The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint – Chapter 339

“To be able to forcibly break through sister’s spatial confinement…” After hearing Leticia’s account of her day, Kira’s expression turned thoughtful. She knew how strong her sister’s spatial confinement was, and believed only a god could break through Leticia’s spatial confinement.

Leticia, lying on the bed with a damp towel on her forehead and a pale face, gritted her teeth unwillingly upon hearing Kira’s mumbling, “Next time, I will definitely be able to keep him, definitely.”

If she hadn’t been caught off guard by the sudden increase in impact force, she felt that delaying for ten seconds would have been no problem at all. At that time, ten seconds would have been enough for Bai Ling to rush in and take control of the situation.

“Instead of these things, Sister should rest well. Wouldn’t the backlash from forcibly breaking through the spatial confinement be quite significant for you?” Kira pressed the agitated Leticia back onto the bed. Bai Ling might not know, but Kira, also a demon, knew perfectly well. Although Leticia’s backlash wasn’t severe, it wasn’t minor either.

Compared to magical power exhaustion, the backlash this time was more serious. Magical power exhaustion would only make Leticia feel drowsy and have a headache, and a full day of rest would be enough to recover. This time, a day of rest might not be enough; it would take at least two to three days.

During this period, Leticia could still use magic, but she would feel uncomfortable when using it, and her overall strength would likely drop to seventy to eighty percent.

The best course of action was to stay at home and recuperate with good food and drink.

“I know. Then, Kira, will you stay and keep me company?” Leticia’s eyes sparkled. “Wearing a maid outfit!”

“Please allow me to refuse, but I think Sister can ask Bai-jie to serve you in a maid outfit.” Kira indicated that she didn’t have the thick skin for that. After a pause, she asked another question, “Do you want to let ‘that person’ investigate?”

Leticia and Kira weren’t the only ones trapped in the human world and unable to return to the demon realm. Light, as well as the maids they brought back from the demon realm, were all trapped in the human world like them.

Perhaps they could consider themselves fortunate that these maids had no relatives in the demon realm. They had lived in orphanages run by the Demon King’s palace since they were children, all pitiable individuals abandoned by their parents. Many maids of the great demon nobles came from here.

Compared to servants who still had family ties, these girls, who had been lonely from the start, were more favored by the demon nobles.

“Her? Speaking of which, I haven’t seen her recently…” Leticia’s gaze drifted towards a dark corner nearby.

As if sensing Leticia’s gaze, Light emerged from the darkness. In fact, she had been following Leticia all along, but she was simply unable to do anything.

Under what circumstances would Leticia go out?

The first situation was when she went out on missions to earn money. The missions Leticia undertook could not be said to be without risk; they could only be described as effortless. In this situation, Light could only act as a follower and found no opportunity to be of use.

The second situation was when “Miss Bai” forcibly dragged her out to play. In this situation… Light was also useless. Both Leticia and Bai Ling were beings who could spin her around with one hand. There weren’t many brainless idiots in the central city who would come to cause trouble for Leticia and Bai Ling. Her role as a personal bodyguard was indeed infinitely close to zero.

Light even suspected that taking the salary of a personal bodyguard like this was a bit too shameless.

Doing nothing, yet receiving salary, and even having food and lodging provided. The Demon King was truly too benevolent.

“Your Majesty, leave the task of gathering information to me!” Thus, Light, feeling that she had been slacking off for a long time, immediately decided to take on this task to share her Majesty’s burden.

After all, her Majesty had suffered a backlash from her magic being broken right before her eyes. If this had happened in the past, she would have been punished. It was only because Leticia was a special Demon King that she wouldn’t do such a thing.

However, no matter what, this blame couldn’t be shifted onto Light, could it? Although Light was also a mage, she was more inclined towards assassination and close-quarters combat. When Leticia was fighting with that unknown spatial expert, she was truly of no use.

“Alright, then it’s entrusted to you. Oh, you can also call those maids. Although they haven’t received more professional training, they are fine for temporary use.” Leticia nodded. It was indeed quite good to have Light to share her worries at this time.

It was truly satisfying to have people to order around. It’s a pity that this all came with a price. The salaries of these people added up to quite a significant amount. Although even if Leticia didn’t pay them, these servants who were extremely loyal to the Demon King would have no complaints.

But in that case, they would have to go out and earn money themselves!

Leticia did not want to see her maids serving others.

“Understood, I will certainly not fail my mission!” Upon receiving Leticia’s nod, Light immediately began her actions.

Watching the young girl, who had appeared for no more than five minutes, disappear into the darkness again, Leticia snuggled deeper into the covers. “Tomorrow seems to be a day off, right?”

“Mm, there are no important matters at school these days, and my precious weekend hasn’t been occupied.” Kira nodded. Xiaoya’s school was truly the perfect school in all children’s dreams: kind teachers who didn’t extend class time, little homework, many extracurricular activities, and no extra classes on weekends!

Such a school could truly only exist in dreams.

“Then, how about you sleep with me tonight?”

“…Sister, I think it would be better if you called Bai-jie over at this time.”

“Absolutely not. I want to be healed. If that person comes, I’ll be the one healing her.” Leticia expressed her objection. The difference in their body sizes between her and Bai Ling meant that when they squeezed onto the same bed, she was always the one being held. And tonight, she wanted to hold someone.

The only ones who could sleep in the same bed with her were Kira and Bai Ling. Bai Ling wouldn’t work, so that only left Kira, right?

Moreover, Kira’s figure was almost the same as Leticia’s (in fact, Kira was slightly taller and had a slightly better figure than Leticia), making her the perfect body pillow.

“Alright, but Sister, you’re not allowed to touch me inappropriately.” Kira didn’t dwell on it. Agreeing to this request wasn’t a difficult decision. She was her sister’s sister; sleeping with her sister occasionally was quite normal, wasn’t it?

With the company of her “sister pillow,” Leticia slept very soundly that night. She slept so soundly that she forgot to send good dreams to Miss Bai and to gather some energy to prepare for the future unsealing.

As a result, when Miss Bai appeared in Leticia’s room the next morning, her face was filled with a disgruntled expression.

“Don’t look at me with that kind of gaze, it makes me feel like I’ve done something wrong to you.” Leticia hadn’t changed out of her pajamas. She wasn’t planning to go out today. Her body hadn’t fully recovered, so the safest method was to stay at home and wait for her body to return to its normal state. “Come, sit.”

“I had already planned to have another good dream, but you stood me up. How do you plan to compensate me?” Miss Bai glared at her with her large, watery eyes, her face filled with unhappiness.

Last night, not only did she not have good dreams, but she had nightmares, and they were super scary nightmares!

“Hahaha… You can’t blame me for this, right? Who knew Kira was so comfortable to hold? I accidentally fell asleep.” Leticia had an innocent expression. Having not slept with her sister for a long time, she had completely surrendered to her sister’s soft embrace last night.

The little girl who used to cause trouble had grown into a sweet and soft lady. How wonderful.

“More comfortable than holding me?” Leticia’s answer made Bai Ling’s eyes flash with jealousy.

Leticia noticed the jealousy in Bai Ling’s eyes but indifferently stated her true thoughts: “When I’m with you, you hold me. When I’m with Kira, I hold Kira. But in terms of feel, they are about the same.”

As she spoke, Leticia’s expression became reminiscent, as if she were seriously comparing the feeling of holding the two girls. “You are warmer to hold, Kira is softer, and her scent is more fragrant.”

Miss Bai found this evaluation unacceptable, because no matter from what angle one looked at it, she should be the softer one.

Although Kira’s development was not as despair-inducing as Leticia’s, it had not reached the average level of normal girls. Miss Bai, on the other hand, was above average. In terms of softness, Miss Bai should definitely be softer!

“I think I’m definitely softer than Kira. Feel for yourself if you don’t believe me.” Miss Bai pointed to her chest and said to Leticia with a look of defiance.

“Although it is somewhat inappropriate to disturb the interaction between the two sisters at this time, but…” Just as Bai Ling was about to take Leticia’s hand and bring it to her chest, Kira entered from the door carrying a bowl of black potion with a bitter smell. “Sister, it’s time to take your medicine.”

Medicine? Leticia and Bai Ling both froze.

Then, Leticia’s expression began to change rapidly. She remembered that there were indeed potions in the demon realm that could quickly heal bodies suffering from backlash. The difficulty of concocting them was not high; it was a skill that every demon had to master.

However, such potions were not very popular among demons. It wasn’t because their effects were poor; in fact, depending on the skill of the concocter, their effects were quite stable. For instance, the potion Kira concocted could, to some extent, accelerate Leticia’s recovery.

The reason for its unpopularity was very simple, very simple indeed.

It was completely because it was too unpleasant to drink.

“I don’t think it matters if I don’t drink it. I’ve almost recovered!” Leticia’s head was moving so fast it was almost a blur. She had only drunk large quantities of such potions when she was first practicing magic. During that time, her mouth was completely numb, to the point where she couldn’t even taste anything.

Fortunately, she couldn’t taste it; otherwise, she really couldn’t imagine how she had endured it back then.

“Since it’s already made, Sister, you should drink it.” Kira placed the bowl containing the potion on the cabinet by the bed. If Leticia truly didn’t want to drink it, she really couldn’t do anything. But if she couldn’t do anything, it didn’t mean she couldn’t find others, right?

After placing the potion, Kira smiled and turned her head towards Miss Bai, quietly making her request: “Could you please supervise Sister to drink this bowl of medicine, Miss Bai? You can use any method you like.”

After speaking, Kira gave them a dashing figure and disappeared out the door.

It was as if she had only come to deliver this bowl of medicine.

“Why don’t you just drink it?” Bai Ling pointed at the dark potion placed on the cabinet by Kira. “While it’s still hot, the taste probably won’t be too bad…”

“No! You have no idea how destructive this thing is to the sense of taste. Even if I die here, I will never drink another drop of this thing!” Leticia shook her head desperately. The destructive taste of this potion could not be neutralized by adding a little sugar or honey water. In fact, these two things couldn’t even be added.

Although this looked similar to some folk remedies from the human world, this thing was essentially an alchemical potion, and Kira must have put in a lot of effort to make it.

However, however, the taste of this thing was truly too bad!

It wasn’t that Leticia wanted to disappoint her sister, but she truly didn’t want her mouth to be ravaged again.

“But drinking it is good for your body.” Bai Ling held the bowl and slowly stirred the paste-like medicine with a spoon. “If you finish this bowl of potion, I’ll promise you one thing.”

“…Please allow me to refuse. This is not something that can be exchanged for by a single thing.” Leticia, however, showed extreme resistance. “It really won’t be a problem if I don’t drink it. I am the Demon King, would I joke about my own body?”

As soon as she said this, Bai Ling’s eyes narrowed. She remembered Leticia’s ingrained bad habit, which was to be stubborn.

Many times, you couldn’t believe a single word this girl said. It was possible that Leticia was just pretending to be tough right now? Maybe she just didn’t want to drink the medicine and was stubbornly refusing?

And Kira wouldn’t harm Leticia. As Leticia’s own sister, everything Kira did would surely be beneficial to Leticia, right? Therefore, Leticia had to drink this bowl of medicine today, whether she wanted to or not.

“Leticia, I’m giving you two choices now.” Miss Bai held up two fingers. “The first is, I’ll spoon-feed you the medicine until you finish it, and after that, I’ll wear a maid outfit and stay with you all day.”

“The second is, I’ll drink it for you with my mouth.”

“Choose one.”

The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint

The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint

摆烂魔王才不会遇到退休剑圣
Score 9.8
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Chinese
Transmigration is a very happy thing. Becoming a Demon King is an even happier thing. When two happy things come together, even becoming a girl should no longer be unacceptable—it should have been like this. Leticia thought she would be like her transmigrator predecessors, defeating everyone under heaven and opening a grand crystal palace. However, she encountered her lifelong nemesis, humanity’s Sword Saint. “How can there be such a pe*verted person! Are you even going to let people live!” Having her confidence dealt a devastating blow, Leticia shut herself away and ran to the human world to start slacking off. But why is the Sword Saint here too?

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