The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint – Chapter 7

Chapter: Chapter 8

“So you don’t know how to shower, and you just ran over to ask me?” After listening to Bai Ling’s solemn explanation, Leticia really wanted to pry open this person’s head to see what was inside.

Let’s not even talk about not knowing how to shower for now. Even if you had to ask, couldn’t you have wrapped a towel around yourself?

If you just appeared in Leticia’s bathroom completely naked like this, Leticia would really think that you, the Sword Saint, had malicious intentions towards her.

“Is there something wrong?” Bai Ling tilted her head.

Is there something wrong?

Everything is wrong!

“Don’t you feel ashamed running around naked?” Even Leticia knew that a girl shouldn’t do this, so why didn’t this original version of a woman have this self-awareness?

And she, Leticia, is the Demon King, the Demon King!

They are enemies, enemies, do you understand? Life and death!

And yet you teleported over here naked just to ask how to shower? Are you here to give Leticia freebies?

Leticia admits that these freebies are indeed good, but this does not entirely cover up the many points of contention in this matter!

“Mmm…” Bai Ling shook her head. “You’re also a girl, so it’s fine.”

“I’m not lying, I’m actually a man.”

“…I need to confirm.” A sword was placed on Leticia’s neck, and Bai Ling’s eyes flashed with ferocity, as if she had taken Leticia’s words seriously.

Oh my god, this person has become even more perverted after a few years, a drop of cold sweat beaded on Leticia’s forehead. This speed is truly terrifying.

Fortunately, after Bai Ling looked down, she retracted the sword. “Don’t make such jokes in the future, I can’t guarantee I’ll be so restrained every time.”

“Understood, understood.” Leticia breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Miss Bai Ling had some understanding of gender, at least she knew not to act like this in front of the opposite sex.

“So, can you teach me how to shower? If I delay too long, Xiao Ya will get suspicious.” Bai Ling did not forget the purpose of her visit.

Leticia’s expression was somewhat distorted. How to shower? How could this be explained in a few words?

“It can’t be explained in a few words. Why don’t you let Xiao Ya help you?”

“No,” Bai Ling said decisively.

Why is she so determined now? Leticia didn’t understand, but her attitude was clear: this couldn’t be explained with words.

“Then, you shower me.” Bai Ling had a brilliant idea. “Go to my bathroom.”

“Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! I’m not anyone to you, why would I help…” Before Leticia could finish her sentence, Bai Ling grabbed her arm and forcibly pulled her out of the water.

“Can you at least let me wrap a bath towel first? You go back and turn on the water, OK?” Leticia quickly begged for mercy.

Bai Ling thought for a few seconds and nodded. “One minute, or I’ll come down to find you.”

After speaking, she released her hand, leaped lightly, and disappeared from her spot.

Then, the sound of rushing water came from upstairs.

“Really, this person’s brain is definitely messed up.” Leticia quickly wiped the water off her body and wrapped herself in a large towel.

She was not shameless like Bai Ling. Even in front of other girls, she wouldn’t dare to be as unrestrained as Bai Ling.

Opening the bathroom door, Leticia called out to Xue Er, who was still tidying up the room: “Xue Er, I’m going upstairs for a bit.”

“Eh?” A big question mark appeared above Xue Er’s head.

“Alas, it can’t be helped.” Leticia shrugged, and a mass of black mist gushed from beneath her feet, engulfing her form.

Leticia, of course, knew short-range teleportation as well.

Landing lightly on the wet floor, Leticia immediately saw Bai Ling standing under the showerhead looking lost.

“Before showering, adjust the water temperature, understand?” Leticia said helplessly after reaching out to test the water temperature.

While cold showers weren’t impossible, it was still more comfortable to shower with hot water.

“Tell me when you feel the temperature is just right.”

“Okay.” Bai Ling nodded, although the water temperature was optional for her.

After rotating the faucet halfway towards the hot water, Bai Ling spoke, “This temperature…”

“Comfortable?”

“Mmm.” The girl narrowed her eyes comfortably, and her originally cold face gradually relaxed.

At this moment, she was completely unrecognizable from her battlefield presence. Instead, she looked like a cute little kitten.

Leticia was stunned for a moment. Bai Ling’s appearance at this moment had a rather large impact on her.

Due to some minor reasons in her past life, Leticia’s sexual orientation had a slight problem. And excluding the factor of their identities, Leticia had to admit that Bai Ling did stir some feelings in her.

This girl was like a treasure carved by the gods, perfect, making one unable to resist wanting to hold her in their hands and play with her carefully.

The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint

The Lazy Demon King Definitely Won’t Meet the Retired Sword Saint

摆烂魔王才不会遇到退休剑圣
Score 9.8
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Chinese
Transmigration is a very happy thing. Becoming a Demon King is an even happier thing. When two happy things come together, even becoming a girl should no longer be unacceptable—it should have been like this. Leticia thought she would be like her transmigrator predecessors, defeating everyone under heaven and opening a grand crystal palace. However, she encountered her lifelong nemesis, humanity’s Sword Saint. “How can there be such a pe*verted person! Are you even going to let people live!” Having her confidence dealt a devastating blow, Leticia shut herself away and ran to the human world to start slacking off. But why is the Sword Saint here too?

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