34 Years Old, and Still a Magical Girl

“What? You want me to become a magical girl and fight interdimensional demons? Are you kidding me?”
Who was he, really?
Song Wuli, age 34. No girlfriend. Crushed under a mortgage.
Survived several waves of corporate layoffs thanks to “voluntary overtime.”
A walking collection of chronic conditions: cervical spondylosis, chronic rhinitis, osteoporosis, high blood sugar.
“Magical girls can gain…”