The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint – Chapter 274

Chapter: Chapter 277

“Leticia, you have a nosebleed.” Bai Ling whispered.

“Ah, sorry, sorry, I lost my composure.” Hurriedly taking the tissue Bai Ling handed her, Leticia wiped the red fluid flowing from her nostrils.

A nosebleed, really, it’s quite normal. At least this time, Leticia felt this nosebleed was fitting.

Wow, seeing such a beautiful, such a visually impactful scene, it would be strange *not* to have a nosebleed!

Look at Bai Ling now, so beautiful, so seductive, it felt like she could say at any moment, “Are we eating dinner first, or eating me first?”

“I can only say, nice, too nice.” Leticia stuffed her nostrils with tissue and began to circle around Bai Ling. She wanted to engrave this image of Bai Ling firmly in her heart.

Leticia’s intense gaze made Bai Ling’s face even redder. She lowered her head, looking at her toes shyly.

Seeing the usually icy girl display such a cute expression, it struck Leticia’s heart forcefully again.

Letting Bai Ling wear this maid outfit was indeed an incredibly correct decision!

“I will absolutely not wear this outfit outside, not even outside the bedroom!” Bai Ling said to Leticia firmly.

If it were a normal maid outfit, she wouldn’t mind cosplaying as a maid for a day and doing things for Leticia. But wearing this maid outfit, Bai Ling really didn’t have the guts to go out.

It was as if the moment she stepped outside, her reputation for a lifetime would be ruined.

Well, in fact, it would indeed be ruined.

“I’ll generously grant your request this time, my little maid.” Leticia nodded. The destructive power of this outfit was indeed beyond her imagination. Just as Bai Ling said, it would be better not to wear this outfit outside the bedroom.

As for wearing this outfit inside the bedroom… well, perhaps it could be considered a shy little game between lovers?

Reaching out and patting Bai Ling’s exposed back, Leticia wore an expression of enjoyment. The feel was truly wonderful.

Although this girl’s words often made Leticia’s blood pressure rise, as long as she didn’t speak and just stood there like a wooden stake, Leticia quite liked her.

It felt so comfortable to touch and lean against.

“Warm, smooth, wonderful.” Hugging Miss Bai from behind, Leticia slowly rubbed her face against Bai Ling’s back.

If she hadn’t still had a trace of reason left, she might have already used her tongue to lick.

Under the influence of Bai Ling’s attire, Leticia was also revealing a perverted image she had never shown before.

“I didn’t expect you to be into this kind of thing.” Bai Ling, tickled by Leticia rubbing against her back, couldn’t help but twist her body.

“Lust is human nature. I am lustful, very lustful.” Leticia didn’t hide that she was indeed into this. “As if you weren’t partial to my face.”

“Nonsense, I like you as a person. Attractiveness is just a bonus point.” Bai Ling immediately stated that her feelings for Leticia were very pure, an attraction between souls, not the vulgarity of judging by appearance.

However, such words couldn’t elicit a significant reaction from Leticia. The girl shook her head and shamelessly said, “Then you are truly noble. Unlike me, I’m just partial to your face.”

“Then since you’re partial to me, why don’t you want to be with me?” Bai Ling continued along the lines of what Leticia had said.

She felt that Leticia’s statement about being partial to her wasn’t false. Leticia had feelings and good impressions of her.

Otherwise, she wouldn’t have risked danger to save her last time.

Bai Ling’s position in Leticia’s heart was there, and not low either.

But Leticia just refused to admit this relationship. She firmly refused to cross the line that belonged to lovers with Bai Ling.

This left Bai Ling feeling helpless. Honestly, their current interaction was much better than that of ordinary couples, but they were truly, truly not a couple.

Bai Ling would confess whenever she had the chance, and Leticia would refuse whenever confessed to.

It was like playing ball. Bai Ling would serve the ball, and Leticia would return it with a backhand. This situation had been going on for a very, very long time.

“Because I’m only partial to your appearance, not your inner self.” Leticia released Bai Ling, rubbed her face, and made her expression a little more serious. “I’m very superficial.”

“But you won’t even have a physical relationship with me!” Bai Ling stared at Leticia with wide eyes. “Is this what you call being partial to my appearance?”

Such explicit words actually choked Leticia, making her unable to speak. After thinking for a while, Leticia said in a very small voice, “If you can agree to only enter my body and not my life, then there’s no problem.”

But was that possible?

It was impossible. Bai Ling had already entered Leticia’s life. If something beyond friendship were to happen, then they would be completely entangled.

Bai Ling also understood this logic. Regarding what Leticia said, she could only respond with silence.

“So, don’t dwell on those unnecessary things. Let things be as they are. Do you really want to ‘eat’ me that badly?” Leticia asked, tilting her head. Although, the clothes they were wearing now made it seem more natural for Bai Ling to ask this question.

Bai Ling’s answer to this question was simple. Would she lie? Of course not.

“Of course.”

Seeing Bai Ling nod so shamelessly, Leticia suddenly felt something stuck in her throat, unable to spit it out. How could this girl say such things with a straight face?

What about the shyness you displayed just now? What were you thinking when you lowered your head and blushed? Pick those things up, please, don’t let them shatter on the floor!

“I knew you wouldn’t say anything good.” Leticia said helplessly, pressing her forehead. “Never mind that. As my maid, you should complete your tasks.”

“Tasks?” Bai Ling showed a confused look. What tasks? Could a maid dressed like this have any proper tasks? “I have a mission?”

Leticia nodded as a matter of course. “Of course. You are my maid today. Isn’t it the maid’s duty to serve her master?”

Saying this, Leticia pointed at her own nightgown and continued, “Firstly, you should help your master change clothes.”

“What about the clothes?” Bai Ling spread her hands. Leticia hadn’t brought her own clothes along. This was like a clever cook trying to cook without ingredients.

“I just want to ask, does a maid helping her master change clothes require the master to bring the clothes herself?” Leticia asked, looking confused. She extended a finger and pointed downwards. “There’s no one in my room. You go down and get them.”

“Anything is fine?” Bai Ling’s eyes lit up. Did this mean that the clothes Leticia wore today would be decided by her?

Although most of the clothes in Leticia’s wardrobe were quite proper, it was possible for some improper ones to appear occasionally. Bai Ling believed that as long as she searched diligently, she could find such an improper outfit in Leticia’s vast wardrobe.

Of course, Leticia wouldn’t give Bai Ling that opportunity.

She wanted Bai Ling to serve her, not to drag her along and explode together.

“What do you think?” Leticia chuckled twice. “I want something that can highlight my dignity, understand?”

Dignity? Bai Ling’s gaze shifted slightly. Did this girl still have dignity?

“What is that look? I am the Demon King, the Demon King! Take back your presumptuous gaze!” Leticia keenly guessed Bai Ling’s thoughts from the subtle change in her gaze and, as expected, her fur stood on end.

She was just too lazy to pretend to be dignified usually, but that didn’t mean she could accept Bai Ling’s questioning!

The Demon King is full of dignity, understand?

“Yes, yes, yes, I’ll go pick it out right away.” Bai Ling felt that arguing with Leticia would likely yield no results, and the only thing she would gain was Leticia’s increasingly high blood pressure. Therefore, it was better to go along with Leticia’s wishes and pick out an incredibly dignified outfit for her.

Yes, something that would most embody Leticia’s Demon King aura.

With that thought, Bai Ling immediately had an idea.

Leticia, wasn’t she the one who hated those super complicated big dresses the most? Then she would pick out such a dress for Leticia.

See, wouldn’t those clothes best highlight Leticia’s dignified aura? This perfectly met Leticia’s requirements.

She believed Leticia would be very touched.

With a teleportation spell, Bai Ling went downstairs and opened Leticia’s wardrobe, beginning to carefully select the clothes she would bring up later.

“This one or this one… this one seems like something she wore last time, pass.” While rummaging through Leticia’s wardrobe, Bai Ling’s eyes scanned beautiful long dresses one after another, finally settling on a dress that could be described as incredibly magnificent.

She remembered that when Leticia demonstrated what a Demon King looked like last time, the dress she conjured bore some resemblance to this one.

With that thought, Bai Ling immediately made her decision. This dress it would be.

With the dress, other items would be easy to match. Would such a dress be paired with white stockings? Of course, it had to be all black.

Leticia’s black stockings also had their own unique charm.

After spending some time, Bai Ling, holding the meticulously chosen clothes, turned to return to her room.

But when she turned around, she found Leticia already sitting in her gaming chair with her legs crossed.

Was she too engrossed in her selection? She didn’t even realize Leticia had come there?

Leticia was currently looking down, playing on her phone. Catching sight of the girl turning around out of her peripheral vision, she raised her head and asked, “Finished? Let me see what you picked… Why did you find this dress?!”

Upon seeing the large dress in Bai Ling’s arms, Leticia couldn’t help but blurt out an expletive.

She didn’t remember wrong, this big dress was almost her nightmare. This wasn’t because the dress was troublesome to wear, or uncomfortable to wear for that matter.

It was because, years ago, she was almost cut to death by Bai Ling while wearing this very dress.

But she remembered that the state of the dress back then wasn’t much better than hers. The slashes from sword energy were incredibly numerous. The dress back then couldn’t even be called a dress; ‘strips of cloth’ would be a more accurate description.

Was it repaired by Xue’er? Or did Xue’er have someone remake it?

“What’s wrong, is it not nice?” Bai Ling, however, was unaware of the tears and blood contained within this dress. She simply thought this dress could best highlight Leticia’s dignity.

“Did you really not remember, or are you doing this on purpose?” Leticia jumped in front of Bai Ling, snatched the dress, and held it in front of herself, measuring it. “Do you remember it now? Do you have any impression?”

Bai Ling showed a confused expression. To be honest, she really didn’t remember.

Seeing Bai Ling’s seemingly genuine confusion, Leticia was speechless. This girl didn’t even remember her most glorious moment?

If she had accomplished something so grand, she would definitely record it firmly in her heart and then tell it to her children when she got old.

“The time you almost killed me, I was wearing this dress.” Leticia said the correct answer through gritted teeth.

Bai Ling immediately showed an expression of sudden realization. No wonder she thought this dress best highlighted Leticia’s Demon King aura. It turned out the Demon King she had slashed back then was wearing this very dress.

If Leticia hadn’t said it, she really wouldn’t have remembered that Leticia was wearing this dress at that time.

“I thought you were most dignified at that time, that’s why I chose this dress.” Bai Ling said with a serious expression. This time, she was truly sincere.

The moment she saw it, she immediately found her target. Why? It was because Leticia’s aura was too eye-catching. She knew at a glance who the leader of that group was.

Unlike the time with the elves, she had to consult intelligence carefully before confirming that the Elf Queen she needed to assassinate was the woman speaking on the stage.

“Yes, I was very dignified at that time.” Leticia’s emotions slowly stabilized. Her resentment towards that incident wasn’t that deep anymore.

It had been such a long time anyway, and she hadn’t died, right?

What should pass, let it pass. Living in the past forever would mean not reaching the future.

“You want me to wear this, right? But I remember this dress is very troublesome to put on. Even with the help of several maids, it takes a very, very long time.” Leticia said to Bai Ling, holding the dress. She didn’t believe that Bai Ling, as a maid, could be more professional than Xue’er, and Xue’er at that time couldn’t help Leticia put on this dress by herself.

“When I picked up this dress, there was a note inside. It was left by Xue’er. She said this dress has been greatly simplified, and now even you, Leticia, can put it on yourself.”

The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint

The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint

摆烂魔王才不会遇到退休剑圣
Score 9.8
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Chinese
Transmigration is a very happy thing. Becoming a Demon King is an even happier thing. When two happy things come together, even becoming a girl should no longer be unacceptable—it should have been like this. Leticia thought she would be like her transmigrator predecessors, defeating everyone under heaven and opening a grand crystal palace. However, she encountered her lifelong nemesis, humanity’s Sword Saint. “How can there be such a pe*verted person! Are you even going to let people live!” Having her confidence dealt a devastating blow, Leticia shut herself away and ran to the human world to start slacking off. But why is the Sword Saint here too?

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