Chapter 0.7: Enlightenment True Body
“You’re a handful, Mu Man’er. You’ve only been down the mountain for a little over a month, and look what you’ve learned!” Qin Gou’s nose was almost crooked with anger. After being a shut-in on Arc-Moon Mountain for over a thousand years, he was accidentally teased by his youngest disciple.
Even her second senior sister, Ye Qishuang, who was now the Palace Lord of Mystic Maiden Raksha Palace, wouldn’t dare act this brazenly in front of him!
Mu Man’er clutched her little翘臀 and quickly retreated a few steps, flashing an incredibly sweet smile. “Master. Man’er was just playing a little joke on you. Man’er saw Master was so angry just now and thought I’d tell a little joke to cheer you up.”
Qin Gou glared at her irritably. “I think you’ve been led astray by some unsavory people after coming down the mountain.”
Mu Man’er pursed her lips and said timidly, “Actually, I didn’t learn that little joke after coming down the mountain.”
“Did I teach you that?” Qin Gou’s eyes widened.
“Yes… yes, Man’er secretly went to the cave dwelling where Fourth Senior Sister Qiu Qianyue used to live on Arc-Moon Mountain and read it from a book under the bed,” Mu Man’er said shyly, scratching her cute little head.
“That wench who was as lustful as they come. Don’t let me catch her!” Qin Gou became even angrier, gritting his teeth. “Extend your hand, Master needs a drop of blood.”
Mu Man’er obediently brought her small hand closer to her master. She trusted Qin Gou unconditionally; after all, to her, Qin Gou was the most important man besides her biological father, and he would never harm her.
Qin Gou held Mu Man’er’s small hand and used his spiritual power to extract a drop of blood, careful not to hurt her or cause any pain. He then dripped it into the Dream Person Lantern in his hand.
“Alright.” Qin Gou nodded with satisfaction, pondering when he could try out the true power of this special Natal Spirit Tool.
“Congratulations, Host. Direct contact with Mu Man’er’s body has triggered the ‘Enlightenment True Body’ ability, increasing familiarity with female body structures, and specifically with ‘Evil Sword Fairy’ Mu Man’er’s body structure, by one.”
Qin Gou: ???
He was completely stunned.
Enlightenment True Body? Was that the special constitution rewarded for completing the task of disciplining Mu Man’er? But why was his familiarity with his cute little loli disciple’s body structure suddenly increasing!
Qin Gou quickly asked the system for all information regarding ‘Enlightenment True Body’.
Enlightenment True Body:
Effect One: ‘Fragrant Skin, Jade Skin’. Enhances charm, keeping the host’s entire body’s skin clean and untainted by worldly dust. It naturally emanates a faint, elegant fragrance reminiscent of tulips, radiant as spring flowers, pure as the autumn moon, like a gentle and jade-like gentleman.
Effect Two: ‘Dao Heart Marvelous Hands’. Direct contact with living beings or objects has a certain chance of understanding their structure. As familiarity grows, one can clearly understand the weak points, vital spots, and pleasure points distributed throughout the other’s body. It also allows for a more perfect interpretation of the essence and true meaning of cultivation techniques during practice.
“This is quite interesting,” Qin Gou muttered to himself.
Putting aside the first effect of the Enlightenment True Body for now, what was the use of a grown man smelling fragrant all the time? No wonder he had been smelling a faint, elegant floral scent since earlier; he had thought it was incense from Mu Man’er’s room.
The second effect, however, greatly satisfied Qin Gou. It would surely double his efforts in future cultivation and provide more options in combat. As for what those so-called ‘pleasure points’ were, he had no idea… When would he ever get to use them?
“Hmm? Is Master saying Man’er’s little hands are interesting?” Mu Man’er blinked her innocent and charming beautiful eyes, asking curiously.
Qin Gou then realized he was still holding onto Mu Man’er’s fair, slender arm. He immediately let go, coughed dryly, and tried to say something.
Suddenly, the sound of a door opening was heard.
Qin Gou immediately stood up and walked out of the room with Mu Man’er, entering the courtyard.
There stood a middle-aged male and female cultivator.
Their appearances resembled Mu Man’er’s by six or seven tenths; Mu Man’er seemed to have perfectly inherited all their best qualities.
“Father, Mother!” Mu Man’er cried out in surprise.
At the moment, Mu Man’er’s parents’ attire was quite disheveled. Their hair was messy, their clothes covered in dust, and their father’s loose robe was torn in many places. His right hand hung limply, with fresh blood oozing from the tiger’s mouth. His mother’s lips were also stained with dried blood.
Although both stumbled as if seriously injured, they still displayed warm and tender smiles upon seeing Mu Man’er approach.
“Man’er.”
“May I ask who this young brother is?” Mu Man’er’s mother asked Qin Gou, puzzled.
“Child’s mother, be careful what you say!” her father said, frowning. “This senior is…”
Mu Man’er worriedly took out many healing spirit medicines from her Nas Void Ring and explained, “Father, Mother, this is your daughter’s Master, the Master of Arc-Moon Mountain.”
Upon hearing this, Mu Man’er’s mother’s face instantly showed an indescribable look of reverence, and her father no longer doubted his distant memories. They both quickly bowed down, preparing to perform the full prostration.
“Celestial Master Qin!”
“Celestial Master!”
Since leaving Arc-Moon Mountain, even the damned system had betrayed him, and here he was being called by his true title – Celestial Master of Arc-Moon Mountain! Qin Gou was so moved he almost roared to the heavens. He immediately and kindly used a trace of spiritual power to support them, speaking in a gentle and amiable tone, “No need for such politeness! Man’er has always been my most considerate and outstanding disciple, never causing trouble or angering me without reason. Seeing you today, it seems it is thanks to your diligent guidance and years of nurturing that you have cultivated such a fine seed. You are truly deserving of great credit!”
Qin Gou praised them profusely, causing Mu Man’er, who was standing nearby, to blush with shyness. Hadn’t Master just furiously spanked her a hundred times? Wow, Master is too good to Man’er, he even knows to save Man’er’s face in front of her parents.
“Thank you, Celestial Master.”
“Celestial Master, you flatter us.”
Upon learning that their daughter was so highly regarded by the renowned Celestial Master Qin, the couple was overjoyed.
Qin Gou asked with some confusion, “May I ask what you two experienced during this outing? Why are you so disheveled?”
Mu Man’er’s father’s face showed a hint of shame, and her mother also stammered.
Mu Man’er sighed and said with a wry smile, “Master, allow me to explain. Master, do you know what ‘playing chess’ is?”
“Playing chess?”
The little girl shook her head, helpless. “Such disputes among low-level cultivators are indeed beneath Master’s notice.”
Qin Gou couldn’t help but blush. As the ultimate shut-in god who had stayed in seclusion for over a thousand years, only able to learn about the news through daily newspapers, he wouldn’t even mention the disputes of low-level cultivators. He hadn’t even experienced the bed of mortal women. He definitely needed to broaden his horizons now that he was down the mountain.
