with these demerits is very difficult, but that is precisely what constitutes an erotic display. The intervention of the gods, when the law of nature, natural fall, is applied to the erotic displays that one has created. Through this, humans and gods are merged, aiming for even greater heights.
Now, I will provide examples of each individual. In the case of subject P…
I wrote. With all my soul. Precious paper and expensive ink being used for this must surely be rejoiced.
I wrote. This moment is history. I am in the midst of creating history. I am contributing to humanity and promoting its evolution.
I wrote. Facing a supreme being akin to a god, I am the closest human to god. The salvation of humanity rests on this report.
Some say war evolved humanity. However, the pen is mightier than the sword, and humanity does not need conflict to advance.
With this report, I, hoping to elevate humanity to greater heights, dropped a sixty-page report of a heel drop from a high position onto the bottom of the bathtub.
“Haaaaaaaaaaa!”
The scream, using all the air in my lungs, was enough to make me lose consciousness. The sunken report tore, the ink bled, and it became unusable…
“Studying at a time like this, you must be really bored. Hahahahaha!”
Was Priscilla’s laughter, which stopped humanity’s evolution, a divine revelation? It’s too early for that. Was what I did blasphemy against the gods?
Evolution has stopped. I will die alone without leaving my name in the history of humanity. From now on, Priscilla’s dark history will begin.
“Hey, this guy looks like he’s drowning. Drowning in the bath, how amusing. Richauda, hold him down and let him release the foam properly.”
If I’m going to die, let me die in my daughter’s embrace.
