Chapter 58: Witch Nuan Nuan
Actually, the moment this crazy thought slipped out, Shaya already felt a bit regretful.
But after thinking about it, what was his ultimate purpose for coming here?
Wasn’t it just to seek death?
So after a brief hesitation, Shaya became resolute again: “If you want to avoid the curse, why not try different clothes? I can help with that.”
After speaking, he looked at the opposite side with clear eyes.
He could swear to the heavens that any lewd intentions were non-existent; it was all completely for Witch Miss!
Witch Miss did not respond, quietly holding the hot soup in her hands, sipping it slowly.
After a while, she slowly set the bowl down and raised her eyes to look at Shaya.
“You seem to have misunderstood something.” She gazed at him for a long time, her voice cold. “Although I have tolerated your offensive behavior time and again, it does not mean that I am like those human women you interact with regularly.”
“Do you… perhaps underestimate me too much?”
Her pink lips continued to spit out cold words.
Clearly, whether as an existence with a deity’s status or as a woman, Witch Miss felt offended.
If she hadn’t been imprisoned in the Abyss Palace and had been reading for tens of thousands of years, becoming so laid-back, along with her fairly good disposition towards Shaya, then if someone else had come, their grave grass would probably already be growing.
To her, Shaya’s words were no different from “Witch Miss, I want to see your naked body.”
After all, they had barely met five times.
Even human women wouldn’t so readily offer themselves, right?
At this moment, the coldness in her eyes clearly carried a trace of frost, watching Shaya with a questioning attitude.
When women feel underestimated, the emotions they unleash can often be surprising.
Shaya froze for a moment.
Let me tell you a joke.
He was still a virgin.
If it were just to be lewd, Deyora was always willing to serve him.
Even Selly, who was very playful, seemed to carry that meaning, having given him quite a bit of leeway.
Not to mention, Shaya hadn’t forgotten about the young lady from the Algezia family, whom he had planted seeds of fear in; turning her into a hot weapon would be a piece of cake.
“You misunderstand.” Shaya shook his head, reaching for the bowl on the table and pouring her a bowl of soup. “I am not that kind of ruffian.”
“It’s just that I believe, before being a cursed sinner, Your Excellency is first and foremost a woman. Pursuing beauty is a woman’s nature and your most basic right.”
“But this right has now been stripped away by an existence lesser than yourself.”
Shaya helped Witch Miss with a piece of fish belly and continued, “From the effect of this curse, I think that the goddess’s appearance must be inferior to yours, which is why she feels jealous, right?”
“And the way you live so miserably now, even your clothes are merely ‘shame cloth’ that the goddess has ‘granted’ you. If she were to see you like this, do you think she would applaud in delight?”
“Why should we do something that pleases our enemies?”
“Don’t you have even the slightest bit of unwillingness?”
After a moment of silence, the oppressive aura rising from Witch Miss gradually dissipated.
She closed her eyes and softly said, “Long ago, I… also had a dress that I liked very much, but later Beatrice took a liking to it and went out of her way to snatch it away.”
“She has always been that kind of person; if she likes something, she will do everything possible to take it.”
Wow.
So there’s a veteran green tea goddess.
But speaking of dresses, Shaya suddenly remembered what Aileen had said that night, when they were looking at the moon on the rooftop.
“I saw a very pretty big sister in a pleated skirt dancing up there.”
That was her exact wording.
At the time, Shaya thought it was just a child’s whimsical statement and didn’t take it seriously.
But hearing Witch Miss’s memory, he thought for a moment and said, “Is the dress you like similar to that kind of pleated style?”
Upon hearing this, Witch Miss froze.
She stared into Shaya’s eyes, her cold tone rising a little, “You… have seen that woman Beatrice?”
He shook his head and repeated his conversation with Aileen from that day.
Upon hearing this, Witch Miss gently sighed, “Ever since she stole my dress, she has been wearing it and has never taken it off.”
“She has a strong desire to destroy and possess; once she realizes you and I are deeply connected, it will not bode well for you.”
“You need to be careful.”
Shaya nodded.
After a moment of silence, Shaya felt that the two had talked for quite a while and had drifted away from the topic.
So he suggested again: “This idea was not meant to offend you.”
“If you wish, you can completely block my sight so that my gaze does not desecrate your body and I won’t even touch you.”
“No need.” Witch Miss shook her head, “Moreover, the clothes and jewelry I create are also within the range of the curse.”
“Unless their sources do not belong to the Abyss Palace.”
“That’s easy to manage.” Shaya snapped his fingers, ignoring the first half of Witch Miss’s words, “Just send me out first.”
……
After a lot of persuasion, Witch Miss reluctantly separated a wisp of black mist to kill Shaya.
After leaving the Abyss Palace, he checked the time.
He had stayed in the palace for quite a while; two days had already passed outside, and it was now deep into the third night.
Walking onto the street, Shaya looked up at the moon shining with a cool brilliance, wondering if that green tea goddess who had stolen the witch’s beloved little dress was over there?
As soon as this thought emerged, he suddenly felt a bit dizzy.
At the same time, faint whispers echoed in his ears.
Looking at the moon once more, Shaya smiled thoughtfully and said nothing.
Then, he hurried back to the upper city, taking advantage of the ongoing nightlife to visit all the high-end tailor shops in the city.
“Yes, yes, yes, according to this style, the zipper will be here.”
“Uh, size? Let me think, probably around this big?”
“Get me one in every color of stockings.”
“Rush it, do it as fast as you can; I want it today, I can pay extra, name your price!”
“An order from the Viscountess? Haha, standing in front of you is a distinguished Viscount!”
“Besides, I’m doing this under the commission of the Judgment Tower; this is my inspector badge, take a good look.”
“Alright, I’ll come back to pick it up later.”
Similar conversations continuously happened in several tailor shops that catered to the upper class.
Shaya used all his might, both threatening and enticing, and tens of thousands of gold coins were spent like water.
Don’t ask; just knowing that he just robbed the Violet Manor and is now a millionaire, he isn’t lacking the little money from Witch Nuan Nuan!
Every time Shaya entered a tailor shop, he would display a type of clothing style transformed from Miss Jin to show them as a sample.
One tailor shop was responsible for rushing out a set of clothes; working simultaneously would increase the speed significantly.
Moreover, Shaya was not asking for the complex and luxurious dresses of this world, which could weigh over ten pounds; instead, he requested some minimalistic clothing styles from his past life.
Combined with certain unique magical means of this world, the labor time was very short, and it only took a few hours to complete.
During this time, with nothing else to do, Shaya returned to the academy and checked in on Deyora.
Once everything was ready, Shaya returned to the Abyss Palace with various dresses filled in his dimensional ring.
……
Due to the different time ratios between the palace and the outside world, to Witch Miss’s perception, only a short while had passed before Shaya reappeared at the entrance of the portal.
By the way, Witch Miss did not have the ability to create a portal out of thin air.
Her earlier attempt to send Shaya out relied on the previous teleportation channel not being completely extinguished; she could maintain it for a while longer.
So as soon as Shaya entered the palace, he casually extinguished the silver flame on the portal.
Casually closing the door is a good habit.
That way, Witch Miss would need to kill him to make him leave.
“……”
Under Witch Miss’s gaze, Shaya took out one complete set of clothing after another from the ring.
Most of them were strange styles she had never seen before.
“Are you… really going to do this?”
She looked at the dresses in Shaya’s hands with a complex expression.
“In my hometown, there is an interesting saying.”
“Don’t lower your head; the crown will fall. Don’t cry; the despicable will laugh.”
“In such a situation, the only powerful counter against those who seek to push you down is to be happy, beautiful, and delightful yourself.”
Shaya held up a delicate white dress with thin straps and said.
Witch Miss was the type with a cold temperament; it was impossible to make her decide on such things herself.
What could Shaya do instead?
He could only take the initiative.
“Moreover, do you think I am here tirelessly for no reason?” Shaya smiled candidly. “Forget the past; take off that damn ‘shame cloth,’ and let me be the human who witnesses your beauty.”
After a long silence, Witch Miss stared into Shaya’s eyes.
Finally, she gently waved her hand.
In an instant, the space fell into absolute darkness!
Shaya did not have night vision capabilities, so he could only follow sound and walk toward Witch Miss.
“No need.” A voice suddenly came from in front of Shaya, “Just right here.”
In the dark, the only one with sight, Witch Miss, took a deep breath, her gaze quivering.
Accompanied by a ripple of water, the tattered long skirt concealing her body disappeared, revealing an exquisite, pale body in the palace.
……
When the lights turned on again, Shaya blinked and returned to his senses from the somewhat lifeless darkness.
In fact, the process was not as romantic as he had imagined.
Aside from the rustling sounds of fabric rubbing against each other, Shaya did not feel anything else, not even touching Witch Miss’s skin.
Looking at the Witch Miss in the white long dress in front of the mirror, Shaya was slightly stunned.
After changing into a different dress, even the feeling of beauty it exuded had changed.
If the Witch Miss in the black long dress had a cold and seductive quality, now she gained a touch of coolness and leisure.
Paired with strappy high-heeled sandals, she resembled a university student going on holiday to the beach.
Watching the scene before her, Witch Miss gently lifted the edge of her dress, silently gazing at herself in the mirror, without saying a word.
But Shaya could clearly see a trace of surprise in her gaze.
After ten thousand years without dressing herself up, the repressed love for beauty in the woman named Agnes was released.
Shaya slowly walked to Witch Miss’s side, pulled out a sun hat from the ring, and gently placed it on her head.
“Beautiful.” Shaya couldn’t help but exclaim, “Hmm… I mean, you are truly beautiful.”
Witch Miss glanced at him without speaking.
“Continue.”
After a while, Shaya brought out the second outfit, which was a combination of wedge shoes, black stockings, a pleated skirt, and a sailor suit.
“In my hometown, this outfit is also referred to as a JK uniform… cough cough, the reason I’m suggesting this is purely because I think you are very young and full of youthful vigor.”
Shaya babbled.
The lights went out again.
Because of the existence of leggings, Shaya unavoidably felt Witch Miss’s tender, delicate feet once more.
Silky and exquisite.
Due to being too close, Shaya even caught a faint, refreshing fragrance.
Agnes didn’t say anything, but he could clearly detect a slight tremor from her bare feet.
Finally, after changing into this outfit, the moment the lights turned back on, Shaya couldn’t help but applaud.
Kofuku-san, Chitanda-san, Shiyu-senpai, Mai-senpai… I’m sorry, I’ve betrayed the two-dimensional black long straight JK.
The three-dimensional world is wonderful!
For a while after that, Shaya completely transformed the atmosphere of his trip to the Abyss Palace into a Witch Nuan Nuan mini-game.
Meanwhile, various dresses and accessories that didn’t fit the styles of the other world were matched onto Witch Miss.
It could only be said that when she changed clothes, she became the perfect female model in the world.
It was no longer a question of whether the skirt suited her, but rather which outfit didn’t look good on her.
After all, she was a woman who had made a “shame cloth” look devastatingly beautiful.
After a round of trying, at his strong suggestion, he switched Witch Miss back to the original white strap dress.
“It’s time for me to go.”
Finally, Shaya said with some regret.
A long time had passed outside, and he still had many things to deal with in reality. Everything he had done for Witch Miss was enough.
“……”
Witch Miss gently adjusted the sun hat on her head, looking at Shaya.
After a moment, she spoke, “When you come next time, I have something to give you.”
Then a wisp of black mist rose from her hand.
Shaya boldly stepped forward, accepting the black mist into his heart, his face turning pale and feeling immense pain.
As if unwilling to witness this scene, Witch Miss closed her eyes, stepping away on her crisp high heels, slowly turning around.
Watching her back, Shaya said with a pale face, “No need to be concerned, Your Excellency, I won’t die.”
“And… as a trade, when I come here next time… I will… show you a… miracle…”
“A… miracle from a parallel world.”
……
When Shaya woke up again, he found himself not in the location of the summoning ritual, but in an endless black plain.
At the edge of the plain hung a bright, round moon.
“Is that so.”
“You are the human who released Agnes from her seal.”
A clear, ethereal voice came from above.
Shaya looked in the direction of the sound.
In the distance, on the thickest branch of a big tree, sat a girl in a white pleated long dress, with long white hair flowing behind her. Her slender legs wore ballet shoes, swinging gently, like a dancing fairy in the moonlight.
Her small face was pale and flawless, but it seemed obscured by a fuzzy power, making her true appearance unclear.
“Interesting, she actually didn’t kill you.” The girl giggled as she gracefully descended from the tree, hands behind her back, bending slightly as she appeared before Shaya, “Congratulations, you are the first man ever favored by a witch.”
“Agnes and I are good friends, and since you are someone she favors… would you like to become my follower?”
The melodious voice resonated from all directions, carrying a hint of temptation.
Shaya looked at the white-haired girl before him and gently sighed, “Are you the green tea bitch who stole someone else’s dress?”
In his vision, above the white-haired girl, there was a bright red marker indicating “villain.”
