In the coffee shop attached to the Adventurer Guild in the entertainment city of Chanmio.
“Ah, this place is like a semi-private room, the meeting area in the back?”
“If I stand up and stretch in the regular seating area, they’ll be able to peek. And that intense kiss from earlier too.”
(Well, that’s fine. It’s not the time to worry about things like that.)
My dignity as a man, my pride, my ego,
They were all completely devoured by Nina long ago.
Anyway, what I need to do now is introduce my ex-fiancé to my current fiancé.
(I have to do it properly, looking happy.)
No, I really am happy.
This might be, in its own way,
A light form of “Payback.”
“Then, it’s time to introduce you to Ric and the others.
First is my main wife, Nina, the first lady and a Duke’s daughter.
She’s a powerful Hero with the Berserk Sword on her back!”
Mariu finished it up for me yesterday, didn’t he?
He reforged it while respecting its original strength, then coated it…
Nina says it’s at a level where it can be called the “Berserk Sword Kai.”
(The price? It was my body! Even though I’m her husband, it’s limited to Dwarf Country.)
Oh, I drew it and took a stance, showing it to Ric and the others.
“I’ve decided to protect Deles with this sword for the rest of my life.”
“You… were an Evil Heroine?”
“Ric, it’s true that Evil Heroines exist, but Nina just looks like one.”
And that’s what I like about her.
“I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“She’s the leader of ‘Nina Starlights,’ the group I’m currently with.
She does everything for me, just like you used to do for me when I was in the ‘Derus Flyers,’ Ric.”
Nina nods her head in agreement.
“Of course, I also tend to Deles’s nightly needs. You’d have to be crazy not to lay a hand on such an adorable Deles.”
“Wh-what are you saying, Deles?”
“That’s how it is.”
“T-that’s how it is.”
“Anju, your turn will be a little later.”
“Okay!”
“Seriously, this creepy one is scary.”
“Kekekekeke.”
Before I knew it, she had a staff stuck in her back,
And now she’s holding the Scythe of Death. Yeah, it’s really creepy at first glance.
“When I decided to start over as a Porter on this Movermas Continent,
She completely embraced my wounded body and soul, and helped me recover.”
“It was half forced, but Deles happily accepted it.”
“Not half, eighty percent!!”
But that’s what I like about it!!
Ric looks at me suspiciously.
“…Deles, you’re acting strange again, aren’t you?”
“Even if that’s the case, it’s your fault for making me this way, Ric.
In any case, I’m going to marry Nina, and I will be happy.”
Nina is nodding too, I think?
But then, Nina initiates another intense… kiss!!
(Mmph, mmmph… Phew.)
Nina looks at Ric and the others with a triumphant expression.
She must have looked like a truly wicked, *evil* heroine.
If that’s the case, do I look brainwashed? Like my soul has been taken?
(It’s still too early to tell.)
Clarice brought me some water.
Ah, that’s right, I hadn’t received mine yet.
After drinking it delightfully, it was time to introduce the concubines.
“Thank you. Clarice just brought me water.
She’s the Sub-leader of my ‘Nina Starlights’ and a Saint of the Church of the Goddess.
She’s in the position of Frau, from the ‘Derus Flyers’ where I used to be, isn’t she?!”
Nina and I smile at each other.
“I am Clarice, the concubine. I will support Lord Deles as the second wife.
Lady Nina is quite vigorous at night, so I mainly ‘heal’ him when we embrace.”
“What do you mean, then I’m the only one?”
“Of course, Lord Deles, you also take the initiative sometimes, don’t you?”
Well, about once every 20 times!
And I love it when I’m the one being taken by surprise!!
“Putting that aside, she’s the important, crucial brain of Nina Starlights, you see.
More precisely, she works like both Frau and Mijuki, who were in the Derus Flyers with me, all rolled into one.”
“Fufu, Lord Deles, me too.”
“Ah, yes.”
Then, Clarice, who had crouched down, shared a deep kiss with me…
Yeah, when I deliberately glance at Frau, she’s biting her handkerchief.
“…Fufu, I can only thank the members of the Derus Flyers, my former companions,
For making Lord Deles so wonderfully delicious like this.”
Of course, that was said sarcastically.
“Now, the third wife, the Illusionist, Anju!”
“Yeeeees!!”
She spins around and floats next to me.
“Alright Anju, show us!”
When she takes off her Illusionist robe,
Anju appears in a gal-style fashion!
Upon seeing this, Mijuki mutters.
“What is this… cute.”
“Hello, I am Angelina Jolie.”
“Eh, Anju, that’s your name?!”
“Just kidding!!”
Nina pokes me with the flat side of the Berserk Sword.
“Gyafun.”
“Um, she’s an Illusionist, a super rare profession, and the same age as me.”
“Although my birthday is later.”
“Believe it or not, she’s the strongest in our group.”
Anju spins around me.
“Here’s some candy.”
“Ah, yes, thank you…”
She pops it into my mouth.
Is this vanilla flavored?
As I was thinking that, Anju’s lips…!!
(…Mmm, we tasted the candy together!)
“And so, I’ve also acquired a fiancé who is small and the same size as me.”
“I’m just a *tiny* bit taller than you, though!”
“But my weight is higher than yours…”
“Deles-kun, you shouldn’t compare those things.”
Ah, Nastasia brought me new water.
It’s hard to talk with the taste of candy still in my mouth, so I guess I’ll wash it down.
“Next is the fourth wife, Helen. Well, she initially attacked us physically, a real Evil Heroine, but…”
“I am so embarrassed.”
“She’s reformed now and is our companion. She still seems like an Evil Heroine though, because she *was* an Evil Heroine.”
“…My name is Helen. My husband enjoys ‘evil heroine play,’ and I spare no effort in fulfilling his desires at night.”
She adjusts her glasses, looking dazzling.
Now, let’s execute the plan.
“Ric, I’ll introduce you to my sister here.”
“Eh, who?!”
“My real, my complete substitute for you, Ric.
In a way, she’s more of a real sister than you are, like a biological sister.”
Helen nods at me.
Grasping a whip, she emerges from behind Karna…!!
“Deles-chaaan, it’s your big sister~~!”
“Sil-neechan!”
“Oh, oh, jumping into my arms for affection.”
“Let me introduce you to my one and only true sister, Silver-older sister!!”
Yeah, Ric and the others’ faces are contorted with astonishment!
