The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint – Chapter 336

“Although I understand this is indeed a good place for romance, can I ask the two of you to be mindful of your surroundings when you’re being intimate? Do you know how terrifying the things you just saw were for a little girl!” Xiaolv, with a blush still on her face, pounded the table with her hands and said loudly to the two girls sitting obediently on the chairs, “I can’t blame me, you have to blame her!” Leticia also had a blush on her face, and she pointed directly at Bai Ling, quickly shifting the blame. “She forced me, and my heart refused.”

When Miss Bai heard this, she couldn’t help but frown. Although she was the one who made the first move, it was Leticia who refused to let go of her later. She was at most fifty percent responsible, and the other half was definitely Leticia’s! “You didn’t act like that later, I remember you clinging to me and not letting me…” “Stop!” Seeing that the two were about to discuss such matters, Xiaolv quickly interrupted Bai Ling, “There’s no need to go into detail about such things.” She wasn’t interested in kissing at all, nor did she want to hear others talk about their kissing experiences.

With a gentle exhale, Xiaolv’s gaze flickered between the two. Although she had expected this, seeing it with her own eyes still shocked her. These two beautiful girls had “digested” each other internally. Come to think about it, it wasn’t entirely unacceptable. Xiaolv didn’t believe that only love between men and women was normal, and she respected everyone’s decisions. After all, on the battlefield, no one cared if you were male or female, and the camaraderie between comrades was no less profound than love.

However, this had nothing to do with the two of them doing such things in front of a little girl. Xiaolv’s main complaint was that the two of them had left too deep an impression on Yue Xiaoyin. Before this, Yue Xiaoyin was still a normal little girl, but after seeing such things today, Xiaolv really couldn’t guarantee that Yue Xiaoyin wouldn’t suddenly awaken some strange interests. For example, becoming a coiled mosquito repellent.

Thinking of this, Xiaolv couldn’t help but glance at Yue Xiaoyin, who was still blushing all over. The young girl wasn’t as shocked as before, to the point of being speechless, but the sparkling in her eyes made Xiaolv’s heart sink. This girl might be going astray. “I’ll go prepare some pastries for you,” Xiaolv sighed and walked towards her kitchen. She was quite skilled at making pastries, especially those related to flowers.

As soon as Xiaolv left, Yue Xiaoyin immediately looked at Leticia and asked the question she hadn’t dared to ask before: “Sister Su, can two girls also do such things?” This question made Xiaolv, who hadn’t gone far, stumble. She wailed in her heart, “Poor Mr. Yue, your daughter might be led astray!”

Leticia didn’t have as many worries as Xiaolv. Although their relationship with Miss Bai was revealed, it wasn’t something to hide. As a couple, it was fine to be affectionate in public, wasn’t it? Compared to those couples who kissed passionately on the street, she and Bai Ling were quite conservative; at least they wouldn’t be intimate in public. As for being seen by Yue Xiaoyin and Xiaolv, it was entirely accidental. Neither Leticia nor Bai Ling had activated their senses here, so they hadn’t noticed Yue Xiaoyin hiding among the flowers affected by Xiaolv’s abilities.

Passive sensing wasn’t very accurate. Xiaolv’s aura permeated the entire garden, making it difficult to find an ordinary little girl. Moreover, Yue Xiaoyin showed no malice, so she didn’t trigger any danger alerts. Thus, the two, thinking no one was around, put on a good show in front of a little girl.

“Of course, there’s no right or wrong when it comes to feelings,” Leticia said with a gentle smile, looking like a caring older sister from a TV show. “But it’s still too early for you, little Yue.” Yue Xiaoyin is only in her second year of middle school. Dating at this age is undoubtedly premature, and that’s not allowed. Actually, to be precise, Xiao Ya, who had become the protagonist of a campus romance comedy, was also dating prematurely… “Yes, it is indeed a bit too early, Yue, your task now is to study hard,” Bai Ling chimed in, nodding in agreement.

“Then when will Sister Su and Sister Bai have their wedding? Can you invite me when you have the wedding!” “Cough, cough, cough!” Leticia let out another bout of intense coughing. Even Miss Bai blushed at the question. Honestly, she hadn’t really considered marriage. For her, becoming a couple with Leticia was the highest goal she could imagine. As for marriage, becoming a family, wow, she didn’t dare to think about it.

“Study hard and don’t think about such things!” Leticia tapped Yue Xiaoyin’s silver little head. This little girl wasn’t as well-behaved as she seemed at first. However, this was normal, after all, she was a teenage girl, and her heart was always lively. Perhaps it was only in front of people they were familiar with that this little girl could be so lively. “How are you doing here, Yue? Has Xiaolv been bullying you?” Thinking of this, Leticia wanted to ask Yue Xiaoyin how she was staying with Xiaolv.

“Sister Xiaolv is very good to me. Not only does she cook delicious food, but she also tells me stories at night and sleeps with me!” When talking about Xiaolv, Yue Xiaoyin’s face showed happiness, indicating that she really liked Xiaolv. “It’s just that Sister Xiaolv likes to drink. My dad told me that it’s best for girls not to drink.”

“I’m not a little girl, and besides, I’m very restrained.” At this moment, Xiaolv came out with a small plate of pastries. Hearing the latter part of Yue Xiaoyin’s sentence, she said helplessly, “Try these, I believe you’ll like them.” Judging by appearance alone would undoubtedly cause problems. For example, Xiaolv’s actual age might be even older than Bai Ling, but she looked like a girl in her early teens. The thought of such a young girl drinking cans of alcohol when alone was very… impactful.

However, in the end, Xiaolv was still a reliable adult woman, and a very lonely adult woman. It was quite normal for her to drown her sorrows in alcohol occasionally. “Ah, it’s delicious.” Leticia put a light pink mini cake into her mouth and took a small bite. Then she couldn’t help but exclaim how amazing the cake tasted. It was as if a flower had bloomed in her mouth, and her mouth was filled with the fragrance of flowers.

Miss Bai’s reaction was much more normal. After putting a cake into her mouth, she immediately reached for another, apparently planning to have another slice. “What the heck, don’t eat so fast, leave some for me.” Seeing Bai Ling’s action, Leticia couldn’t help but twitch her eyes. If she didn’t remind Miss Bai quickly, by the time she finished this piece of cake, there would probably only be cake crumbs left on the plate.

There were five cakes on the plate Xiaolv brought out. Leticia took one, Xiaolv took one for Yue Xiaoyin, and with the two cakes Miss Bai took, only one was left. “Okay.” Miss Bai immediately nodded. Since Leticia liked this kind of cake so much, she didn’t mind giving up the piece in her hand. “I’ll give you this one too.” “That’s not necessary, two is enough.”

After enjoying the pastries prepared by Xiaolv, Leticia picked up the flower tea Xiaolv had just brewed and leaned back on the chair with satisfaction. She found this garden incredibly comfortable. If possible, she would love to stay here and not leave. Delicious cakes and fragrant flower tea every day, and living with a cute, legally loli like Xiaolv, wow, it was a dream life!

“It wasn’t convenient to ask when Yue was here, but why did you two decide to visit me?” After Yue Xiaoyin finished her snacks, Xiaolv took the little girl upstairs, saying she had homework to do. After coming downstairs from the second floor, she finally asked her somewhat puzzling question. “It was a coincidence. She said there was something interesting here and dragged me to see it,” Leticia pointed her finger at Miss Bai, indicating that she didn’t know anything about it.

So, Xiaolv looked at Bai Ling. Then she shook her head because she saw confusion in Bai Ling’s eyes. This lady probably couldn’t provide an answer either. “I didn’t know you lived here, Xiaolv. I saw you here when I was passing by before and thought you were helping out,” Miss Bai explained. After all, who would have thought that at the deepest part of the garden, there was a small wooden house where a green-haired little girl lived? Like a legendary elf… Oh, this one seemed to have a feud with elves.

“Is that so? I thought someone had revealed my whereabouts,” Xiaolv murmured to herself, stroking her green hair. She didn’t deliberately lower her voice, so both Bai Ling and Leticia heard her clearly. “Xiaolv, is your residence confidential?” Leticia’s eyes showed curiosity. From Xiaolv’s words, she had captured some interesting information. From Xiaolv’s perspective, her residence should only be known to a few people, and even the powerful heroes Leticia and Bai Ling shouldn’t know this information. It even had to be revealed by someone else. “Approximately. And don’t let my appearance fool you, I’m actually quite strong,” Xiaolv nodded, a faint confidence on her face, indicating that she indeed had confidence in her strength.

Xiaolv’s strength… is indeed very strong. Leticia acknowledged this. If Bai Ling’s status in the human race was like her own in the demon race, then Xiaolv was undoubtedly a figure of the Four Heavenly Kings level. Although she couldn’t compare to a cheater like Bai Ling, she was indeed a mid-tier character. “Now that the Sword Sage has retired and there’s no news, we heroes who have always lived under his protection have shouldered the responsibilities we should have.” Xiaolv exhaled lightly. “Each district of Central City has a high-level hero stationed there. Once an unexpected situation occurs, they will act within a very short period to extinguish the crisis in its initial stage.”

“Are you one of them?” “Yes, I am one of them, and our residences are absolutely confidential to prevent the heroes stationed in the districts from being beheaded first, thus being unable to respond effectively in case of a crisis.” Xiaolv took another sip of tea and exhaled a puff of white mist. “However, I’m about to step down from the front lines. New heroes will take over from me at the end of this year.”

“Because of the border situation?” Miss Bai seemed to understand something. “Is Central City planning to recall some of the heroes stationed at the border?” Xiaolv nodded, this was not a secret. “The world passages have disappeared for some unknown reason, and the heroes and armies stationed by those rifts have lost their meaning. In fact, many cities have already recalled their armies and superpowered individuals.”

It wasn’t just Central City’s armies stationed at the spatial rifts. To resist foreign invasion, all cities that had the ability to do so, reborn from the ruins, had dispatched their troops to support the border. And now, the risk of foreign invasion had suddenly disappeared. “Aren’t they afraid that as soon as they leave, the spatial passages will reopen?” Leticia asked curiously. The appearance and disappearance of spatial passages were unpredictable. How could humans be sure that after withdrawing their troops, the spatial passages wouldn’t reappear?

Hearing this question, Xiaolv gave a bitter smile. “In fact, some cities recalled their troops years ago.” After saying this, she sighed again. The reason was simple: “Even if we don’t set up defenses at the border, would aliens dare to invade?” Leticia blinked her eyes. What was said seemed to make sense. At that time, humans held the ultimate weapon that could overturn the war situation of the entire world. Even if aliens wanted to invade, they would have to consider whether they could defeat the Star River Sword Sage.

“Do you dare?” Her waist was nudged, and then a very faint voice entered Leticia’s ears. Undoubtedly, the questioner was Miss Bai. “I didn’t dare to before, but now, not only do I have the courage, I even have quite a lot of courage.” Leticia turned her head and smiled at Bai Ling. After all, Bai Ling was not someone she couldn’t defeat. “It seems that the disappearance of the spatial passages is indeed timely,” Miss Bai chuckled.

The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint

The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint

摆烂魔王才不会遇到退休剑圣
Score 9.8
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Chinese
Transmigration is a very happy thing. Becoming a Demon King is an even happier thing. When two happy things come together, even becoming a girl should no longer be unacceptable—it should have been like this. Leticia thought she would be like her transmigrator predecessors, defeating everyone under heaven and opening a grand crystal palace. However, she encountered her lifelong nemesis, humanity’s Sword Saint. “How can there be such a pe*verted person! Are you even going to let people live!” Having her confidence dealt a devastating blow, Leticia shut herself away and ran to the human world to start slacking off. But why is the Sword Saint here too?

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