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The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix – Chapter 47

Chapter 47 Secret Meeting

On the way to the Xuan Xing Sect marketplace with Bai Yuexin, Feng Yu Die was full of questions.

Why had she never heard Ye Anping mention he had a sister?

And how did Ye Anping know she liked roasted chicken?

However, upon arriving at Ye Anping’s shop with Bai Yuexin, Feng Yu Die was even more bewildered.

“Ye’s Physiotherapy Hall…”

Feng Yu Die and Xiao Tian stood at the door of Ye Anping’s shop, looking up at the plaque above, stunned for a long time.

Seeing Feng Yu Die’s uncultured look, Bai Yuexin puffed out her chest proudly and offered a gift by proxy: “Never heard of it, right? Physiotherapy is a technique for clearing meridians…”

Feng Yu Die quickly replied, “…My master told me about it. It seems to be a medical skill for mortals, very common outside the Hundred Thousand Mountains, but useless for cultivators, so it’s not found here.”

“Outside the Hundred Thousand Mountains?”

Bai Yuexin was stunned for a long time. Wasn’t that the barren spiritual land?

But she didn’t dwell on it and explained, “How is it useless? My younger brother’s technique is excellent. A single press can clear the meridians, more effective than pills. Everyone who has tried it speaks highly of it.”

“More effective than pills?” Feng Yu Die was surprised, “Really?”

“Of course, it’s true. Why would I lie to you? My younger brother is very capable.”

Feng Yu Die was taken aback, inexplicably developing a desire to try it. Her eyes darted around, and she quickly stepped into the lobby, shouting with a smile, “Boss!”

Hearing Feng Yu Die’s voice from the inner room, Ye Anping quickly came out with a welcoming smile.

“Welcome~”

But as he walked out from behind the screen and saw it was Feng Yu Die, the smile on his face instantly vanished.

Although Feng Yu Die was someone he had asked Bai Yuexin to call, and he had made Bai Yuexin run errands twice, he still felt a sense of disappointment that it wasn’t a customer.

In the next moment, Ye Anping’s attention was drawn to Feng Yu Die’s third breast.

What was going on?

Feng Yu Die’s shoulder had indeed been pierced by “Fifth Brother” yesterday.

He could understand swelling, but he couldn’t understand it swelling into a breast.

Ye Anping was stunned for a long time, then quickly went to Bai Yuexin, took out a few Spirit Stones from his Storage Bag, and handed them to her, planning to send her away so they could talk.

“Senior Bai, can you help me buy two roasted chickens?”

“Ah…” Bai Yuexin heard this and pouted in dissatisfaction, but then thought that as an elder, she should be magnanimous and said, “Call me ‘Jie’.”

“Jie…”

“Good boy!!” Bai Yuexin ruffled his head. This time, Ye Anping didn’t dodge.

“Alright! No need for your money, just a couple of roasted chickens. I’ll go buy them for you. Anything else?”

“No, thank you.”

Bai Yuexin pushed his Spirit Stones back and then turned to buy roasted chickens from the restaurant in the marketplace.

After she walked away, Feng Yu Die leaned in and asked, “When did you get an older sister?”

Ye Anping glanced at her third breast and asked, “When did you grow a breast?”

“Pfft—Hahaha…” Xiao Tian, flying beside Feng Yu Die’s head, couldn’t help but laugh and rolled around in mid-air upon hearing Ye Anping’s words. “I’ve been wanting to say it too… Yu Die, your shoulder swelling…”

Feng Yu Die froze, looked down at her third breast, and then understood. Her eyes twitched.

“You…”

She instinctively wanted to curse.

But then she thought, this was a good opportunity to gain favor with her future brother-in-law or uncle-in-law.

Feng Yu Die cleared her throat and replied seriously, “Cough, cough—You have no idea what happened yesterday. It was a dark and stormy night. Junior Sister Pei and I were traveling through the forest when suddenly six masked thugs jumped out from the grass, intending to kill us. We exchanged three moves and six techniques, but unfortunately, the opponents were too many. Junior Sister Pei and I were being overpowered. Just as we were about to be overwhelmed, I had a flash of inspiration and deliberately took a sword from one of them, creating an opening. I cooperated with Junior Sister Pei and killed him with a swift move…”

Ye Anping rolled his eyes at her and retorted, “Do you want me to get you a Wooden Clapper hit on a stand? You can set up a storyteller’s stall outside!”

“Ah… Hehe.” Feng Yu Die scratched the back of her head and laughed awkwardly. “It’s true! Young Master Ye, don’t you believe me? It was very dangerous. If I hadn’t intentionally taken that sword, Junior Sister Pei and I would have been in real danger.”

“I didn’t say I don’t believe you. Let’s go inside first. It’s inconvenient to talk here.”

“Ah… Young Master Ye.”

“Hmm? What is it?”

“Can you give me a physiotherapy session? I want to try it,” Feng Yu Die blinked curiously and said, “The Senior Sister just now said your physiotherapy is more effective than pills, but isn’t physiotherapy a mortal medical technique, useless for cultivators?”

Ye Anping sized her up and immediately shook his head, “…No.”

“…Why? I’ll pay.”

“You can’t afford it.”

“Ah? How much?”

“Starting at fifty Spirit Stones.”

Feng Yu Die flinched, “Ah? That expensive.”

Ye Anping shrugged and said, “If it’s said to be more effective than pills, I have to charge a high price, or the owner of the pill shop across the street will beat me up.”

“That’s what people say…” Feng Yu Die was still curious and asked, “Can I pay in installments?”

“We do not offer credit.”

“Not even for acquaintances?”

“Are we acquaintances?”

“…”

Feng Yu Die was speechless and decided not to pursue it further. She would wait until she received her monthly stipend from the Xuan Xing Sect before coming to patronize his shop. As she walked into the inner room, she asked, “By the way, why are you opening a shop in the marketplace? You’re not short of money, are you?”

“I am, extremely short.”

“You, a Young Master, are short of money?”

“Would you ever complain about having too much money?”

“That’s true…”

Entering the inner room, Ye Anping directly took out Talisman Scripts from his Storage Bag and placed them in the four corners of the room. He then deliberately closed all the windows and locked the door.

Feng Yu Die was bewildered by this series of actions, thinking Ye Anping was trying to silence her.

“What are you doing?”

“To prevent eavesdropping,” Ye Anping said, sitting down and pouring her A cup of tea. He stated directly, “In short, the Seven Kill Gate is after you.”

“…”

“You can think of it as the Gu Poison Sect hiring people for revenge. The Gu Poison Sect’s Grand Tutor died here. When the Seven Kill Gate investigated Wu You’s death, they traced it directly back to you. The group you encountered yesterday intended to capture you alive.”

Hearing Ye Anping’s words, Feng Yu Die’s eyes widened, and even the eavesdropping Xiao Tian looked incredulous.

Since he knew…

In an instant, both of them understood.

Feng Yu Die slammed the table and stood up.

“Could it be!!”

“Yes, it’s that ‘could it be’,” Ye Anping said indifferently while taking a sip of tea. “In the end, I used some methods, and those people mistakenly believed I was the owner of a Seven Kill Gate shop. I was also among that group yesterday.”

“No wonder I thought that masked little guy last night was strange…” Feng Yu Die frowned, looking at him with resentment. “So it was you.”

“Sit down,” Ye Anping shrugged and stated, “Actually, to be precise, they were looking for the person who killed the Gu Poison Sect’s Grand Tutor. You took the blame.”

Feng Yu Die didn’t say anything, as she was willing to take the blame for Pei Lianxue.

After a pause, she asked again, “Since you were there, why didn’t you come out and join us to defeat that person…”

“He was a Law Cultivator at the Late Foundation Establishment stage. I don’t know what was in his Storage Bag. My main purpose for being there was to prevent him from confronting you directly. Otherwise, you might have grown a few more breasts…”

Feng Yu Die narrowed her eyes and retorted with a frown, “Can you stop mentioning breasts? I feel like hitting you.”

“Besides, I had a use for keeping that person. My goal is to completely eradicate the Seven Kill Gate in the Western Regions. For myself and my Junior Sister, and for you, haven’t you heard the saying ‘revenge is not postponed’?”

Feng Yu Die looked at Ye Anping and, for the second time, felt a strange sense of incongruity.

This youth, who looked about her age, inexplicably gave her a mature feeling, just like when he asked her to help escort Pei Lianxue into the Xuan Xing Sect at the Hundred Lotus Sect.

“Do you have a grudge against the Seven Kill Gate?”

“No, do you want to know the reason?”

“Tell me~”

“Officially, to eliminate a scourge. Those people are a collection of wicked and incompetent individuals. Privately, I just don’t want to be disturbed by them.”

“That sounds reasonable… but if it’s just one or two people, fine. How do you plan to eliminate the entire Seven Kill Gate?”

Ye Anping exhaled softly and said, “Before we talk about how to do it, let’s first discuss the profit sharing. This time, considering what you’re going to do, I’m giving you a two-tenths share as a favor. How about fifty-fifty?”

Hearing about profit sharing, Feng Yu Die’s eyes suddenly lit up, and she quickly asked, “Can you make Spirit Stones by eliminating the Seven Kill Gate?! How much can you earn?”

“I can only say it’s a lot, but I’m not sure how much exactly. It mainly depends on your capabilities.”

“My capabilities? I can carry four thousand jin of Spirit Stones while Flying Sword.”

“Who taught you to measure Spirit Stones by the jin?”

Feng Yu Die pursed her lips and smiled, then abruptly stopped and asked, “Wait, answer me an unrelated question first.”

“What?”

“How did you know I liked roasted chicken?”

Ye Anping hadn’t expected her to ask this and fell silent for a long time.

It was written in the game…

Of course, he couldn’t say that.

“The first time we met, didn’t you order roasted chicken at that inn?”

“You remember that clearly?”

“Just have a good memory.”

Feng Yu Die rubbed her hands together, like a greedy merchant, her eyes shining.

“Then continue, what do you need me to do? Then we’ll discuss the profit sharing.”


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The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix

The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix

Turning My Junior Sister into a Mary Sue In Xianxia Yuri World, 炮灰却把路人师妹养成凤傲天
Score 8
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2021 Native Language: Chinese
When I opened my eyes, I realized I had been reincarnated into a cultivation game. But not as some heaven-defying protagonist, nor even a notable side character. No, I became a nameless NPC with tr*sh-tier spirit roots—doomed to die at the age of fifteen at the hands of a minor villain. My name is Ye Anping. And yes, I was despairing. Fortunately, it wasn’t all hopeless. At least… I was only four years old. Even better, I had a junior sister—an ordinary NPC according to the game lore—who was actually blessed with peerless talent. A natural genius who could make the heavens weep. Ten years passed in the blink of an eye. My junior sister grew up. She became strong. Beautiful. Radiant, like the moon hanging high above the mortal world. And then, the protagonist noticed her. And then… my junior sister push me down to the bed!? Ye Anping: “Junior Sister, I’m your senior brother, I—!” (Spoiler: it didn’t matter.)

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