Chapter 160: Xiao Tian, Silly Feng Yu Die! Stupid Feng Yu Die! Hateful Feng Yu Die! (5.5k)
Gurgle, gurgle…
Water poured into Ye Anping’s ears, making them ring unpleasantly. He couldn’t clearly hear what the two people on the surface were discussing.
He could only faintly catch a “woo woo, eh eh” of conversation, and his spiritual sense couldn’t penetrate the layer of spiritual energy floating on the water’s surface, which acted as a natural barrier.
After hesitating for a moment, he decided to calm down and observe the flawless, fair body in front of him.
The spiritual pool water was actually very clear. If not for the shimmering layer of spiritual energy on the surface, one could see the bottom directly.
Therefore, Xiao Yunluo’s body was completely visible to him.
Under the refraction of light, Xiao Yunluo’s willow-like slender waist swayed gently with the flowing water. Her abdomen was free of any excess flesh, fair and firm, smooth and plump. Illuminated by the spiritual energy’s radiance on the water’s surface, she seemed to glow.
Ye Anping suddenly realized that the bodies of the women around him were almost cast from the same mold, perfect in every way, with only slight differences in their navels.
Li Longling’s navel was tied imperfectly, shaped like a crescent moon. Xiao Yunluo’s, however, was perfectly symmetrical like a full moon, very similar to his junior sister’s.
Ye Anping was curious about Feng Yu Die and turned his head to take a look. Just as he was about to look, he noticed a strand of golden light emanating from Xiao Yunluo’s navel.
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What was that?
Ye Anping initially thought it was just a projection caused by the refraction of light from the spiritual energy on the water’s surface, like a mirage. However, after squinting and observing carefully for a while, he realized something was wrong.
A tuft of golden fur was actually growing from Xiao Yunluo’s navel.
Was she cursed? Or was there something in the water?
As he was wondering why, he saw the hair begin to grow longer.
The next moment, Ye Anping seemed to hear a “pop” sound, and a head squeezed out of Xiao Yunluo’s navel, meeting his gaze.
“…”
Hiss—So it was this peculiar little fellow.
He hadn’t even realized that if Feng Yu Die was here, Xiao Tian must be with her.
Although Ye Anping’s expression remained calm, Xiao Tian’s actions made him unable to hold back. The air in his lungs rose directly to his mouth, puffing out his cheeks into two balls.
“Goo—”
Xiao Tian, stuck in Xiao Yunluo’s belly, looked at Ye Anping expressionlessly. Then, its small eyeballs slowly moved downwards, turning into a pair of ‘three-white eyes’ (eyes where the whites are visible above and below the iris).
“…”
After observing for a while, Xiao Tian raised its eyebrows, a strange blush appearing on its face.
“Hoh~…”
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle—
Amused by its expression, Ye Anping couldn’t hold back any longer. Air rushed out of his nostrils, gurgling upwards towards the surface of the water.
At the same time, he began to exert force with his legs, preparing to ascend.
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On the surface of the water, Xiao Yunluo felt Ye Anping trying to rise. Seeing Feng Yu Die still nearby, she quickly applied more pressure on Ye Anping’s shoulder, forcing him back underwater.
“Ye Anping!! What are you doing? Don’t move around!! Second is still here!”
She didn’t believe Ye Anping couldn’t hold his breath. A cultivator in the Foundation Establishment Stage could hold their breath underwater for an hour without any issues.
She didn’t want anyone to know that Ye Anping was bathing with her. But Ye Anping was struggling to surface, and she was finding it hard to hold him down. She had no choice but to call out to Feng Yu Die:
“Second! Get out of the pool quickly!!”
“Huh?”
Feng Yu Die looked confused and wronged, lowering her chin. It was already bad enough that Senior Sister Xiao was driving her away, but now Senior Sister Xiao wanted to kick her out too.
Why?
“Senior Sister Xiao, what did I do to make you dislike me so much… I don’t think I did anything to anger you?”
“You… Never mind!! Turn your back to me first!!”
“Why?” Feng Yu Die tilted her head. “Senior Sister Xiao, are you injured? I can help you heal.”
“No… I…”
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle—
Suddenly, many bubbles emerged from the water in front of Xiao Yunluo’s chest, interrupting her speech.
The west wind rustled, and the pool was instantly filled with the sound of bubbling water.
Feng Yu Die stared for a long time and suddenly understood why Xiao Yunluo wanted her to leave.
“Senior Sister Xiao, so you wanted to fart? It’s okay… I don’t mind. When I was little, I used to bathe with my Master, and after eating fried immortal beans, I couldn’t stop farting. Gurgle, gurgle. Every time bubbles appeared, my Master would immediately throw me out of the pool and hang me on a tree.”
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You can actually say such things?
Xiao Yunluo’s lips parted slightly. Her face turned ashen, but she didn’t know what to say.
“…”
Feng Yu Die, with a nostalgic look, floated on the pool, leaning on the back of her head and gazing at the sky. She sighed, “But I do miss those times. When I used to bathe with Master, she would even help me scrub my back. It’s a pity Master passed away two years ago.”
Then, she grinned at Xiao Yunluo and asked, “Senior Sister Xiao, do you want me to help you scrub your back? I’m really good at it, and I scrub very clean, hehe—”
“I…”
Just as Xiao Yunluo was about to refuse, Ye Anping could no longer hold his breath. He grabbed her hand and executed a ‘White Dragon Emerging from Water’ move.
Splash—
The handsome white dragon leaped out of the water, its waist-length black hair drawing a black arc on the water’s surface.
“Haa—”
Ye Anping opened his mouth wide and took a deep breath. He raised his hand and swept his hair back. At the same time, Xiao Tian chased him out from underwater and flew to his ear, scolding,
“Young Master Ye, you said you couldn’t see me? You were scared by me, humph~~ Just admit it, you can see me! You and Feng Yu Die are both masters of the Heavenly Scroll of the Dao, a match made in heaven!”
“…”
Ye Anping ignored it. He took a breath and looked at Feng Yu Die, who was a short distance away with a look of shock. He then came up with an excuse—he wasn’t scared by Xiao Tian, but rather couldn’t hold his breath because he had seen Xiao Yunluo naked.
So, he turned to Xiao Yunluo and said coldly, “Senior Sister Xiao, don’t let the white, shimmering appearance of this spiritual pool fool you. It’s actually just a layer of water and wood spiritual mist. It’s quite clear underwater.”
“Ah?”
Xiao Yunluo thought for a moment before understanding. She looked at the frothy spiritual energy clinging to her chest in disbelief and quickly pinched her nose, ducking her head underwater to check. Seeing that it was clear and transparent beneath the surface, and remembering her position with Ye Anping, her cheeks immediately turned red, as if she had been boiled.
“Wuwu—”
But then again, was Ye Anping’s breathlessness due to seeing her naked?
Xiao Yunluo turned her head to look at Ye Anping from underwater, but he was already walking towards the shore. All she could see was a pair of firm buttocks.
Even though it was just his buttocks… but…
Gurgle—Gurgle, gurgle—
Xiao Yunluo suddenly felt a mist of blood scatter before her eyes, and the spiritual pool water gushed into her mouth and nostrils.
“Cough, cough, cough—”
Xiao Yunluo frantically waved her hands, trying to surface, but the more she struggled, the deeper she sank.
“Help… Cough, cough, cough—Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle—”
Ye Anping glanced at Xiao Yunluo thrashing underwater. Thinking she wouldn’t drown in a short while and it might serve to distract Feng Yu Die, he looked at Feng Yu Die and said, “Senior Sister Feng, good evening. Senior Sister Xiao is drowning, aren’t you going to save her?”
“…”
Feng Yu Die stared at Ye Anping’s upper body protruding from the water. She was only wondering: So Young Master Ye’s body is so different from hers?
His abs are so well-defined, and his waist is so broad, giving him a sense of power.
She was stunned for a moment, feeling something strange, but she wanted to look a little longer.
Seeing Feng Yu Die’s fixed gaze, Ye Anping twitched his eyebrows and asked, “Is it pretty?”
“Yes, Young Master Ye, your body is quite nice, but not as nice as mine.” Feng Yu Die grinned, “Hehe—”
Ye Anping’s eyes twitched. He added, “…Do you want Senior Sister Xiao to drown in this bath, or do you want to continue looking at me?”
“Oh!!”
Feng Yu Die finally came to her senses. She quickly dog-paddled towards Xiao Yunluo and pulled her out of the water, letting her lean on her.
“Ah… Cough, cough, cough—”
“Senior Sister Xiao, calm down!! Breathe—Breathe slowly…”
“Cough—”
After pulling Xiao Yunluo out of the water, Feng Yu Die looked towards Ye Anping again and found that he had disappeared. However, a streak of spiritual energy arched across the starlit sky.
After a moment of愣, Feng Yu Die suddenly realized. She looked down at Xiao Yunluo, who was being held by her shoulders, weak and still spitting water from her mouth, and said weakly, “Senior Sister Xiao, you should have said earlier that you were having a secret meeting with Young Master Ye! If you had said so earlier, I wouldn’t have come down, I would have just left.”
“I… Cough, cough, cough—”
Xiao Yunluo was so angered by her words that her eyes went black. After a few breaths, her eyes rolled back, and she fainted.
“Ah… Senior Sister Xiao, wake up!”
Xiao Tian, floating in mid-air watching Ye Anping’s departure with a dark expression, floated back. Seeing that Xiao Yunluo was fine, it said,
“Feng Yu Die, was Young Master Ye’s body good-looking?”
“Ah? It was quite good-looking. I’ve never seen a man’s body before.”
Xiao Tian nodded with satisfaction and explained,
“Hmph~ A man’s body has a natural sense of power, and most women are drawn to this sense of power. Did you think that if you were held by him, you would feel very secure?”
Feng Yu Die pondered for a moment and shook her head, “No, he was just a bit wider and thicker. What sense of security is there? For security, you have to rely on this…”
He smiled slightly, clenched his fist, and gave a gentle wave, “Young Master Ye can’t beat me either. If anything, Junior Sister Pei is much more secure than Young Master Ye.”
“…”
Afterward, Feng Yu Die touched her belly, held her breath, and tensed her abdominal muscles. However, even though she held her breath until her cheeks turned red, she couldn’t make her abs show.
After trying for a while, she gave up.
“Forget it… I won’t do it anymore.”
“Feng Yu Die, Young Master Ye saw you naked just now.”
Feng Yu Die raised her eyebrows and retorted, “Hmm… Should I go and chop him? Master used to teach me that if a man sees you naked, you should chop him first without asking any questions.”
“No, I mean…”
Feng Yu Die rolled her eyes at it and sneered, “Heh, don’t think I can’t hear you. You just want to set us up. Xiao Tian, I’ll say it again, I’m devoted to Junior Sister Pei!! Hmph~ And besides…”
“Besides?”
“He saw me naked, and I saw him naked too.” Feng Yu Die put her hands on her hips, her face full of pride. “I’m not at a disadvantage, hmph!”
“No, you… you didn’t see everything.”
“Why not? One belly, two chests, one head, two hands, I saw it all.”
“He has something below too…”
“What else?”
“He has…”
Xiao Tian pouted. Recalling what it had seen underwater, its face suddenly flushed red with embarrassment. It then leaped backward into the water.
“Don’t ask me!! Silly Feng Yu Die! Stupid Feng Yu Die! Hateful Feng Yu Die!!!”
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Feng Yu Die looked displeased and sighed, shaking her head, “Why is everyone cursing me? Only Young Master Ye calls me Senior Sister Feng. Sigh—But Junior Sister Pei also likes to call me ‘Second’ (二傻子), which sounds sweet and intimate, hehe…”
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The silver moon hung high in the sky, and the night wind rustled.
Ye Anping stood on his flying sword, dressing himself as he flew. A sense of resentment had nowhere to go.
He came here to bathe to settle his cultivation, but instead of settling his cultivation, he ended up consuming some of his spiritual energy for Xiao Yunluo.
However, there were also unexpected gains.
Xiao Yunluo told him that Yun Xi considered him and Pei Lianxue to be illegitimate children of her father.
In the game, the Moon Shadow Sword Sect event had two prerequisite quests.
First, in the Imperial Sect’s main storyline, one must complete Yun Xi’s series of quests and reach the Mid Foundation Establishment stage.
Second, one must find a broken sword in the Five Elements Town Inn in the Central Domain.
Currently, he hadn’t even touched either of the prerequisite quests.
Yun Xi had proactively sought him out.
Without a doubt, if he and Pei Lianxue were to meet Yun Xi, they would directly skip the second prerequisite quest and be forcibly entangled in the Moon Shadow Sword Sect event.
The quest rewards for the Moon Shadow Sword Sect were very generous. The two Sword Arts that he and Pei Lianxue had learned were also rewards from this series of quests. However, it was too early for that. He had to wait until both he and Pei Lianxue reached the Mid or Late Foundation Establishment stage.
He decided to ignore it for the time being.
There were two matters to attend to now. First, cure Li Longling’s eyes. Second, bring Brother Liang and his daughter back to the Hundred Lotus Sect to settle down. After that, he could also go into secluded cultivation with his junior sister for a while, waiting for the Imperial Sect storyline to erupt before planning the Moon Shadow Sword Sect matters.
As Ye Anping was contemplating his future plans, he had unknowingly returned to Du Chun City.
Seeing that the lights in the Jiang Mansion below were dim, and the maidservants and guards on duty were yawning, he stealthily climbed over the back wall. Like a scumbag husband returning from a clandestine affair, he tiptoed to the window of his bedroom.
Seeing that the bedroom light was off, he thought his junior sister was likely already asleep.
When he reached the door, he noticed that the wooden door of the bedroom was ajar. It was probably left open by his junior sister in case he returned late and couldn’t get in.
“Hoo—”
Ye Anping sighed. With a creak, he gently pushed the door open wider, squeezed himself in, and then closed the door as quietly as possible, locking it.
Creak—Click—
Moonlight streamed into the room through the paper window, casting half the room in coolness and half in desolation.
However, when he reached the bedside, Ye Anping discovered that there were actually two people lying on the bed where he and his junior sister usually slept, with two large and small lumps under the quilt.
“Hiss—”
He leaned over the bed and pulled back a corner of the quilt, only to find Liang Ating nestled in his junior sister’s arms like a maggot.
Although he had told his junior sister earlier to try and take care of Liang Ating, how had they ended up sleeping like this?
The bed wasn’t big, and Ating was sleeping with his junior sister.
Where would he sleep?
Ye Anping was somewhat helpless. He looked at his junior sister’s face and saw that she was staring at him with wide, bright eyes, which startled him for a moment.
Pei Lianxue pursed her lips and whispered, “Senior Brother, shush—Ating is asleep.”
“…”
Indeed, his junior sister had cultivated with him since childhood. If he wasn’t by her side, she wouldn’t be able to sleep soundly and would wake up at the slightest disturbance.
Ye Anping was a little helpless and asked, “Where will I sleep?”
“Squeeze in?”
“Alright.”
He replied softly and then took off his shoes, preparing to climb onto the bed and squeeze Ating between them. But as soon as he got on the bed, Ating, who had been asleep, suddenly raised her hand and punched him in the face.
The little girl had even used spiritual energy in her punch, causing a sharp whistling sound.
Ye Anping reacted quickly and dodged, but dark lines appeared on his face. He then reached out to grab Liang Ating by the scruff of her neck, intending to throw her out of the room.
However, as soon as he reached out to grab her, Liang Ating clung tightly to Pei Lianxue’s waist.
“Don’t grab my mother!! I want to be with my mother… *sniff* woo—”
Two large tears welled up from the corners of her tightly shut eyes.
Ye Anping’s hand paused slightly. He then remembered that this girl had been adopted by Liang Zhu and had likely been a child of refugees before. He subtly frowned, let out a soft sigh, and quietly lay down beside her.
“This girl is quite…”
Bang—
Liang Ating suddenly rolled over and threw an elbow towards Ye Anping’s face. Fortunately, Ye Anping reacted quickly and blocked it with his hand, otherwise, it would have hit his nose bridge directly.
Ye Anping’s eyes twitched. He glared at Liang Ating, but in the end, he couldn’t help it. He stood up, grabbed Liang Ating by the scruff of her neck, and carried her off the bed. He placed her by the bedroom door and firmly closed the door.
*Snap*—
The sound of the door closing made Liang Ating tremble. She groggily rubbed her eyes and woke up.
She looked at her unfamiliar surroundings and was dazed for a long time. Then, still groggy, she walked back towards her courtyard.
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Lying back on the bed, Pei Lianxue didn’t say anything. She just snuggled into her senior brother’s arms and asked, “Senior Brother, I’ll start teaching Ating cultivation tomorrow. I just arranged it with her, and she agreed. She seemed very happy too.”
“…Does Brother Liang know?”
“I told Brother Liang too, and he agreed. Ating’s future cultivation can be entirely entrusted to me.”
Brother Liang, I hope you don’t regret it… Ye Anping pouted. He didn’t say anything. After all, he would be watching. As long as his junior sister didn’t mess up Ating’s cultivation.
Anyway, if his junior sister wanted to try, he’d let her. It would be good for Ating to experience some pain.
“Okay… let’s sleep, goodnight. After Senior Brother rests for a few more days, I’ll go help Li Longling heal her eyes.”
“Okay, I’ll go with you too.”
“Mm…”
Ye Anping nodded, thinking nothing of it. However, he didn’t know that Liang Ating had just asked Pei Lianxue about the picture book. This reminded Pei Lianxue that her senior brother had asked her to take the picture book to Senior Sister Xiao.
She could go with her senior brother in a few days.
Mm…
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Ps: Today, I’m updating with a large chapter. Some people like daily life plots, while others don’t. In the next few chapters, I’ll wrap things up and then move forward.
