The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix – Chapter 271

Chapter 272: Yi Jiusi, Let’s Fuck Your Dad Together

After a few days.

Whoosh—

Goose feather snow was fluttering in the sky, and the cold wind howled, blowing past Central Peak Sword Cliff, causing myriad golden white robes to ripple.

Early in the morning, disciples above the Foundation Establishment Stage in Moon Shadow Sword Sect were all wearing the sect’s golden white robes and gathered at Central Peak Sword Cliff. They stood in formation on the square in front of the grotto.

Yun Jiujiu held an oil-paper fan in each hand, standing between two wheelchairs. Her gaze was fixed on the giant obsidian stone door on the steps ahead.

Unlike usual, she was wearing the demure light blue dress she had shown Feng Yu Die before. Her golden hair was tied into a bun, and coupled with her small stature, she looked very well-behaved.

However, being well-behaved was contingent on her not speaking.

“Sis, it’s one thing for Third Sister to be in a wheelchair, she can’t move at all. Why are you in a wheelchair? The last time I came to see you, you were lying in bed and not moving much.”

Under the umbrella in Yun Jiujiu’s right hand, Yun Yiyi, dressed in a golden white Daoist robe, showed a hint of embarrassment on her face. She averted her gaze and said,

“I accidentally injured my muscles and bones while practicing spear earlier. My legs are still a bit weak.”

“Huh? Why were you practicing spear?”

“I found a good spear, so I tried it…”

“Then what does practicing spear have to do with your legs? Isn’t it your arms?”

Yun Yiyi was full of embarrassment and hastily made up an excuse:

“…I practiced my legs first through a side path.”

“Heh, I used to call you a weak-kneed shrimp, and now you’ve turned into one?”

You little girl who hasn’t experienced anything doesn’t know shit! … Yun Jiujiu rolled her eyes at her, not wanting to continue the topic. After thinking for a moment, she asked,

“Feng Yu Die is gone, are you going to miss her?”

Hearing her mention Feng Yu Die, Yun Jiujiu shrugged indifferently and replied,

“Miss her? She’s a girl, why keep her here? To be my maidservant?”

Yun Yiyi covered her mouth and chuckled:

“Then why did I hear that after you left me that day, you saw Feng Yu Die’s farewell letter, and then drank alone for a whole day and night.”

Yun Jiujiu blushed a little and interrupted,

“Go away!! When do I not drink for a day and night? It has nothing to do with her, okay.”

As the two were chatting, Yun Xi on Yun Jiujiu’s left raised her hand slightly. After a few days of recuperation, she had recovered from only being able to move her fingers to being able to move her arms, and could also speak a little, without needing Zhang Yihe to translate for her.

These past few days, Zhang Yihe was almost angered to death by her.

“Jiujiu…”

Yun Jiujiu blinked and asked, “Third Sister, what’s wrong?”

Yun Xi gave her a thumbs-up:

“Fuck your dad…”

Yun Jiujiu patted her chest and returned a positive look:

“Fuck your dad!”

Then, the two of them looked at Yun Yiyi, who hadn’t joined the conversation, as if waiting for her to say something too.

Yun Yiyi averted her gaze, somewhat unwillingly, and replied,

“Don’t look at me, I won’t say it, it’s too rude.”

“Sis, you came up with this idea, making me dress like this to approach our old man, and then take his life when he’s caught off guard. This method is quite rude.”

“But you two asked me for advice, didn’t you? Whether you can take his life, I have no confidence. Don’t let him see through you before you even get close.”

“Don’t worry, I practiced in front of the mirror many times yesterday, it’s foolproof. Come on, you say it too.”

“Fuck your dad…”

“Louder! Put some spirit into it.”

“Fuck your dad!!”

Rumble…

As they were talking, the ground of the sword cliff rumbled, like muffled thunder rolling.

The giant stone door in front of the three began to shake, and the vines covering its upper edge were shaken off.

The Sword Sect elders standing behind Yun Jiujiu and the other two bowed with clasped hands, and led the myriad disciples below in bowing together:

“““Welcome Sect Master Yun out of seclusion.”””

“““You may rise.”””

A neutral voice came from the gap in the door, echoing among the hundreds of miles of mountain peaks of Moon Shadow Sword Sect.

A man dressed in golden Daoist robes stepped out from the crack in the stone door.

The man was tall and burly, with a white-gold complexion, sword-like eyebrows, and blue eyes. A pair of bright red double-petaled plum blossoms were tattooed on his forehead. He looked like a man with feminine features, yet possessed the sharp gaze of a man.

Yun Tianchong walked down the steps one by one, surveying the various peaks of the Sword Sect from the high platform. Then he looked at his three daughters, and seeing that two of them were sitting in wheelchairs, a hint of confusion appeared in his eyes.

He looked at Yun Xi, who was wrapped in bandages, pondered for a moment, and asked,

“Jiujiu, why are you so injured?”

?

Yun Jiujiu, standing between the two, was full of confusion. She saw her father’s gaze fixed on Yun Xi and wondered why he was calling his third sister “Jiujiu”?

Yun Xi’s eyes twitched, but she was injured and couldn’t speak, so she remained silent.

“… …”

Yun Yiyi on the other side explained:

“Dad, Third Sister was caught in a fight between two Nascent Soul cultivators, that’s how she got like this.”

Yun Tianchong paused slightly and coughed lightly:

“Cough cough… So it’s Xi’er. I didn’t recognize you wrapped up like this.”

Yun Xi gritted her teeth slightly: “It’s fine…”

Then, Yun Tianchong turned to Yun Yiyi. Having mistaken her just now, he hesitated for a moment and asked,

“Then are you Jiujiu?”

“Dad.” Yun Yiyi gritted her teeth slightly, a faint smile on her face, “I am Yi’er. If you can’t distinguish the three of us, please just use ‘you’ as the way to address us. The disciples below can’t hear, but the elders are here.”

Yun Tianchong was slightly stunned. He shifted his gaze to the Sword Sect elders who were bowing with clasped hands nearby. Seeing that several of them were looking at him helplessly, he felt a bit embarrassed and coughed,

“Ahaha… I was just joking, father. How could there be a father who can’t distinguish his own daughters in this world?”

Yun Yiyi, Yun Xi, and Yun Jiujiu all looked disgusted, as if to say: Aren’t we right here?

Yun Yiyi gave Yun Jiujiu a look, signaling her to proceed with the plan.

Yun Jiujiu nodded slightly upon seeing this, then pursed her lips and smiled,

“Daddy, can you give your daughter a hug?”

She spread her arms and walked in front of Yun Tianchong, putting on an innocent and cute face. She tilted her head, and coupled with Yun Jiujiu’s naturally short stature, such a childish gesture was completely seamless.

?

Because of Yun Yiyi’s earlier identification, Yun Tianchong knew that the one asking for a hug now was Yun Jiujiu.

Although he couldn’t quite match his name with his face, he also remembered that Yun Jiujiu was very strong-willed. Why would she suddenly want him, her father, to hug her?

“Jiujiu, what is this…”

“Daughter misses daddy, give me a hug.”

Seeing Yun Jiujiu walking towards him with a smile, Yun Tianchong raised an eyebrow slightly, looked her up and down, and asked doubtfully,

“It’s been so long since we last met, you’ve changed quite a bit. Father remembers you used to dislike being hugged. You even beat your wet nurse black and blue when you were two years old.”

“That was before. Daughter has grown up.”

Yun Tianchong squatted down and opened his arms to welcome Yun Jiujiu.

“Come here.”

When Yun Jiujiu quickly walked up to him.

And at the very next moment—

Boom—

Her left foot, clad in embroidered shoes, directly shattered the paving stone.

Cracks spread outwards from where her left foot stepped.

A strong wind rose, and Yun Jiujiu’s entire body erupted with spiritual might, her face turning red.

“Hah—!!”

With a roar, a loud explosion sounded through the air.

Using her left foot as a pivot, Yun Jiujiu violently lifted her left knee.

!!

Yun Tianchong’s eyes widened instantly. He had absolutely not expected Yun Jiujiu to suddenly deliver this knee strike. He tried to evade, but it was too late.

His Deity Transformation body was already at the Vajra Indestructible Realm.

However, Yun Jiujiu possessed innate divine strength. Her full-force blow could even make a mountain peak tremble.

Moreover, this kick contained all the grievances and hatred of her, Yun Yiyi, and Yun Xi towards him over these decades.

Crack—

Her strike, delivered with all her might, sent a surge of energy through Yun Tianchong’s entire body, causing him to leap up a foot.

Boom—

Yun Tianchong’s eyes bulged. He looked at Yun Jiujiu in disbelief, his mouth agape, wanting to say something, but he was clearly unable to make a sound.

“Jiu…”

Yun Jiujiu spat to the side: “Pah!! I kicked you for Feng Yu Die!”

?

“Feng… Who?”

Yun Tianchong’s expression was contorted, his legs trembling.

Although he hadn’t pooped in a thousand years.

However, seeing the elders nearby, he felt too self-conscious to cover himself and endured it.

Yet, before he could even figure out what had happened, Yun Jiujiu clenched her right fist and took a step back.

Thump—

Before the oncoming fist wind even reached him, it displayed a suffocating oppressive force.

Crack—

A punch landed right in the center, and a surging energy erupted from behind Yun Tianchong’s butt, parting the dust and leaves on the ground behind him like a middle-parted fringe.

“… …”

Yun Tianchong endured the sharp pain. This time, he finally reacted and quickly protected himself with spiritual energy, preventing Yun Jiujiu from delivering a third blow. But Yun Jiujiu was not foolish.

Seeing that her father had reacted, she immediately turned her head, summoned her flying sword, jumped onto it, and flew south.

“Wait, Jiujiu…”

Watching Yun Jiujiu’s departing figure, Yun Tianchong’s face was ashen, his eyes filled with confusion. He finally couldn’t hold back, knelt on the ground, and collapsed in front of Yun Yiyi and Yun Xi with his rear end up.

Seeing this, Yun Yiyi and Yun Xi exchanged a smile:

“Dad, are you okay?”

“… …”

Yun Tianchong couldn’t speak. He had been in seclusion for ten years. How could he have predicted that his clone would be kicked and punched by one of his daughters within a short time after coming out of seclusion?

What did he do? To make Yun Jiujiu hate him so much?

Feng… Feng Yu Die?

Who was that? Was there such a person in the Sword Sect?

Yun Tianchong couldn’t figure it out, but he had no intention of asking Yun Yiyi now. He felt that he might be the last of his line.

And at this moment, a duck-like voice suddenly came from the sky. A golden-feathered parrot circled in the sky:

“You will have no descendants!! You will have no descendants!!”

A white, unidentifiable object, like a bomb, fell from the sky and hit Yun Tianchong’s forehead. He couldn’t hold back any longer. He squinted his eyes, formed a sword finger with his hand, and flicked it.

Golden light shot straight into the sky, flying towards the golden-feathered parrot.

The golden-feathered parrot narrowed its intelligent eyes, tilted its beak, and performed a leaf-drifting maneuver in the air, easily dodging Yun Tianchong’s sword qi.

“What?”

Rumble…

In his astonishment, bursts of thunder sounded from the Sword Sect’s mountain gate.

Following closely behind was a voice that boomed like thunder:

“I am Lei Wanjun, Peak Master of Thunder Peak in Xuan Xing Sect. I heard Sect Master Yun is coming out of seclusion today, and I’ve come to offer my congratulations.”

… …